Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
1. |
#4050018 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
64 |
26 |
1.190 |
158.92 — (zambricks) |
117.79 |
117.79 |
March 3, 2021 |
2. |
#4050017 |
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appe... |
96 |
13 |
1.156 |
166.35 — police (styrofoam) |
91.80 |
91.80 |
March 8, 2021 |
3. |
#4050014 |
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line. |
61 |
65 |
1.146 |
183.64 — vinnii (slowvinni) |
118.43 |
118.43 |
May 27, 2018 |
4. |
#4050005 |
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it ... |
73 |
44 |
1.123 |
193.64 — Fametime (fametime) |
124.37 |
124.37 |
May 27, 2018 |
5. |
#4050002 |
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the... |
97 |
85 |
1.123 |
189.58 — Volhosis (v... |
119.48 |
119.48 |
May 27, 2018 |
6. |
#4050004 |
People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. W... |
91 |
71 |
1.116 |
185.46 — 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... |
122.00 |
122.00 |
May 27, 2018 |
7. |
#4050020 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
20 |
1.055 |
151.58 — (zambricks) |
104.57 |
104.57 |
June 14, 2021 |
8. |
#4050015 |
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. |
60 |
56 |
1.049 |
191.59 — Volhosis (v... |
120.68 |
120.68 |
May 27, 2018 |
9. |
#4050012 |
My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play at ... |
70 |
51 |
1.044 |
186.34 — Volhosis (v... |
114.81 |
114.81 |
May 27, 2018 |
10. |
#4050006 |
I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of ... |
98 |
36 |
1.020 |
183.98 — ANDREA (andreaak00) |
108.80 |
108.80 |
May 27, 2018 |
11. |
#4050010 |
Welcome to TypeRacer. Everyone here should be your type. |
56 |
64 |
1.020 |
173.02 — Volhosis (v... |
109.19 |
109.19 |
May 27, 2018 |
12. |
#4050023 |
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange s... |
93 |
8 |
1.019 |
137.74 — police (styrofoam) |
77.77 |
77.77 |
April 19, 2021 |
13. |
#4050009 |
You've got to be kitten me, you want puns? That is so pawful. |
61 |
58 |
1.010 |
166.86 — (jlachney) |
111.05 |
111.05 |
May 27, 2018 |
14. |
#4050022 |
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic. |
44 |
32 |
1.006 |
149.28 — police (styrofoam) |
107.54 |
107.54 |
April 19, 2021 |
15. |
#4050019 |
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them... |
66 |
12 |
0.998 |
169.34 — police (styrofoam) |
85.55 |
85.55 |
February 1, 2021 |
16. |
#4050003 |
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he ... |
135 |
40 |
0.992 |
159.50 — (sidd_) |
110.50 |
110.50 |
May 27, 2018 |
17. |
#4050000 |
A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship ca... |
117 |
37 |
0.979 |
153.28 — Volhosis (v... |
111.82 |
111.82 |
May 27, 2018 |
18. |
#4050021 |
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says... |
86 |
10 |
0.905 |
119.89 — police (styrofoam) |
77.18 |
77.18 |
March 25, 2022 |
19. |
#4050001 |
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
48 |
57 |
0.894 |
168.08 — Volhosis (v... |
107.77 |
107.77 |
May 27, 2018 |
20. |
#4050007 |
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: "... |
133 |
23 |
0.876 |
141.89 — (delirious) |
96.46 |
96.46 |
May 27, 2018 |