Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4050018 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
64 |
23 |
1.190 |
158.92 — Zambrix (zambricks) |
117.89 |
117.89 |
March 3, 2021 |
| 2. |
#4050014 |
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line. |
61 |
59 |
1.157 |
183.64 — vinnii (slowvinni) |
122.40 |
122.40 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 3. |
#4050017 |
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appe... |
96 |
10 |
1.152 |
166.35 — police (styrofoam) |
93.97 |
93.97 |
March 8, 2021 |
| 4. |
#4050005 |
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it ... |
73 |
40 |
1.139 |
189.94 — vinnii (slowvinni) |
125.34 |
125.34 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 5. |
#4050004 |
People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. W... |
91 |
69 |
1.138 |
185.46 — Blast (rosewolf) |
122.11 |
122.11 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 6. |
#4050002 |
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the... |
97 |
83 |
1.129 |
189.58 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
119.18 |
119.18 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 7. |
#4050020 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
19 |
1.071 |
151.58 — Zambrix (zambricks) |
106.04 |
106.04 |
June 14, 2021 |
| 8. |
#4050012 |
My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play at ... |
70 |
48 |
1.051 |
186.34 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
116.25 |
116.25 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 9. |
#4050015 |
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. |
60 |
52 |
1.050 |
191.59 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
125.33 |
125.33 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 10. |
#4050006 |
I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of ... |
98 |
35 |
1.024 |
183.98 — ANDREA (andreaak00) |
109.71 |
109.71 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 11. |
#4050010 |
Welcome to TypeRacer. Everyone here should be your type. |
56 |
62 |
1.022 |
173.02 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
109.66 |
109.66 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 12. |
#4050009 |
You've got to be kitten me, you want puns? That is so pawful. |
61 |
54 |
1.021 |
166.86 — Jon (jlachney) |
114.17 |
114.17 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 13. |
#4050023 |
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange s... |
93 |
8 |
1.019 |
137.74 — police (styrofoam) |
77.77 |
77.77 |
April 19, 2021 |
| 14. |
#4050019 |
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them... |
66 |
9 |
1.018 |
169.34 — police (styrofoam) |
89.02 |
89.02 |
February 1, 2021 |
| 15. |
#4050003 |
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he ... |
135 |
38 |
0.996 |
159.50 — (sidd_) |
112.12 |
112.12 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 16. |
#4050022 |
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic. |
44 |
30 |
0.988 |
149.28 — police (styrofoam) |
108.65 |
108.65 |
April 19, 2021 |
| 17. |
#4050000 |
A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship ca... |
117 |
36 |
0.981 |
153.28 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
111.88 |
111.88 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 18. |
#4050021 |
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says... |
86 |
9 |
0.948 |
119.89 — police (styrofoam) |
79.43 |
79.43 |
March 25, 2022 |
| 19. |
#4050001 |
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
48 |
57 |
0.894 |
168.08 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
107.77 |
107.77 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 20. |
#4050007 |
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: "... |
133 |
23 |
0.876 |
141.89 — (delirious) |
96.46 |
96.46 |
May 27, 2018 |