Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4180162 |
I'm not doing it for you. I know that dwarves can be obstinate and pigheaded and difficult. They're suspicious and secretive, with the worst manners you can possibly imagine. But they are also brave and kind, and loyal to a fault. I've grown very fond of them, and I would save them if I can. |
292 |
2 |
1.255 |
62.69 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
55.98 |
55.98 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 2. |
#4180531 |
Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show. |
322 |
2 |
1.251 |
62.48 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
58.40 |
58.40 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 3. |
#4180199 |
I may be younger but I'll look after you. We're not in love but I'll make love to you. When you're not here I'll save some for you. I'm not him but I'll mean something to you. I'll mean something to you. |
203 |
1 |
1.243 |
178.11 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
178.11 |
178.11 |
April 15, 2019 |
| 4. |
#4180255 |
You think you're any different from me, or your friends, or this tree? If you listen hard enough, you can hear every living thing breathing together. You can feel everything growing. We're all living together, even if most folks don't act like it. We all have the same roots, and we are all branches of the same tree. |
317 |
1 |
1.234 |
176.83 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
176.83 |
176.83 |
April 18, 2019 |
| 5. |
#4180442 |
Power is a lot like real estate. It's all about location, location, location. The closer you are to the source, the higher your property value. |
143 |
1 |
1.218 |
144.69 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
144.69 |
144.69 |
February 25, 2023 |
| 6. |
#4180285 |
You stand before the gates of the Lord's Labyrinth. Within these walls the Lady of Justice doth preside. She shall weigh your mind in one hand, your heart in the other. Should she find you wanting, death shall be your sentence. Should she find you worthy, you will be given the loyalty and love of an empire. |
308 |
1 |
1.216 |
60.75 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
60.75 |
60.75 |
February 15, 2025 |
| 7. |
#4180826 |
I just thought I'd say thank you for doin' a great job. So I thought I'd let you stay with me. I mean, not with me! But there. Not with me there! But there in your own Cozy Cone. And I'd be in my cone. |
201 |
2 |
1.206 |
60.28 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
57.68 |
57.68 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 8. |
#4180252 |
I've found it. I've found it. I have found a reagent which is precipitated by hemoglobin, and by nothing else. |
110 |
1 |
1.206 |
60.27 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
60.27 |
60.27 |
June 5, 2024 |
| 9. |
#4180269 |
When for years you wake up to having to win every battle every day, to prove that you are the best at everything... I started to worry what would happen if it turned out that I wasn't the best. I didn't want to worry... |
219 |
1 |
1.199 |
98.67 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
98.67 |
98.67 |
May 10, 2022 |
| 10. |
#4180318 |
A nice place to start learning Plover is with its most obvious feature - the keyboard. What is this thing? Some letters seem to be missing, others seem to be duplicated. It looks weird. |
185 |
2 |
1.199 |
59.92 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
55.59 |
55.59 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 11. |
#4180145 |
I'll find you in the morning sun and when the night is new. I'll be looking at the moon, but I'll be seeing you. I'll be seeing you in every lovely summer's day, in everything that's light and gay. I'll always think of you that way. |
232 |
2 |
1.192 |
192.86 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
187.39 |
187.39 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 12. |
#4180401 |
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat. Made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, and somebody spoke and I went into a dream. |
281 |
1 |
1.190 |
59.45 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
59.45 |
59.45 |
June 27, 2024 |
| 13. |
#4180171 |
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end. |
140 |
1 |
1.188 |
59.34 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
59.34 |
59.34 |
February 15, 2025 |
| 14. |
#4180842 |
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. |
327 |
1 |
1.187 |
59.33 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
59.33 |
59.33 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 15. |
#4180018 |
There's something moving through the windows and walls, I've seen it before, seen it before. You left me living with a lingering soul, how little you know, how little you know. |
176 |
2 |
1.186 |
166.23 — (jlachney) |
146.40 |
146.40 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 16. |
#4180394 |
Our attempts to succeed in life will be largely determined by our confidence. This rests on the way we see ourselves, what we believe about ourselves, what we believe we are capable of. |
185 |
2 |
1.166 |
58.26 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
55.25 |
55.25 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 17. |
#4180012 |
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art - write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself. |
303 |
3 |
1.158 |
150.98 — (jlachney) |
140.29 |
140.29 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 18. |
#4180164 |
Let the present be less skewed. Let the feet we step set the meter. Let the seers reflect, redeem deeper - severe respect where jewels recess. |
142 |
1 |
1.144 |
57.17 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
57.17 |
57.17 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 19. |
#4180066 |
So don't be afraid to make mistakes, stumble and fall, because most of the time, the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you most, maybe, you'll get everything you wish for. Maybe you'll get more than you could have ever imagined. Who knows where life will take you. The road is long and in the end, the journey is the destination. |
350 |
3 |
1.143 |
149.03 — (jlachney) |
141.24 |
141.24 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 20. |
#4180217 |
Then one day I knew I had to come back here. I had to come back and get on the merry-go-round and eat cotton candy and listen to a band concert. Just stop and breathe and close my eyes and smell and listen. |
206 |
3 |
1.140 |
56.95 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
55.13 |
55.13 |
May 14, 2024 |
| 21. |
#4180092 |
How could you possibly see anything in here with that big hat over your eyes? I hate caves! Our kind isn't meant to be underground. We should be soaring high in the wide open sky. |
179 |
2 |
1.136 |
181.97 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
170.58 |
170.58 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 22. |
#4180024 |
I never should have told you, I never should have let you see inside, don't want it troubling in your mind. Won't you let it be? |
128 |
3 |
1.134 |
161.19 — in a year of 13 moons (misp... |
142.55 |
142.55 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 23. |
#4180059 |
We were happy pretending to be other people. We were the happiest couple we knew. And what's the point of being together if you're not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then, he dragged me, penniless, to the navel of this great country, and found himself a newer, younger, bouncier "cool girl". |
390 |
5 |
1.134 |
147.07 — (jlachney) |
104.08 |
104.08 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 24. |
#4180433 |
Not every thirteen-year-old girl is accused of murder, brought to trial, and found guilty. But I was such a girl, and my story is worth relating even if it did happen years ago. Be warned, however, this is no Story of a Bad Boy, no What Katy Did. If strong ideas and action offend you, read no more. Find another companion to share your idle hours. For my part I intend to tell the truth as I lived it. |
402 |
1 |
1.131 |
56.50 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
56.50 |
56.50 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 25. |
#4180305 |
My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades. Now, I'm using my knowledge to help struggling small business owners make it in this competitive world. |
213 |
1 |
1.128 |
161.60 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
161.60 |
161.60 |
April 18, 2019 |
| 26. |
#4180249 |
If I can't find the cure, I'll fix you with my love. No matter what you know, I'll fix you with my love. And if you say you're okay, I'm gonna heal you anyway. Promise I'll always be there, promise I'll be the cure. |
215 |
1 |
1.119 |
160.33 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
160.33 |
160.33 |
April 18, 2019 |
| 27. |
#0 |
This is a placeholder text. You are seeing it because there are no other texts available for your skill level. Please tell your system administrator to add some texts! |
167 |
1 |
1.118 |
145.71 — (jlachney) |
145.71 |
145.71 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 28. |
#4180198 |
You'll face lots of pain and despair on the way. In fact, the very road we walk is paved with tragedy. But we are the ones who chose to walk it. We'll take on the dirty work and bring about a new world. And once it's all over, we can disappear. |
244 |
1 |
1.118 |
160.17 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
160.17 |
160.17 |
April 18, 2019 |
| 29. |
#4180000 |
Home will always be here unseen out of sight, where I disappear and hide. I think dreamy things as I'm waving goodbye, so I'll spread out my wings and fly. |
155 |
5 |
1.117 |
168.92 — (jlachney) |
135.80 |
135.80 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 30. |
#4180200 |
You're asking how do I really feel, and I'm asking now how is this real. Oh, love is a plan that we can't control. All I can hope, that I'll fill the role. No one will ever know how I feel for you. Throw me a lifeline. |
218 |
1 |
1.116 |
133.46 — (atypicaltypist) |
133.46 |
133.46 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 31. |
#4180088 |
Hello, welcome to Skype call testing service. After the beep, please record a message. Afterwards, your message will be played back to you. |
139 |
1 |
1.115 |
55.72 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
55.72 |
55.72 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 32. |
#4180118 |
Breathe, breathe in the air. Don't be afraid to care. Leave but don't leave me. Look around, choose your own ground. For long you live and high you fly. And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry. And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be. |
262 |
1 |
1.110 |
159.14 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
159.14 |
159.14 |
February 1, 2019 |
| 33. |
#4180035 |
Failure is... Listen up! True failure is forgetting the pioneer spirit and staying far away from challenging hardships! There is no such thing as failure in this race! There are only adventurers! This Steel Ball Run race will be an event the likes of which the world has never experienced before! |
296 |
1 |
1.107 |
55.32 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
55.32 |
55.32 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 34. |
#4180800 |
My face, body, lifestyle. I chose every aspect of myself with my own will. I don't want to be ordered around by anyone anymore, and I have no need for a past. I've got dreams to fulfill, money to earn, love to find, and success to achieve. They may be foolishly simplistic desires for some, but to me, working towards them bit by bit is how I build my confidence. |
363 |
1 |
1.107 |
55.32 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
55.32 |
55.32 |
April 8, 2024 |
| 35. |
#4180003 |
Tell me again, was it love at first sight when I walked by and you caught my eye? Didn't you know love could shine this bright? Well, smile because you're the deer in the headlights. |
182 |
4 |
1.106 |
182.32 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
150.83 |
150.83 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 36. |
#4180116 |
I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you. It's to the point where I love and I hate you, and I cannot change you so I must replace you. Easier said than done, I thought you were the one. Listening to my heart, instead of my head. You found another one, but I am the better one. I won't let you forget me. |
341 |
3 |
1.104 |
186.52 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
159.91 |
159.91 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 37. |
#4180165 |
Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your... whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. |
390 |
5 |
1.103 |
134.73 — (jlachney) |
83.85 |
83.85 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 38. |
#4180078 |
These rappers don't know what to do, 'cause all I did was act me like a Loony Tune. I'll give you all of me until there's nothing left, I swear this summer will be summer camp. |
176 |
3 |
1.098 |
143.06 — (jlachney) |
129.06 |
129.06 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 39. |
#4180043 |
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. |
240 |
2 |
1.098 |
143.05 — (jlachney) |
131.35 |
131.35 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 40. |
#4180150 |
To put things simply, if your past makes your present... Then your present can and will make your future. When you think about it that way... You absolutely have the potential to be anything you want to be. |
206 |
2 |
1.096 |
157.14 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
142.02 |
142.02 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 41. |
#4180526 |
I have grown up in a great man's shadow. All my life I've been a symbol. A symbol is eternal, changeless. An abstraction. A human being is mortal and changeable - with desires and impulses, hopes and despairs. I'm tired of being a symbol, Chancellor. I long to be a human being. This longing I cannot suppress. |
310 |
2 |
1.096 |
54.77 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
49.68 |
49.68 |
January 10, 2024 |
| 42. |
#4180104 |
Open up your heart to me now. Let it all come pouring out. There's nothing I can't take. If it's love just feel it. And if this life will see it. This is no time to be alone, alone yeah. I won't let you go. |
206 |
2 |
1.089 |
156.07 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
151.96 |
151.96 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 43. |
#4180300 |
I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he's SpongeBob! |
382 |
1 |
1.089 |
156.05 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
156.05 |
156.05 |
April 18, 2019 |
| 44. |
#4180063 |
So it was that over the course of time, the man and the weapon seemed as one. Ashbringer became a name of legend, attributed not just to the fearsome blade but also to the relentless knight who wielded it. |
205 |
2 |
1.088 |
186.10 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
164.77 |
164.77 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 45. |
#4180055 |
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee. Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, lulled by the moonlight have all passed away. Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, listen while I woo thee with soft melody. |
245 |
2 |
1.088 |
54.34 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
53.20 |
53.20 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 46. |
#4180288 |
I'm 26, and I'm single, and a school teacher, and that's the bottom of the pit. And the only excitement I've known is here with me now. I'll go with you, and I won't whine, and I'll sew your socks, and I'll stitch you when you're wounded, and I'll do anything you ask of me except one thing. I won't watch you die. I'll miss that scene if you don't mind. |
354 |
2 |
1.087 |
54.33 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.66 |
52.66 |
June 20, 2024 |
| 47. |
#4180002 |
Well, I can't recall one time in my life I've felt as lonely as I do tonight. I feel like I could lay down and get up no more. It's the damndest feeling; I never felt it before. Tonight I feel like an old violin soon to be put away and never played again. |
255 |
5 |
1.086 |
152.72 — (jlachney) |
130.67 |
130.67 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 48. |
#4180824 |
There's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean, taking the race by a full lap... Where's the entertainment in that? No, no, no... I wanted to give folks a little sizzle. |
177 |
1 |
1.084 |
54.14 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
54.14 |
54.14 |
February 15, 2025 |
| 49. |
#4180069 |
Be careful, you are not in Wonderland. I've heard the strange madness long growing in your soul. But you are fortunate in your ignorance, in your isolation. You who have suffered, find where love hides. Give, share, lose - lest we die, unbloomed. |
246 |
3 |
1.080 |
152.42 — (jlachney) |
133.07 |
133.07 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 50. |
#4180084 |
It's true! Yes, I have been ill, very ill. But why do you say that I have lost control of my mind, why do you say that I am mad? Can you not see that I have full control of my mind? Indeed, the illness only made my mind, my feelings, my senses stronger, more powerful. |
268 |
2 |
1.080 |
145.84 — (jlachney) |
144.53 |
144.53 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 51. |
#4180023 |
I remember how you said that sometimes it gets just a little hard being home. There's sand stuck in my bed and memories in my head, love, I've been trying to let this whole thing go. |
182 |
6 |
1.079 |
159.92 — (jlachney) |
144.13 |
144.13 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 52. |
#4180499 |
You've caught on, have you? This robot reads minds. Do you suppose it doesn't know everything about mental injury? Do you suppose that if asked a question, it wouldn't give exactly that answer that one wants to hear? Wouldn't any other answer hurt us, and wouldn't Herbie know that? |
282 |
1 |
1.077 |
53.81 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
53.81 |
53.81 |
June 27, 2024 |
| 53. |
#4180046 |
Hold me close and hold me fast, the magic spell you cast, this is la vie en rose. When you kiss me, heaven sighs, and though I close my eyes, I see la vie en rose. When you press me to your heart, I'm in a world apart, a world where roses bloom. And when you speak, angels sing from above. Everyday words seem to turn into love songs. Give your heart and soul to me, and life will always be la vie en rose. |
406 |
2 |
1.076 |
140.28 — (jlachney) |
139.05 |
139.05 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 54. |
#4180169 |
Light up your face with gladness. Hide every trace of sadness. Although a tear may be ever so near, that's the time you must keep on trying. Smile, what's the use of crying? You'll find that life is still worthwhile if you just smile. |
234 |
1 |
1.075 |
147.90 — police (styrofoam) |
147.90 |
147.90 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 55. |
#4180175 |
Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we're landing immediately. The bad news? We're crash-landing. |
164 |
1 |
1.074 |
53.65 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
53.65 |
53.65 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 56. |
#4180067 |
I don't like you, but I love you. Seems that I'm always thinking of you. Oh, you treat me badly, I love you madly, you really got a hold on me. I don't want you, but I need you. Don't want to kiss you, but I need to. Oh, you do me wrong now, my love is strong now, you really got a hold on me. |
293 |
6 |
1.074 |
163.22 — (jlachney) |
142.78 |
142.78 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 57. |
#4180523 |
What is new about the Space Age is that it brings home to us, in concrete ways, a possibility that would have shocked and dismayed our ancestors: that the heavens might be empty. |
178 |
1 |
1.073 |
53.60 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
53.60 |
53.60 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 58. |
#4180081 |
I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' shootin', parachutin' demolition double cap crimpin' frogman. There ain't nothin' I can't do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. |
368 |
1 |
1.072 |
53.58 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
53.58 |
53.58 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 59. |
#4180016 |
Colors weave into a spire of flame. Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed. Bear this torch against the cold of the night. Search your soul and re-awaken the undying light! On that day, when the sky fell away, our world came to an end. In our rise did a fading sunrise in the dark, glimmering shadows. |
306 |
2 |
1.072 |
139.72 — (jlachney) |
122.72 |
122.72 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 60. |
#4180064 |
Sometimes, in the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers whirl one over the roofs of strange dead cities toward the grinning chasm of Nis, it is a relief and even a delight to shriek wildly and throw oneself voluntarily along with the hideous vortex of dream-doom into whatever bottomless gulf may yawn. |
305 |
1 |
1.065 |
138.78 — (jlachney) |
138.78 |
138.78 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 61. |
#4180052 |
We're a couple of swells, we stop at the best hotels, but we prefer the country far away from the city smells. We're a couple of sports, the pride of the tennis courts; in June, July and August we look cute when we're dressed in shorts. |
236 |
3 |
1.064 |
138.71 — (jlachney) |
127.24 |
127.24 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 62. |
#4180709 |
When I'm stressed, I recite the four species of Antarctic penguin. Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor and Gentoo. It helps. Mom taught me when I was little. You should try it next time you think you're dying. Except if you really are dying, it won't help at all. |
254 |
3 |
1.061 |
53.03 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
51.68 |
51.68 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 63. |
#4180122 |
You are the night you are the ocean. You are the light behind the cloud. You are the end and the beginning. A world where time is not allowed. There's no such thing as complication. To find our way we lose control. Remember love's our only mission. This is the journey of the soul. The perfect song is framed with silence. It speaks of places never seen. You hold your promise long forgotten. It is the birthplace of your dreams. |
429 |
2 |
1.061 |
138.27 — (jlachney) |
135.23 |
135.23 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 64. |
#4180182 |
For so many years I lived in constant terror of myself. Doubt had married my fear and moved into my mind, where it built castles and ruled kingdoms and reigned over me, bowing my will to its whispers until I was little more than an acquiescing peon, too terrified to disobey, too terrified to disagree. I had been shackled, a prisoner in my own mind. But finally, finally, I have learned to break free. |
402 |
2 |
1.061 |
53.00 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
51.25 |
51.25 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 65. |
#4180128 |
There's nothing as significant as a human face. Nor as eloquent. We can never really know another person, except by our first glance at him. Because, in that glance, we know everything. Even though we're not always wise enough to unravel the knowledge. |
252 |
1 |
1.060 |
138.16 — (jlachney) |
138.16 |
138.16 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 66. |
#4180153 |
Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin. |
196 |
1 |
1.059 |
151.73 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
151.73 |
151.73 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 67. |
#4180082 |
Hey, Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It's a cool name, though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. |
348 |
1 |
1.058 |
122.22 — kewl (hyper_racer) |
122.22 |
122.22 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 68. |
#4180417 |
I consider myself to be a man of principle. But, what man does not? Even the cutthroat, I have noticed, considers his actions "moral" after a fashion. Perhaps another person, reading of my life, would name me a religious tyrant. He could call me arrogant. What is to make that man's opinion any less valid than my own? I guess it all comes down to one fact: In the end, I'm the one with the armies. |
398 |
2 |
1.058 |
52.84 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
49.02 |
49.02 |
February 1, 2024 |
| 69. |
#4180292 |
Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Shady. It's so nice to meet you. It's been a long time. I'm sorry I've been away so long. My name is Shady. I never meant to leave you. |
183 |
2 |
1.054 |
52.64 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
50.98 |
50.98 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 70. |
#4180426 |
The noise was terrible. Every time a mortar went off, I jumped. I couldn't help myself. The noise went into you. It touched parts of you that were small and frightened and wanting your mommy. |
191 |
1 |
1.053 |
52.61 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.61 |
52.61 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 71. |
#4180080 |
I'm not part of this little project now, which gives me a clarity I didn't have before. Annie, George, Mitchell, Nina, the two of you, what none of you realized - what none of us realized - is the desire to be human is the end, not the beginning. To want it is to have it. You're not wasting your time, Tom. You've already won. |
327 |
1 |
1.051 |
52.52 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.52 |
52.52 |
February 15, 2025 |
| 72. |
#4180011 |
Fireflies, a million little pieces, feeds the dying light, and brings me back to life. In your eyes, I see something to believe in, your hands are like a flame, your palms' the sweetest pain. |
191 |
3 |
1.049 |
176.40 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
152.35 |
152.35 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 73. |
#4180129 |
You know, this place makes me wonder, which would be worse... to live as a monster? Or to die as a good man? |
108 |
6 |
1.049 |
158.34 — (zambricks) |
134.29 |
134.29 |
June 20, 2024 |
| 74. |
#4180511 |
The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day I got in... |
268 |
1 |
1.049 |
52.39 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.39 |
52.39 |
June 20, 2024 |
| 75. |
#4180450 |
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart? |
325 |
1 |
1.047 |
52.33 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.33 |
52.33 |
February 1, 2024 |
| 76. |
#4180502 |
Reading is a quick and efficient process because accomplished readers perceive patterns rather than individual letters. |
119 |
1 |
1.047 |
52.32 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.32 |
52.32 |
June 16, 2024 |
| 77. |
#4180620 |
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. |
85 |
31 |
1.045 |
169.98 — (zambricks) |
142.41 |
142.41 |
March 7, 2021 |
| 78. |
#4180834 |
Math is like an atomic-powered prosthesis that you attach to your common sense, vastly multiplying its reach and strength. Despite the power of mathematics, and despite its sometimes forbidding notation and abstraction, the actual mental work involved is little different from the way we think about down-to-earth problems. |
323 |
1 |
1.045 |
52.23 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.23 |
52.23 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 79. |
#4180259 |
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation? |
208 |
2 |
1.045 |
117.03 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
86.10 |
86.10 |
February 25, 2023 |
| 80. |
#4180193 |
What do you do with the mad that you feel, when you feel so mad you could bite? When the whole wide world seems oh so wrong and nothing you do seems very right? What do you do? Do you punch a bag, do you pound some clay or some dough? Do you round up friends for a game of tag and see how fast you go? |
301 |
3 |
1.045 |
153.91 — (jlachney) |
128.43 |
128.43 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 81. |
#4180036 |
I know it's a mistake. But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake, but you don't really know it's a mistake, because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake. |
207 |
1 |
1.043 |
135.91 — (jlachney) |
135.91 |
135.91 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 82. |
#4180203 |
Money, you've got lots of friends crowding around the door. When you're gone and spending ends, they don't come no more. Rich relations give crust of bread and such. You can help yourself, but don't take too much. Mama may have, papa may have, but God bless the child that's got his own. That's got his own. |
307 |
1 |
1.043 |
135.88 — (jlachney) |
135.88 |
135.88 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 83. |
#4180262 |
I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again. I'm laughin' at clouds, so dark up above. The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for love. |
181 |
1 |
1.042 |
52.08 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
52.08 |
52.08 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 84. |
#4180547 |
I know what you want. You want a story that won't surprise you. That will confirm what you already know. That won't make you see higher or further or differently. You want a flat story. An immobile story. You want dry, yeastless factuality. |
240 |
2 |
1.040 |
51.95 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
50.85 |
50.85 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 85. |
#4180060 |
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be? |
255 |
5 |
1.038 |
170.51 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
109.25 |
109.25 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 86. |
#4180551 |
The spirit and the senses so easily grow dead to the impressions of the beautiful and the perfect that one ought everyday to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words. |
239 |
1 |
1.036 |
123.08 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
123.08 |
123.08 |
March 16, 2023 |
| 87. |
#4180160 |
It was because of you. It was because you were by my side. I will buy you the world's longest-lasting batteries. Be with me until I die. Be with me forever. You are the most precious treasure of mine. |
200 |
3 |
1.036 |
194.88 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
153.51 |
153.51 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 88. |
#4180766 |
People aren't all perfect. They're weak, ugly, and they get jealous and try to bring others down. Oddly enough, the better you are, the harder it is to live. That's why I'm going to change this world and the people in it... |
223 |
1 |
1.034 |
85.07 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
85.07 |
85.07 |
May 10, 2022 |
| 89. |
#4180007 |
All the oldies and the goldies playing on the radio. They don't make me feel the way you do, my Friday night gurus. You're the Obi-Wan Kenobis with the force of audio. I believe in all your fantasies as silly as they seem. You're from another world. |
249 |
3 |
1.033 |
134.64 — (jlachney) |
125.40 |
125.40 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 90. |
#4180073 |
He is here, actually he was here! He's just nipped out to go to the toilet a few minutes ago. His drink is over there on the table by those barrels. The only problem is that no one has ever actually seen a toilet in RuneScape so he may take a little while. |
256 |
1 |
1.033 |
134.64 — (jlachney) |
134.64 |
134.64 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 91. |
#4180087 |
I am innocent, innocent. I just wanted to play a game, game, but the boring kings found such fun to be a trouble. As punishment, they craved to imprison my body, but I'm fast, fast, clever, clever. They lost the chase, and locked up their entire race, building a prison around the whole world. Now, I'm the only free one. |
321 |
2 |
1.032 |
134.51 — (jlachney) |
127.65 |
127.65 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 92. |
#4180033 |
I've never been invincible in a fight. I've lost loads of times. But I'll definitely crawl through the mud and stand up again. And then I'll finish this! In a man's fight, you don't lose until you accept defeat, no matter how much you get beat up! |
247 |
2 |
1.032 |
131.20 — (jlachney) |
92.01 |
92.01 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 93. |
#4180767 |
Poured forth gracefully, this etheric tincture lifts winter's coat-of-arms with coaxing aromas and electricity. Used with vigilance, a pitcher of summer stirs a memory into swooning, and bravely, the flowers of the past will stretch their limbs into the sky while snow falls quietly all around. |
294 |
1 |
1.030 |
51.47 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
51.47 |
51.47 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 94. |
#4180105 |
It all just disappears doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment like breath on a mirror. Any moment now, he's a coming, The Doctor and I always will be. But times change... and so must I. We all change, when you think about it. We are all different people all through our lives and that's okay - that's good - you've got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me... |
511 |
1 |
1.028 |
141.49 — police (styrofoam) |
141.49 |
141.49 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 95. |
#4180802 |
That makes perfect sense, turn right to go left. Yes, thank you! Or should I say, "No thank you", because in opposite world, maybe that really means, "Thank you"! |
162 |
1 |
1.028 |
51.37 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
51.37 |
51.37 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 96. |
#4180093 |
Hah, well, yeah, but I don't think you're gonna fit through this 'ere hole in the wall. We had to close up the passage recently to keep those crazed nematodes from comin' out and attackin' the village. |
201 |
2 |
1.027 |
141.50 — (jlachney) |
126.72 |
126.72 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 97. |
#4180001 |
I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor, we can go slow or make it go faster, down through the woods and out to the pasture, long as I'm with you it really don't matter. |
179 |
2 |
1.027 |
133.89 — (jlachney) |
132.49 |
132.49 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 98. |
#4180201 |
Have you ever felt so strong that it made you feel weak? Long days, long nights, and you just can't sleep. Have you ever been so sure, that it gave you cold feet? Got you floating on air, you can feel your heart beat. Well I never knew this feeling, ever. Now I hope it stays and lasts forever. |
294 |
1 |
1.027 |
177.77 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
177.77 |
177.77 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 99. |
#4180030 |
Questioning is a lifelong process. That's precisely what makes it so unlike doubt. Questioning engages with reality, interrogating all it sees. Questioning leads to a constant assault on intellectual status quo, where doubt is far more likely to lead to resigned acceptance. After all, when the possibility of truth is doubtful (excuse the pun), why not simply play along with the most convenient lie? |
401 |
2 |
1.027 |
133.80 — (jlachney) |
126.03 |
126.03 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 100. |
#4180435 |
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream, make him the cutest that I've ever seen. Give him two lips, like roses and clover, then tell him that his lonesome nights are over! Sandman, I'm so alone, don't have nobody to call my own. Please turn on your magic beam, Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream! |
282 |
1 |
1.026 |
51.28 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
51.28 |
51.28 |
May 14, 2024 |
| 101. |
#4180351 |
I'd always loved the house and its pretty white facade, the crisp black shutters framing the windows, the tawny cedar shingles on the roof; an old oak tree just to the right of the house in the front yard, exactly where it should be, a rope swing hanging from its limbs. |
270 |
1 |
1.026 |
51.28 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
51.28 |
51.28 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 102. |
#4180037 |
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world. |
482 |
1 |
1.025 |
133.56 — (jlachney) |
133.56 |
133.56 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 103. |
#4180049 |
Even if you lose a spell card battle, you win if you feel good. It's a game after all. A game isn't there to entertain you. You enjoy the game yourself. Maybe when you reach the point when you can enjoy anything, you see the true glamour of the spell card for the first time. |
275 |
3 |
1.024 |
161.86 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
145.77 |
145.77 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 104. |
#4180789 |
We're all bored, we're all so tired of everything. We wait for trains that just aren't comin'. We show off our different scarlet letters... trust me, mine is better. We're so young, but we're on the road to ruin. We play dumb, but we know exactly what we're doing. |
264 |
1 |
1.021 |
51.03 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
51.03 |
51.03 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 105. |
#4180041 |
Whatever happened to the values of humanity? Whatever happened to the fairness and equality? Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity, lack of understanding leading us away from unity. That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under, that's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down. |
296 |
2 |
1.021 |
133.10 — (jlachney) |
132.77 |
132.77 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 106. |
#4180075 |
There are those who say that the world is like a calm pond, and that any time a person does even the smallest thing, it is as if a stone has dropped into the pond, spreading circles of ripples further and further out, until the entire world has been changed by one tiny action, but the Baudelaires could not bear to think of the tiny action of the trigger of the harpoon gun, or how the world changed in just one instant. Instead, they frantically rushed to the edge of the pond as the sub-sub-librarian began to sink. Klaus grabbed one hand, and Sunny grabbed the other, and Violet reached for his face, as if she were comforting someone who had begun to cry. |
660 |
1 |
1.020 |
132.90 — (jlachney) |
132.90 |
132.90 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 107. |
#4180054 |
Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away, there's where my heart is turning ever, there's where the old folks stay. All up and down the whole creation, sadly I roam. Still longing for the old plantation, and for the old folks at home. |
239 |
1 |
1.019 |
132.87 — (jlachney) |
132.87 |
132.87 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 108. |
#4180493 |
I know you miss her, I mean, you told me you did. But maybe it's not just the cooking or the cleaning you miss. Maybe it's something else. Maybe you can't even describe it. Maybe you only know it when it's gone. Maybe it's like there's a whole piece of you that's missing too. Look at her, Dad. Doesn't she look pretty like that? Doesn't she look just as beautiful as the first time you met her? Do you really want her back the way she was? Doesn't she just look wonderful? Now don't you wish you could tell her that? |
517 |
1 |
1.018 |
82.14 — Bijay (moneybijay) |
82.14 |
82.14 |
October 3, 2022 |
| 109. |
#4180347 |
Just like seasons change I bring rainfall. Or sunshine when it's summertime, y'all. Or cold shoulders when it's wintertime, pa. Colors when it's spring I seem to stand tall. |
173 |
2 |
1.018 |
50.86 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
50.36 |
50.36 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 110. |
#4180090 |
I can hear its whispers coming from below! Down, deep down in the Earth. If you're ever down there, please! You must find my box and return it at once! And whatever you do - do NOT open the box! |
194 |
2 |
1.017 |
129.48 — (jlachney) |
90.72 |
90.72 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 111. |
#4180253 |
To feel much for others and little for ourselves; to restrain our selfishness and exercise our benevolent affections, constitute the perfection of human nature. |
160 |
1 |
1.016 |
50.77 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
50.77 |
50.77 |
July 2, 2024 |
| 112. |
#4180032 |
Earning happiness means doing good and working, not speculating and being lazy. Laziness may look inviting, but only work gives you true satisfaction. |
150 |
1 |
1.016 |
50.75 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
50.75 |
50.75 |
May 14, 2024 |
| 113. |
#4180020 |
So I walk into the sun. I thought you'd be there, but you could fool anyone. In the red water dust, will I see you soon, or did we move on? |
139 |
1 |
1.012 |
152.47 — in a year of 13 moons (misp... |
152.47 |
152.47 |
February 5, 2019 |
| 114. |
#4180444 |
Hello, son! Timmy Turner, my name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Thank you for locating my long lost son, Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune. If there's anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask. |
277 |
3 |
1.012 |
74.84 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
60.72 |
60.72 |
May 10, 2022 |
| 115. |
#4180004 |
Living close to the ground is seventh heaven 'cause there are angels all around. Among my frivolous thoughts, I believe there are beautiful things seen by the astronauts. The indications reveal that few of us realize life is quite surreal. So if you're dying to see, I guarantee there are angels around your vicinity. |
317 |
1 |
1.011 |
131.76 — (jlachney) |
131.76 |
131.76 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 116. |
#4180126 |
I've been up. I've been down. I've been kicked down to the ground by the voices in my head. But you said, "Life gets tough when you get older. That's why I raised a soldier. Fight this battle to the end." |
204 |
4 |
1.009 |
179.96 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
137.09 |
137.09 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 117. |
#4180045 |
Days can be sunny, with never a sigh, don't need what money can buy. Birds in the trees sing their day full of song, why shouldn't we sing along? I'm chipper all the day, happy with my lot. How do I get that way? Look at what I've got. |
235 |
1 |
1.007 |
131.21 — (jlachney) |
131.21 |
131.21 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 118. |
#4180042 |
Our last night together we did a lot. Whole lot. But, there were some things we couldn't do. Alex's parents had already bought a new home, most of the neighborhood had; Munch's too, so one-by-one people started to move, my parents hadn't so we got to stay. New people started moving in and Mulberry Woods started again, but not the one that had my friends in it. When you're a kid, you think you're invisible. You think you can't make a difference. We're not kids anymore! We know now that we can do anything! Having a friend light years away taught us that distance, is just a state of mind. If you're best friends then you always will be no matter where you are in the universe. |
680 |
1 |
1.006 |
131.10 — (jlachney) |
131.10 |
131.10 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 119. |
#4180048 |
A spell card that seems to resurrect the dead with the power of butterflies. In his long sleep, he dreamed he was a butterfly. Was he a human who awoke from a butterfly dream to his ordinary life? Or was he a butterfly dreaming of a life as a human in its long sleep? The butterfly dream. It seems to represent transience of life in this world. But since when did butterflies become so important? |
396 |
2 |
1.004 |
179.88 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
114.14 |
114.14 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 120. |
#4180699 |
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. |
146 |
3 |
1.004 |
50.15 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
48.08 |
48.08 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 121. |
#4180329 |
The intertrochanteric line is at the junction of the neck and shaft on the anterior surface; the intertrochanteric crest is in a similar position on the posterior surface. |
171 |
1 |
1.003 |
50.11 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
50.11 |
50.11 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 122. |
#4180497 |
Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know. |
133 |
1 |
1.000 |
60.80 — (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... |
60.80 |
60.80 |
April 18, 2024 |
| 123. |
#4180385 |
It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. |
133 |
1 |
1.000 |
104.59 — iLove2Type29483947538479253... |
104.59 |
104.59 |
June 20, 2024 |
| 124. |
#4180773 |
And I think how hope may be the thing that pulls you forward, may be the thing that keeps you going, but that it's dangerous, too, that it's painful and risky, that it's making a dare to the world and when has the world ever let us win a dare? |
243 |
1 |
1.000 |
112.27 — Dal (astronerd) |
112.27 |
112.27 |
March 28, 2023 |
| 125. |
#4180149 |
If I were to take even one step back right now, I get the feeling that I'd never be able to return back to where I'm standing right now. |
136 |
1 |
1.000 |
120.35 — index finger spacebar user ... |
120.35 |
120.35 |
June 17, 2023 |
| 126. |
#4180173 |
Raining in my heart, since we've been apart. I know I was wrong. Baby, please come home. You got me crying, about to lose my mind. Don't let me cry in vain, try my love just once again. |
185 |
1 |
1.000 |
104.95 — Elvis (elvisnator) |
104.95 |
104.95 |
July 24, 2019 |
| 127. |
#4180661 |
I do not often laugh, sir, as you may perceive by the air of my countenance; but nevertheless, I retain the privilege of laughing when I please. |
144 |
1 |
1.000 |
112.12 — (zak389) |
112.12 |
112.12 |
September 15, 2023 |
| 128. |
#4180537 |
But maybe this isn't the end of the road, maybe it's a stop-off, a moment to reflect before moving on. Because that's how we honor those we've lost: by looking forward, not back. You see, this is one of those stories with a moral. And the moral is simply this: life persists. |
275 |
1 |
1.000 |
115.14 — (ginoo75) |
115.14 |
115.14 |
April 29, 2021 |
| 129. |
#4180542 |
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? |
145 |
1 |
1.000 |
128.39 — Mr. Peace. (WiththeSlowestI... |
128.39 |
128.39 |
June 11, 2023 |
| 130. |
#4180342 |
Court-reporting schools were prime sources of notereaders, especially with respect to those 80 to 90 percent of reporting students who dropped out of the program before reaching acceptable speed on the stenotype. |
212 |
2 |
1.000 |
127.42 — (keegant) |
114.42 |
114.42 |
January 2, 2020 |
| 131. |
#4180389 |
With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, they would all cease to exist and I call that... mercy. And then what? I finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills. |
235 |
1 |
1.000 |
79.31 — isthislewz (isthislewz) |
79.31 |
79.31 |
October 11, 2021 |
| 132. |
#4180469 |
I will rain down silver and gold for you. I will shatter the black night, break it open, and pour out a million stars. Turn away from the darkness, the madness, the pain. Open your eyes and know that I am here. That I remember and hope. Open your eyes and look at the light. |
274 |
1 |
1.000 |
76.65 — idk man (ithatme) |
76.65 |
76.65 |
April 19, 2022 |
| 133. |
#4180814 |
At just after eight on the morning of Sunday, September 1, 1715, four days before his seventy-seventh birthday and in the seventy-second year of his reign, Louis gave a number of short sighs and two gasps. Then quietly, peacefully, Louis XIV - Louis the Great - was dead. |
271 |
1 |
1.000 |
87.99 — Electric (cuitcuit) |
87.99 |
87.99 |
February 10, 2022 |
| 134. |
#4180050 |
Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise. |
242 |
1 |
1.000 |
106.75 — dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) |
106.75 |
106.75 |
December 30, 2019 |
| 135. |
#4180323 |
Tonight I'll dream while in my bed. When silly thoughts go through my head, about the bugs and alphabet, and when I wake tomorrow I'll bet that you and I will walk together again. I can tell that we are going to be friends. |
223 |
1 |
1.000 |
73.78 — horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) |
73.78 |
73.78 |
June 4, 2021 |
| 136. |
#4180098 |
We found our way back to the city we came from. 'Cause I look back and I thought, man what if I gave up. I watched myself burn and there's nothing I'm ashamed of, 'cause I found my new self and the fire I'm afraid of. |
217 |
3 |
0.995 |
145.03 — police (styrofoam) |
121.77 |
121.77 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 137. |
#4180008 |
Wildflower knew I wasn't well, but on the kitchen floor I got better again. I grabbed my keys and drove toward a star, and there I was understood for the first time in my life, 'cause that's when I was introduced to true serendipity. I knew it when you showed up again in the snow, I was always told your heart is where you're home. |
332 |
2 |
0.992 |
136.62 — (jlachney) |
124.26 |
124.26 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 138. |
#4180724 |
Miracles are illusions caused by insufficient observation and understanding. They're just... glorious misunderstandings. |
120 |
2 |
0.992 |
163.45 — Stand with Palestine (guest... |
106.28 |
106.28 |
March 13, 2024 |
| 139. |
#4180062 |
I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to. When I'm lying close to someone else. You're stuck in my head and I can't get you out of it. If I could do it all again, I know I'd go back to you. |
190 |
1 |
0.988 |
141.67 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
141.67 |
141.67 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 140. |
#4180443 |
I've always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs. |
106 |
16 |
0.988 |
151.84 — (zambricks) |
133.21 |
133.21 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 141. |
#4180181 |
Since the infancy of computers, hackers have been creatively solving problems. In the late 1950s, the MIT model railroad club was given a donation of parts, mostly old telephone equipment. The club's members used this equipment to rig up a complex system that allowed multiple operators to control different parts of the track by dialing in to the appropriate sections. They called this new and inventive use of telephone equipment hacking; many people consider this group to be the original hackers. |
500 |
1 |
0.988 |
171.00 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
171.00 |
171.00 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 142. |
#4180360 |
The labyrinth is buried deep in the temporal bone and consists of the two otolith organs - the utricle and saccule - and three semicircular canals. The elaborate architecture of these components explains why this part of the vestibular system is called the labyrinth. |
267 |
1 |
0.986 |
49.28 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
49.28 |
49.28 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 143. |
#4180009 |
Let me get two hamburgers with just pickles, two cheeseburgers, and another cheeseburger everything on them, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a junior fry, and two junior fries, two more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more junior fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and a small sprite, five large cokes, and one large coke, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke. |
801 |
2 |
0.986 |
186.43 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
151.49 |
151.49 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 144. |
#4180143 |
It was a wicked, whimpering, winter plagued night. When my tongue grew wings, and took to flight. The thought had never crossed my mind before that moment. It's the truth so bent, it can't be broken. |
199 |
1 |
0.986 |
49.24 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
49.24 |
49.24 |
February 15, 2025 |
| 145. |
#4180739 |
Okay, let's just turn around then. Let's just go back, and we can write a nice little boring thesis regurgitating all the usual crap about urban legend. We've got a real shot here, Bernadette. An entire community starts attributing the daily horrors of their lives to a mythical figure. |
286 |
1 |
0.985 |
49.23 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
49.23 |
49.23 |
May 14, 2024 |
| 146. |
#4180247 |
Morphic resonance is a process whereby self-organising systems inherit a memory from previous similar systems. In its most general formulation, morphic resonance means that the so-called laws of nature are more like habits. The hypothesis of morphic resonance also leads to a radically new interpretation of memory storage in the brain and of biological inheritance. |
366 |
1 |
0.985 |
81.04 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
81.04 |
81.04 |
May 10, 2022 |
| 147. |
#4180319 |
If you've ever studied touch-typing on the QWERTY keyboard, you probably spent quite a bit of time getting comfortable with the home position and with the proper ways to stretch your fingers to reach all the keys. On a steno keyboard, none of that complexity exists, and you can learn proper fingering in about one minute. |
322 |
1 |
0.984 |
49.16 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
49.16 |
49.16 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 148. |
#4180099 |
It was night again. The Waystone Inn lay in silence, and it was a silence of three parts. The most obvious part was a hollow, echoing quiet, made by things that were lacking. If there had been a wind it would have sighed through the trees, set the inn's sign creaking on its hooks, and brushed the silence down the road like trailing autumn leaves. If there had been a crowd, even a handful of men inside the inn, they would have filled the silence with conversation and laughter, the clatter and clamor one expects from a drinking house during the dark hours of night. If there had been music... but no, of course there was no music. In fact there were none of these things, and so the silence remained. |
704 |
1 |
0.984 |
128.20 — (jlachney) |
128.20 |
128.20 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 149. |
#4180140 |
And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To those who ground me take a message back from me - tell them how I am defying gravity. I'm flying high defying gravity, and soon I'll match them in renown. And nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring me down! |
293 |
1 |
0.984 |
49.14 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
49.14 |
49.14 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 150. |
#4180428 |
This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. |
284 |
1 |
0.982 |
79.17 — Bijay (moneybijay) |
79.17 |
79.17 |
October 3, 2022 |
| 151. |
#4180132 |
Ages ago, life was born in the primitive sea. Young life forms constantly evolved in order to survive. Some prospered, some did not, all sorts of life ebbed and flowed like the tide. In the quiet rhythm of the mother sea, life grew, always seeking to survive and flourish. Soon life began to advance towards land, opening new habitats. A great prosperity came, as life conquered even the highest mountains. Mass extinctions came wave after wave, but empty niches always quickly refilled, to once again prosper, grow, and reproduce. Someday the next great emigration will occur, as we leave this existence looking for another. The journey will begin anew. I hold within me, the memories of all that has passed. Who am I... |
721 |
2 |
0.981 |
180.94 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
150.24 |
150.24 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 152. |
#4180096 |
I will not vanish, you will not scare me. Try to get through it, try to push through it. You were not thinking that I will not do it. They be lovin' someone and I'm another story. Take the next ticket, get the next train. Why would I do it? Anyone'd think that. |
261 |
1 |
0.977 |
169.15 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
169.15 |
169.15 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 153. |
#4180163 |
Sitting back and doing nothing, or worse, criticizing others, does not require courage. Speaking up and letting your unique voice be heard is an important step for anyone who wants to make anything better. |
205 |
2 |
0.976 |
167.05 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
157.85 |
157.85 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 154. |
#4180717 |
Impertinent and ignorant, deathless and restless. Cold contrite cowards. Digitised satellite, augmented entities. Unremembered God. The world fades to black; digital black. Welcome to an altered future. |
202 |
1 |
0.976 |
48.75 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
48.75 |
48.75 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 155. |
#4180086 |
Well, I'm not Superman, that's for sure. And I'm not Batman, or Spiderman, or Aquaman, or a merman, or a wolfman. I'm not a brahman, or common, or ramen. I'm not a caiman either, so you don't really need to worry about anything. My name is Phi. I guess you could say... I am no man. |
282 |
2 |
0.972 |
129.95 — police (styrofoam) |
120.66 |
120.66 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 156. |
#4180673 |
Just as I'm giving up, my heart is palpitating. Here comes another one, it's so intoxicating. And being where I've been, I know that in the end I'll do it all again. |
165 |
1 |
0.972 |
48.57 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
48.57 |
48.57 |
March 25, 2024 |
| 157. |
#4180367 |
It should come as no surprise that writers take an interest in punctuation. I have been told that the dying words of one famous 20th-century writer were, "I should have used fewer semicolons." |
192 |
1 |
0.972 |
48.54 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
48.54 |
48.54 |
June 20, 2024 |
| 158. |
#4180308 |
For stenographer jobs, employers prefer to hire high school graduates and seldom have a preference among the many different shorthand methods. For court reporter jobs, however, employers prefer stenotype, not only because reporters can write faster using stenotype, but also because they can feed stenotype notes to a computer for high-speed transcription. |
356 |
1 |
0.970 |
48.45 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
48.45 |
48.45 |
June 27, 2024 |
| 159. |
#4180138 |
This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale. |
150 |
1 |
0.969 |
115.90 — (atypicaltypist) |
115.90 |
115.90 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 160. |
#4180034 |
Earth, like most planets, has strong temperature gradients, as illustrated by the accumulation of ice at the poles. Modifying this latitudinal temperature gradient are other factors such as winds, mountains and large water bodies. All of these factors also influence precipitation patterns. |
290 |
4 |
0.967 |
169.22 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
129.27 |
129.27 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 161. |
#4180539 |
Opinions may differ about the current health of physics, but no reasonable person can dispute that it has been a hugely successful enterprise. Without revolutionary 20th-century breakthroughs in quantum physics and relativity, modern technology - including transistors, lasers, GPS, nuclear power and much more - would be literally unthinkable. |
344 |
1 |
0.966 |
48.28 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
48.28 |
48.28 |
February 3, 2025 |
| 162. |
#4180230 |
Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the Lord my soul to keep; if I die before I wake, pray the Lord my soul to take. Hush, little baby, don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard. It's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head. |
253 |
1 |
0.965 |
48.19 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
48.19 |
48.19 |
May 5, 2024 |
| 163. |
#4180243 |
The universe (which others call the Library) is composed of an indefinite, perhaps infinite number of hexagonal galleries. In the center of each gallery is a ventilation shaft, bounded by a low railing. From any hexagon one can see the floors above and below - one after another, endlessly. |
290 |
1 |
0.959 |
47.92 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
47.92 |
47.92 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 164. |
#4180197 |
One of the greatest attributes of God is power. Power to create, power to lay down and power to take up, power to control the earth and the heavens, and power to consume His enemies. God is full of power, glory, and majesty and He has given all His children power to become great, power to destroy the works of Satan, power to become children of God, power to dominate, power to procreate, power to fulfill destiny. |
415 |
1 |
0.959 |
114.70 — (atypicaltypist) |
114.70 |
114.70 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 165. |
#4180056 |
Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while... that is up to you. |
172 |
3 |
0.959 |
145.96 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
117.31 |
117.31 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 166. |
#4180666 |
Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it. Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last for ever. It is a meaningless word, too. The only difference between a caprice and a life-long passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer. |
296 |
1 |
0.959 |
47.90 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
47.90 |
47.90 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 167. |
#4180044 |
All programs have to manage the way they use a computer's memory while running. Some languages have garbage collection that constantly looks for no longer used memory as the program runs; in other languages, the programmer must explicitly allocate and free the memory. Rust uses a third approach: memory is managed through a system of ownership with a set of rules that the compiler checks at compile time. None of the ownership features slow down your program while it's running. |
480 |
1 |
0.957 |
124.79 — (jlachney) |
124.79 |
124.79 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 168. |
#4180184 |
When the light is running low, and the shadows start to grow, and the places that you know seem like fantasy, there's a light inside your soul that's still shining in the cold with the truth - the promise in our hearts. Don't forget. I'm with you in the dark. |
259 |
1 |
0.952 |
124.07 — (jlachney) |
124.07 |
124.07 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 169. |
#4180039 |
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol's plans. The symbol of the rebellion. |
200 |
2 |
0.949 |
125.60 — (jlachney) |
86.16 |
86.16 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 170. |
#4180191 |
1 yen, 5 yen, 10 yen, 50 yen, 100 yen, 500 yen, 1,000 yen, 5,000 yen, 10,000 yen, 50,000 yen, 1,000,000 yen, as much as you can bring! Give me a donation, a donation. Yen, dollar, franc, mark, rupee, won't you give me any donations? Foreign money works too, y'know. |
265 |
1 |
0.947 |
164.04 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
164.04 |
164.04 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 171. |
#4180133 |
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny. Once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow. |
214 |
1 |
0.947 |
123.45 — (jlachney) |
123.45 |
123.45 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 172. |
#4180094 |
Sorry, Dust - I don't think you're double jumping over that. Stupid avalanches ruin everything! Go ahead, name me one good thing an avalanche has ever done! |
156 |
2 |
0.947 |
129.88 — (jlachney) |
87.34 |
87.34 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 173. |
#4180071 |
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. I looked over Jordan, what did I see, coming for to carry me home? A band of angels, coming after me, coming for to carry me home. Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. |
240 |
1 |
0.943 |
122.92 — (jlachney) |
122.92 |
122.92 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 174. |
#4180107 |
As soon as Anna was able to walk, her mother started teaching her how to survive a harsh, solitary life in the northern woods. Living in such an extremely remote and dangerous area required skill and resilience. When sunlight became too dim for productive activities, they would take refuge in their house, a sturdy old cabin constructed to resist the toughest winters. |
369 |
1 |
0.943 |
129.74 — police (styrofoam) |
129.74 |
129.74 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 175. |
#4180769 |
Prying eyes had become a nuisance along the Old Road, and so I undertook to receive my most curious deliveries by way of marine shipments. A sheltered jetty was accessible by a narrow stone stair off the back of the manor, and a discreet system of pulleys could hoist even the heaviest prizes up the rock face from a securely tied dinghy below. |
344 |
2 |
0.941 |
47.00 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.03 |
45.03 |
June 5, 2024 |
| 176. |
#4180074 |
Empty spaces, what are we living for? Abandoned places, I guess we know the score. On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for? Another hero, another mindless crime: behind the curtain, in the pantomime. Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore? The show must go on. |
286 |
3 |
0.940 |
168.09 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
113.75 |
113.75 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 177. |
#4180649 |
Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, and the Duchess with her dirk. The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke! |
343 |
1 |
0.935 |
111.07 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
111.07 |
111.07 |
February 25, 2023 |
| 178. |
#4180222 |
You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging its way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it. |
331 |
1 |
0.935 |
46.70 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
46.70 |
46.70 |
June 16, 2024 |
| 179. |
#4180058 |
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. |
252 |
2 |
0.933 |
46.62 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
44.19 |
44.19 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 180. |
#4180006 |
I survived a dreadful accident in the car crash of the century. My shattered hopes collapsed on cold cement, but in the back of the ambulance, I'd never felt so content. A high speed collision gave a new sense of sight to me, and now my vision can render the scene, a blurry image of wreckage and roadside debris. Happiness returned to me through a grave emergency. |
365 |
2 |
0.931 |
163.70 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
141.56 |
141.56 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 181. |
#4180057 |
As far as he could see the trees were standing up against the sky. Not one tree, not two, not a dozen, but the thousands he had planted in seed and sprout. And not little trees, no, not saplings, not little tender shoots, but great trees, huge trees, trees as tall as ten men, green and green and huge and round and full, trees shimmering their metallic leaves, trees whispering, trees in a line over hills, lemon trees, lime trees, redwoods and mimosas and oaks and elms and aspens, cherry, maple, ash, apple, orange, eucalyptus, stung by a tumultuous rain, nourished by alien and magical soil and, even as he watched, throwing out new branches, popping open new buds. |
669 |
2 |
0.928 |
120.99 — (jlachney) |
120.67 |
120.67 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 182. |
#4180158 |
But a paradox of modern communication is that, while it links together disparate regions and identities, it also creates new awareness of disparities. It does not only homogenize things. Ideas blend and mix and become hybrid, but in different ways in different places. |
268 |
1 |
0.927 |
120.85 — (jlachney) |
120.85 |
120.85 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 183. |
#4180638 |
And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, 'Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, 'Do bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. |
269 |
2 |
0.924 |
46.19 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
44.80 |
44.80 |
March 26, 2024 |
| 184. |
#4180192 |
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship, going from this land to that in a sailor's suit and cap. Away from the big city where man cannot be free of all the evils of this town and of himself and those around. |
282 |
2 |
0.924 |
175.42 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
147.55 |
147.55 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 185. |
#4180168 |
I think a lot about the way it ends - the kind of things no one ever wants me to say again. But the line's in my mind so when I peace I'll know I had the best times, with the greatest friends. That's why I own it, live in the moment, trying to make the most of it, notice the unnoticed. And any stacks that I stack, well that's a bonus, I've seen too many dull folks working the wrong motives. So while you're napping in the afternoon, I'm in the classroom raising up my hand, yes I'm that dude. I'm in the Cancun sands, just passing through till I'm in the studio booth tracking these raps too. And if you're waiting for anybody to ask you where your passion falls or what you have to do, then consider this your call to be all you can be. Stand up tall, hustle, no plan B. |
774 |
2 |
0.924 |
116.61 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
114.74 |
114.74 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 186. |
#4180743 |
Lenin believed that the time to revolt and seize power had come. Again he encountered opposition within the party to his call for armed insurrection, most prominently Kamenev and Zinoviev. Most of the other party leaders, including Stalin, supported him. |
254 |
1 |
0.921 |
109.40 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
109.40 |
109.40 |
March 16, 2023 |
| 187. |
#4180250 |
Modern bourgeois society with its relations of production, of exchange and of property, a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and exchange, is like the sorcerer, who is no longer able to control the powers of the subterranean world which he has called up by his spells. |
296 |
1 |
0.921 |
109.40 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
109.40 |
109.40 |
February 25, 2023 |
| 188. |
#4180240 |
Now when you pick a pawpaw, or a prickly pear, and you prick a raw paw, next time beware. Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw. When you pick a pear, try to use the claw. But you don't need to use the claw when you pick a pear of the big pawpaw. |
247 |
1 |
0.919 |
45.90 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.90 |
45.90 |
May 14, 2024 |
| 189. |
#4180736 |
Where there's a will, there's a way - kinda beautiful. And every night has its day - so magical. And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle that can't be defeated. For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable; in every lost soul the bones of a miracle; for every dreamer a dream - we're unstoppable with something to believe in. |
338 |
1 |
0.918 |
45.89 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.89 |
45.89 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 190. |
#4180076 |
Come, sweetheart mine, don't sit and pine. Tell me of the cares that make you feel so blue. What have I done, answer me, hon. Have I ever said an unkind word to you? My love is true, and just for you, I'd do almost anything at any time. Dear, when you sigh, or when you cry, something seems to grip this very heart of mine. |
323 |
1 |
0.918 |
131.60 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
131.60 |
131.60 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 191. |
#4180607 |
The Astonishing Hypothesis is that "You", your joys and your sorrows, your memories and your ambitions, your sense of personal identity and free will, are in fact no more than the behaviour of a vast assembly of nerve cells and their associated molecules. As Lewis Carroll's Alice might have phrased it: "You're nothing but a pack of neurons." |
343 |
1 |
0.917 |
45.83 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.83 |
45.83 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 192. |
#4180089 |
It was my greatest triumph... and I never looked back. You think I was afraid fleeing Brennenburg? Quite the contrary. I knew it was my purgatory - hellfire made to wash away my sins. There's no denying the things I've done. But I have paid my tribute. I gave them that awful man... I did the right thing. |
305 |
2 |
0.917 |
137.78 — police (styrofoam) |
123.15 |
123.15 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 193. |
#4180017 |
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own. Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for, you heard me saying a prayer for, someone I really could care for. And then there suddenly appeared before me, the only one my arms will ever hold. I heard somebody whisper "please adore me," and when I looked the moon had turned to gold. |
378 |
1 |
0.916 |
119.41 — (jlachney) |
119.41 |
119.41 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 194. |
#4180304 |
Machine shorthand, sometimes referred to as stenotypy, is a system of phonetic writing which uses a compact keyboard consisting of 23 keys: 21 letters, an asterisk and a number bar. |
181 |
1 |
0.916 |
45.75 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.75 |
45.75 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 195. |
#4180108 |
Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull. How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control. Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones. |
182 |
4 |
0.915 |
159.51 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
113.17 |
113.17 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 196. |
#4180256 |
We were being treated like equals, but not out of respect. Out of fear. So, I left. I decided I no longer wanted to use my skills to aid in their violence. Instead, I would dedicate my life to becoming a Huntress. So here I am, a criminal hiding in plain view, all with the help of a little, black bow. |
302 |
1 |
0.912 |
45.59 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.59 |
45.59 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 197. |
#4180379 |
It's an awful truth that suffering can deepen us, give a greater lustre to our colours, a richer resonance to our words. That is, if it doesn't destroy us, if it doesn't burn away the optimism and the spirit, the capacity for visions, and the respect for simple yet indispensable things. |
287 |
1 |
0.911 |
45.54 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.54 |
45.54 |
May 14, 2024 |
| 198. |
#4180172 |
A submarine safe is not to be confused with a safe in a submarine - a safe in a submarine is substantially safer than a submarine safe. |
135 |
1 |
0.911 |
45.51 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
45.51 |
45.51 |
February 3, 2025 |
| 199. |
#4180072 |
The story concerns a person named Cinderella. Cinderella was a young person who was placed in the care of various wicked people who teased her and forced her to do all the chores. Eventually, Cinderella was rescued by her fairy godmother, who magically created a special outfit for Cinderella to wear to a ball where she met a handsome prince, married him soon afterward and lived happily ever after in a castle. If you substitute the name "Cinderella" with the name "Sunny Baudelaire" and eliminate the fairy godmother, the special outfit, the ball, the handsome prince, the marriage, and living happily ever after in a castle, you will have a clear idea of Sunny's predicament. |
679 |
1 |
0.906 |
118.09 — (jlachney) |
118.09 |
118.09 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 200. |
#4180151 |
You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher? The slash-bringing hasher? The hash-slinging slasher. The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the... the crash thinging the... Yes. The hash-slinging slasher. |
279 |
3 |
0.902 |
158.49 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
122.11 |
122.11 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 201. |
#4180123 |
Can't stop thinking about if and when I die. For now I see that "if" and "when" are truly different cries for, "if" is purely panic and "when" is solemn sorrow. And one invades today while the other spies tomorrow. |
214 |
2 |
0.902 |
116.69 — (jlachney) |
81.06 |
81.06 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 202. |
#4180146 |
The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own, but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea, so tears run to a predestined end. Your suffering is over, Bela my son. Now you will find peace. |
216 |
1 |
0.898 |
117.00 — (jlachney) |
117.00 |
117.00 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 203. |
#4180727 |
It's a rare occurrence, like a double rainbow. Or like someone on the Internet saying, "You know what? You've convinced me I was wrong." |
136 |
2 |
0.896 |
44.75 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
44.26 |
44.26 |
February 3, 2025 |
| 204. |
#4180005 |
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand. Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip. Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand. Soaking up the thirst of the land. |
227 |
1 |
0.888 |
115.74 — (jlachney) |
115.74 |
115.74 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 205. |
#4180838 |
Ten thousands of insects burrowing deep into my skin by my fragile exposed follicles and igniting a fiery unquenchable burning Abaddon descended into a spot where I couldn't itch at it. |
185 |
1 |
0.886 |
44.28 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
44.28 |
44.28 |
January 25, 2024 |
| 206. |
#4180213 |
Therefore the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting; he captures their cities without laying siege to them; he overthrows their kingdom without lengthy operations in the field. |
202 |
1 |
0.882 |
44.09 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
44.09 |
44.09 |
June 5, 2024 |
| 207. |
#4180423 |
Imagine a life-form whose brainpower is to ours as ours is to a chimpanzee's. To such a species, our highest mental achievements would be trivial. Their toddlers, instead of learning their ABCs on Sesame Street, would learn multivariable calculus on Boolean Boulevard. |
268 |
1 |
0.873 |
43.60 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
43.60 |
43.60 |
May 29, 2024 |
| 208. |
#4180211 |
The Acromantula is a monstrous eight-eyed spider capable of human speech. It originated in Borneo, where it inhabits dense jungle. Its distinctive features include the thick black hair that covers its body; its legspan, which may reach up to fifteen feet; its pincers, which produce a distinctive clicking sound when the Acromantula is excited or angry; and a poisonous secretion. |
380 |
1 |
0.872 |
43.58 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
43.58 |
43.58 |
May 5, 2024 |
| 209. |
#4180040 |
Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or back at the past, but the present moved too quickly to absorb. Maybe sometimes. Not today. |
148 |
1 |
0.866 |
112.87 — (jlachney) |
112.87 |
112.87 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 210. |
#4180053 |
We would ride up the avenue, but we haven't got the price. We would skate up the avenue, but there isn't any ice. We would ride on a bicycle, but we haven't got a bike. So we'll walk up the avenue, yes, we'll walk up the avenue, and to walk up the avenue's what we like. |
270 |
2 |
0.860 |
121.62 — (jlachney) |
80.45 |
80.45 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 211. |
#4180205 |
Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower or a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is... it has no texture, no context. It's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible. It should be, um, smelly. |
362 |
1 |
0.859 |
42.92 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
42.92 |
42.92 |
June 5, 2024 |
| 212. |
#4180015 |
The dreams of those who've fallen! The hopes of those who'll follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix! Drilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's Tengen Toppa! That's Gurren Lagann! |
210 |
5 |
0.855 |
133.84 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
99.43 |
99.43 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 213. |
#4180031 |
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you come right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime? |
252 |
1 |
0.841 |
109.65 — (jlachney) |
109.65 |
109.65 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 214. |
#4180406 |
The invention and general use of totally new terms, or coinage, is not very common in English. Typical sources are trade names for commercial products that become general terms (usually without capital letters) for any version of that product. Older examples are aspirin, nylon, vaseline and zipper; more recent examples are granola, kleenex, teflon and xerox. |
360 |
1 |
0.839 |
41.93 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
41.93 |
41.93 |
January 10, 2024 |
| 215. |
#4180091 |
Fidget: "Here, give me a pen. I'll draw it myself. Okay, there, done. See how I've captured every nuanced curve? See? You can use this to measure your doll. It's perfect." Mordecai: "Ha! No, it really isn't! Actually, that's the worst drawing I've ever seen." |
259 |
2 |
0.836 |
41.77 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
39.31 |
39.31 |
May 14, 2024 |
| 216. |
#4180166 |
It's different reconciling with skeletons I ain't know I possessed. I sought perfection out in ways I no longer accept. I understand what I neglect in times when I obsess. I'm learning to confess, this fate is harder to digest. The biggest threat I'm up against is who I face in my reflection. Depression still an uninvited guest I'm always accepting. Can't help but meet the feeling with a familiar embrace. When I know that it'll kill me if I give into my brain. I see the shadows inside, they ten feet tall with no eyes. They put my head in the water and it's so beautiful under. The sun reflecting off the corals, colors I can't describe, to make the darkness divine. |
671 |
1 |
0.831 |
119.08 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
119.08 |
119.08 |
February 1, 2019 |
| 217. |
#4180038 |
A relation between two sets X and Y is a set of ordered pairs, each of the form (x, y), where x is a member of X and y is a member of Y. A function from X to Y is a relation between X and Y that has the property that any two ordered pairs with the same x-value also have the same y-value. The variable x is the independent variable, and the variable y is the dependent variable. |
378 |
1 |
0.816 |
106.29 — (jlachney) |
106.29 |
106.29 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 218. |
#4180109 |
Last week, Bill's class took a field trip to the beach. His half brother Randall came along - a little boy in the special class with aluminum hook arms, whose mind was as misshapen as his legs. No one at school really knew him because he always rode on a separate bus and was taught to stand within the confines of a tetherball circle every recess. In the late afternoon, Randall was over with the adults when he spotted a gull overhead. His eyes burst with emotion and he suddenly took off stumbling after it. Tears streaming down his little face, he stretched his aluminum hooks as wide as he could towards the sun, howling, "Boon, boon," and disappeared into the deep blue sea. The other kids were surprised he could even run that fast. |
739 |
1 |
0.812 |
111.76 — police (styrofoam) |
111.76 |
111.76 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 219. |
#4180010 |
Come to me my melancholy baby. Cuddle up and don't be blue. All your fears are foolish fancy, maybe. You know, dear, that I'm in love with you. Every cloud must have a silver lining. Wait until the sun shines through. Smile, my honey dear, while I kiss away each tear, or else I shall be melancholy too. |
303 |
1 |
0.808 |
105.35 — (jlachney) |
105.35 |
105.35 |
January 29, 2019 |
| 220. |
#4180684 |
The monks used to say that revenge is like a two-headed rat viper. While you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself. |
134 |
1 |
0.808 |
40.37 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
40.37 |
40.37 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 221. |
#4180361 |
Mucus is produced by secretory specializations called Bowman's glands that are distributed throughout the olfactory epithelium. When the mucus layer thickens, as during a cold, olfactory acuity decreases significantly. Two other cells, basal cells and sustentacular (supporting) cells, are also present in the olfactory epithelium. |
331 |
1 |
0.808 |
40.36 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
40.36 |
40.36 |
May 5, 2024 |
| 222. |
#4180381 |
When I look up from my pillow, I dream you are there with me. Though you are far away, I know you'll always be near to me. |
122 |
1 |
0.797 |
39.82 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
39.82 |
39.82 |
May 5, 2024 |
| 223. |
#4180028 |
When the little bluebird, who has never said a word, starts to sing, "Spring, spring." When the little bluebell, at the bottom of the dell, starts to ring, ding ding. When the little blue clerk, in the middle of his work, starts a tune to the moon up above. It is nature, that's all, simply telling us to fall in love. |
318 |
1 |
0.796 |
103.76 — (jlachney) |
103.76 |
103.76 |
January 27, 2019 |
| 224. |
#4180573 |
Listen, Dad. As your son and your creator, I realize I was wrong to disrespect your religion. Now that I created life, I now believe in God, 'cause I believe in me. It'll be okay if you just surrender your heart to God. We can start over. |
238 |
1 |
0.794 |
39.69 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
39.69 |
39.69 |
May 5, 2024 |
| 225. |
#4180690 |
We live in a strange and wonderful universe. Its age, size, violence, and beauty require extraordinary imagination to appreciate. The place we humans hold within this vast cosmos can seem pretty insignificant. And so we try to make sense of it all and to see how we fit in. |
273 |
1 |
0.791 |
39.52 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
39.52 |
39.52 |
May 5, 2024 |
| 226. |
#4180712 |
You don't listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts. |
161 |
2 |
0.776 |
71.73 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
52.84 |
52.84 |
May 10, 2022 |
| 227. |
#4180623 |
This is Paris, and I'm an American who lives here. My name is Jerry Mulligan, and I'm an ex G.I. In 1945 when the army told me to find my own job, I stayed on. And I'll tell you why: I'm a painter, and all my life that's all I've ever wanted to do. For a painter, the mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris. |
364 |
1 |
0.773 |
38.61 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
38.61 |
38.61 |
May 5, 2024 |
| 228. |
#4180373 |
The approximately 206 bones of the skeleton are classified according to whether they occur in the axial skeleton or the appendicular skeleton. The axial skeleton is in the midline of the body, and the appendicular skeleton consists of the limbs along with their girdles. |
270 |
1 |
0.769 |
38.43 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
38.43 |
38.43 |
May 19, 2024 |
| 229. |
#4180121 |
There before me was a woman who had finally, after all this time, made it to the start line, at the absolute worst moment imaginable. It was truly a tragic sight of a truly hopeless girl who had just begun her first love when it was far too late. |
246 |
1 |
0.744 |
96.96 — (jlachney) |
96.96 |
96.96 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 230. |
#4180721 |
I can't believe you were dumb enough to entrust your hard-earned cabbage to a corrupt government-backed bank. FDIC? More like, FDI-see you later, money. |
152 |
1 |
0.742 |
37.05 — Capt'n Redbeard (redmar33) |
37.05 |
37.05 |
June 4, 2024 |
| 231. |
#4180303 |
Any single key or key combination depressed on the stenotype machine at one time is referred to as a stroke. Each stroke makes an inked imprint on a paper tape and/or is stored in the computer or computer input device. KAT, the stenotypic representation of the word "cat" explained previously, is a stroke because all letters are depressed at the same time. As strokes are written, automatic spacing occurs between them, allowing for faster writing. |
449 |
1 |
0.662 |
94.84 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
94.84 |
94.84 |
April 18, 2019 |
| 232. |
#4180331 |
The bony attachments of the buccinator muscle are to the upper and lower jaws (maxilla and mandible) opposite the three molar teeth. The upper attachment of temporalis occupies the temporal fossa (the narrow space above the zygomatic arch at the side of the skull). The lower attachment of temporalis extends from the lowest part of the mandibular notch of the mandible, over the coronoid process and down the front of the ramus almost as far as the last molar tooth. Masseter extends from the zygomatic arch to the lateral side of the ramus of the mandible. |
558 |
1 |
0.552 |
79.07 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
79.07 |
79.07 |
April 18, 2019 |
| 233. |
#4180135 |
Alphabet bars commandeering deeper exposition forging grammar hijinks. I just kill literature, meet no opposition. Pitching quotes, rhythms, synonyms. Tellingly, unrelentingly vacating words X yokes zealously. A better cheddar developer eclipsed forever. Go ham in jabbing kicks levelly. Memory now on packing quick rhymes, see? Terminating ultimate verses with X Y Z. |
368 |
1 |
0.491 |
70.31 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
70.31 |
70.31 |
January 30, 2019 |
| 234. |
#4180354 |
The earliest known punctuation - credited to Aristophanes of Byzantium (librarian at Alexandria) around 200 BC - was a three-part system of dramatic notation (involving single points at different heights on the line) advising actors when to breathe in preparation for a long bit, or a not-so-long bit, or a relatively short bit. And that's all there was to it. |
360 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 235. |
#4180278 |
He had succeeded in removing the outer boards and part of the packing, which was a layer of dry ice, when from the depths of the packing case he suddenly heard a faint "Ork." His heart stood still. |
197 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 236. |
#4180187 |
Remedios went over and asked some questions about the fish that Aureliano could not answer because he was seized with a sudden attack of asthma. He wanted to stay beside that skin forever, beside those emerald eyes, close to that voice that called him "sir" with every question, showing the same respect that she gave her father. |
329 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 237. |
#4180152 |
Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets... secretly. |
186 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 238. |
#4180815 |
Stay, you're not gonna leave me. This place is right where you need to be. And why your words gotta mean so much to them? They mean nothing to me. |
146 |
1 |
0.000 |
119.53 — N (natejam) |
119.53 |
119.53 |
July 5, 2021 |
| 239. |
#4180111 |
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am. |
260 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |