Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4060035 |
What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. |
247 |
1 |
1.690 |
179.53 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
179.53 |
179.53 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 2. |
#4060146 |
It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote himself to the eradication of any, even the most enormous wrong; he may still properly have other concerns to engage him; but it is his duty, at least, to wash his hands of it, and, if he gives it no thought longer, not to give it practically his support. |
312 |
1 |
1.488 |
115.72 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
115.72 |
115.72 |
December 13, 2022 |
| 3. |
#4060057 |
Many people say that even if they don't know much about many things, at least they know what they like. But no, sorry sucker, hard luck! |
136 |
1 |
1.430 |
151.83 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
151.83 |
151.83 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 4. |
#4060199 |
That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place and, like, hurt. That you will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do. That there is such a thing as raw, unalloyed, agendaless kindness. That it is possible to fall asleep during an anxiety attack. That concentrating on anything is very hard work. |
365 |
1 |
1.381 |
107.42 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
107.42 |
107.42 |
December 13, 2022 |
| 5. |
#4060250 |
A few minutes ago, I almost made the biggest mistake of my professional life and it was because I was doing something that just wasn't me. |
138 |
2 |
1.381 |
148.06 — (poem) |
142.52 |
142.52 |
December 2, 2019 |
| 6. |
#4060192 |
I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. |
397 |
1 |
1.349 |
104.94 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
104.94 |
104.94 |
December 13, 2022 |
| 7. |
#4060258 |
It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Take it down with the first shot or you scare it away. Then sometimes you have to go up and finish it off. Then you tie it to the bumper and go home. |
206 |
2 |
1.344 |
104.55 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
98.50 |
98.50 |
May 19, 2022 |
| 8. |
#4060126 |
Referring to the phenomena much in the news of youths who literally take themselves out of school, work, or human circulation - not in education, employment, or training (NEET), futoko (school refusers), and hikikomori (the socially withdrawn) - Miyamoto was also making a broader statement about the "de-sociality" of the younger generation. |
342 |
1 |
1.337 |
103.97 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
103.97 |
103.97 |
January 5, 2023 |
| 9. |
#4060041 |
Take one moment to escape, it will change your mood when you're walking on the moon. Chase your happy place, it will change your groove when you're dancing on the moon. When we dance again, all our trouble seems to fade away. This is how I feel when you take me to some levels that I've never been. |
298 |
1 |
1.319 |
162.43 — (jlachney) |
162.43 |
162.43 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 10. |
#4060125 |
Bingo! Tanya wants to shout with glee at how the enemy chalks up another error for us, but she looks at her adjutant with a satisfied smirk that says, Do you know what this means? No matter who is down there, if they're hidden like that, they must be making secret plans. |
271 |
1 |
1.290 |
100.36 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
100.36 |
100.36 |
December 13, 2022 |
| 11. |
#4060147 |
It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote himself to the eradication of any, even the most enormous wrong; he may still properly have other concerns to engage him; but it is his duty, at least, to wash his hands of it, and, if he gives it no thought longer, not to give it practically his support. |
312 |
2 |
1.249 |
141.53 — police (styrofoam) |
128.46 |
128.46 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 12. |
#4060089 |
I heard some kids telling me, how they've lost faith in the way. They've been talking world peace, and the wars in the streets. The lines on their faces so deep. A revolution or reach out and touch the day. We're overdue child. |
227 |
1 |
1.245 |
153.33 — (jlachney) |
153.33 |
153.33 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 13. |
#4060013 |
And I will say that we should take a day to break away from all the pain our brain has made, the game is not played alone. And I will say that we should take a moment and hold it and keep it frozen and know that life has a hopeful undertone. |
241 |
3 |
1.241 |
128.02 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
109.89 |
109.89 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 14. |
#4060182 |
Sun Tzu said: In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. |
300 |
1 |
1.236 |
96.15 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
96.15 |
96.15 |
December 13, 2022 |
| 15. |
#4060002 |
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes... |
137 |
1 |
1.218 |
149.95 — (jlachney) |
149.95 |
149.95 |
September 18, 2018 |
| 16. |
#4060104 |
A-tisket, A-tasket, a brown and yellow basket. I send a letter to my mommy, on the way I dropped it. I dropped it, I dropped it, yes on the way I dropped it. A little girlie picked it up and put it in her pocket. She was trucking on down the avenue, not a single thing to do. She went peck peck pecking all around when she spied it on the ground. She took it, she took it, my little yellow basket. And if she doesn't bring it back I think that I will die. |
455 |
2 |
1.201 |
138.87 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
122.03 |
122.03 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 17. |
#4060064 |
Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping. And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains, within the sound of silence. |
222 |
2 |
1.188 |
176.72 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
143.57 |
143.57 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 18. |
#4060018 |
I hate this town. It's too filled with memories I'd rather forget. I go to school every day, hang out with my friends, and then go home. There's no place I'd rather not go ever again. I wonder if anything will ever change? Will that day ever come? |
247 |
1 |
1.172 |
124.49 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
124.49 |
124.49 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 19. |
#4060014 |
As you decide, you shall be left as you were before, and neither richer nor wiser, unless the sense of service rendered to a man in mortal distress may be counted as a kind of riches of the soul. |
195 |
2 |
1.165 |
143.52 — (jlachney) |
126.26 |
126.26 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 20. |
#4060048 |
When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. And now, the twilight of my life, this understanding has passed into contentment. |
286 |
1 |
1.160 |
123.17 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
123.17 |
123.17 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 21. |
#4060060 |
On one world I encountered a feline species who spoke only in song. Beautiful. Strangely inviting given what should have been an obvious animosity. Their matriarch sung the history of her people and it was one of mystery, reverence and wonder. Their world was dying though. Its sun growing dark, illuminating them by moonlight alone. Still they sang. Songs of joy, for the time they had. Not songs for a time coming to an end. I offered to take them to another world, to save them. But they just smiled and shook their heads. I still think about them sometimes. |
561 |
1 |
1.160 |
122.48 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
122.48 |
122.48 |
January 18, 2023 |
| 22. |
#4060010 |
For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker's curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am... with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home. Yet when I turn around, and look at the course I've run... there's not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me. |
316 |
1 |
1.140 |
140.44 — (jlachney) |
140.44 |
140.44 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 23. |
#4060063 |
Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. |
118 |
3 |
1.140 |
157.51 — (jlachney) |
122.86 |
122.86 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 24. |
#4060000 |
This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero, 'cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die. |
397 |
2 |
1.123 |
138.26 — (jlachney) |
136.69 |
136.69 |
September 18, 2018 |
| 25. |
#4060253 |
I have a small favor to ask regarding our impending wedding. Since all of my close friends will be out of town and we have had a previous conversation and our eyes have met on a number of occasions I was wondering if you'd consent to be my maid of honor. |
254 |
1 |
1.118 |
155.79 — police (styrofoam) |
155.79 |
155.79 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 26. |
#4060103 |
A spider's body consists of two main parts: an anterior portion, the prosoma (or cephalothorax), and a posterior part, the opisthosoma (or abdomen). |
148 |
1 |
1.116 |
86.82 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
86.82 |
86.82 |
December 13, 2022 |
| 27. |
#4060047 |
Desmond? I heard your name once before Desmond, a long time ago. And now it lingers in my mind like an image from an old dream. I do not know where you are, or by what means you can hear me. But I know you are listening. I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon. And here, at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit for a message that eludes my understanding. Who are we, who have been so blessed to share our stories like this? To speak across centuries? Maybe you will answer all the questions I have asked. Maybe you will be the one to make all this suffering worth something in the end. |
679 |
1 |
1.113 |
137.09 — (jlachney) |
137.09 |
137.09 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 28. |
#4060023 |
What you do as soon as you get up can underpin and affect your mood for the entire day. Therefore it is important to approach the day gently, without a sense of worry, tension or rush. Also, you need to start off by making sure your body is happy and comfortable, otherwise feel ill all day. |
291 |
3 |
1.103 |
151.31 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
132.86 |
132.86 |
September 26, 2018 |
| 29. |
#4060244 |
How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you anything. They always ask questions. And interest, there's nothing interesting about it at all. It's boring. Oh and then the trust department, they got all the pens chained down to the tables. What kind of trust is that? |
277 |
1 |
1.091 |
152.14 — police (styrofoam) |
152.14 |
152.14 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 30. |
#4060050 |
Don't change your name, keep it the same for fear I may lose you again. I know you won't, it's just that I'm unorganized and I want to find you when something good happens. If you come down, we'll go to town - I haven't been there for years. But I'd be fine wasting our time not doing anything here. |
299 |
5 |
1.091 |
189.19 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
141.31 |
141.31 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 31. |
#4060203 |
We come from two different worlds but there's only one love that could make things easier. |
90 |
11 |
1.085 |
182.16 — (zambricks) |
161.38 |
161.38 |
April 29, 2021 |
| 32. |
#4060043 |
I'll tell you bedtime stories, and you'll pretend they're not boring. One day we'll have a house of our very own and we'll make it our home. And I'll do anything for you. It's just two little words. They're gonna change my world. Three letters, in all. And I'll mean them with all I got. We're gonna say I do. |
309 |
1 |
1.082 |
133.22 — (jlachney) |
133.22 |
133.22 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 33. |
#4060098 |
Doing quantum electrodynamics calculations a la Feynman predicted 2.0023193048! |
79 |
2 |
1.078 |
181.16 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
147.56 |
147.56 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 34. |
#4060049 |
For the first time the magnitude of what he had undertaken came home to him. How could you communicate with the future? It was of its nature impossible. Either the future would resemble the present, in which case it would not listen to him: or it would be different from it, and his predicament would be meaningless. |
316 |
2 |
1.059 |
147.09 — (jlachney) |
122.63 |
122.63 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 35. |
#4060017 |
Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control. |
283 |
1 |
1.053 |
129.74 — (jlachney) |
129.74 |
129.74 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 36. |
#4060136 |
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer. Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! |
95 |
1 |
1.047 |
128.99 — (jlachney) |
128.99 |
128.99 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 37. |
#4060178 |
I don't ever want to feel like I did that day. Take me to the place I love, take me all the way. |
96 |
22 |
1.047 |
164.76 — (zambricks) |
144.48 |
144.48 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 38. |
#4060037 |
Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! |
168 |
2 |
1.045 |
137.49 — (jlachney) |
136.62 |
136.62 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 39. |
#4060274 |
Listen, I know we've had our problems in the past, but we've got a show to do tonight. Pull together as a team. Life's too short. I say let's let bygones be bygones. If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins. They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange thing to do, to walk into a room, audition, and walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always open. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins, have a nice laugh. |
577 |
1 |
1.039 |
109.75 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
109.75 |
109.75 |
February 27, 2023 |
| 40. |
#4060179 |
In my restless dreams, I see that town... Silent Hill. You promised me you'd take me there again someday... but you never did. Well I'm alone there now, in our special place... waiting for you. |
193 |
1 |
1.035 |
80.54 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
80.54 |
80.54 |
May 12, 2022 |
| 41. |
#4060004 |
Almost heaven, West Virginia. Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River. Life is old there, older than the trees. Younger than the mountains blowing like a breeze. Country roads, take me home to the place I belong. West Virginia, mountain mama. Take me home, country roads. |
270 |
1 |
1.034 |
127.39 — (jlachney) |
127.39 |
127.39 |
September 18, 2018 |
| 42. |
#4060069 |
Though April showers may come your way, they bring the flowers that bloom in May. So if it's raining, have no regrets, because it isn't raining rain, you know, it's raining violets. And where you see clouds upon the hills, you soon will see crowds of daffodils. So keep on looking for a blue bird and listening for his song whenever April showers come along. |
358 |
1 |
1.032 |
136.52 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
136.52 |
136.52 |
October 3, 2018 |
| 43. |
#4060267 |
Okay, go ahead. Call her, get married, have babies, have a great life... What do I care? I'm finished. It's all over for me. In fact, let's end it right now. Jerry, kill me, kill me now. I'm begging you. Let's just get it over with. Be a pal... Just take the pillow and put it over my face. |
290 |
1 |
1.029 |
108.70 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.70 |
108.70 |
November 17, 2022 |
| 44. |
#4060127 |
There's no such thing as a painless lesson, they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah... a heart made fullmetal. |
318 |
1 |
1.028 |
108.59 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.59 |
108.59 |
December 3, 2022 |
| 45. |
#4060005 |
Have you ever been south of Monterey? Barrancas carve the coast line, and the chaparral flows to the sea 'neath waves of golden sunshine. And have you ever been north of Morro Bay? The south coast plows the sea. And the people there are of the breed, they don't need electricity. |
279 |
1 |
1.023 |
126.02 — (jlachney) |
126.02 |
126.02 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 46. |
#4060100 |
There are many other ways of programming the switching sequence, which will not be discussed here. In many cases the switching sequence is under computer control. In the simple method used above, the intention is to show the fundamental principle upon which pulse width modulation is used. |
289 |
1 |
1.022 |
108.52 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
108.52 |
108.52 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 47. |
#4060022 |
We all crave for love, for it can lift us to the stars; equally, losing it can be devastating. Love can change us for life like nothing else. Can the ancient wisdom be a fit guide for us here? The answer is yes, for two reasons. One is that human emotions do not change as centuries pass; the other is the fact that this wisdom is based on a profound belief that the cosmos exists because of love. |
397 |
1 |
1.020 |
125.63 — (jlachney) |
125.63 |
125.63 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 48. |
#4060196 |
If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly. |
98 |
19 |
1.016 |
168.43 — (zambricks) |
142.68 |
142.68 |
December 30, 2019 |
| 49. |
#4060222 |
His mother made him eat cooked carrots every day. He had far too many brothers and sisters. And his ears were very big. |
119 |
1 |
1.014 |
73.12 — Logan (loganbog333) |
73.12 |
73.12 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 50. |
#4060177 |
Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy, all those things matter less than what your heart contains. If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. Whatever the color, the shape, the design of the shade that conceals it, the flame inside the lamp remains the same. You are that flame. |
327 |
1 |
1.012 |
141.13 — police (styrofoam) |
141.13 |
141.13 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 51. |
#4060099 |
There are many other ways of programming the switching sequence, which will not be discussed here. In many cases the switching sequence is under computer control. In the simple method used above, the intention is to show the fundamental principle upon which pulse width modulation is used. |
289 |
1 |
1.004 |
106.07 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
106.07 |
106.07 |
November 17, 2022 |
| 52. |
#4060045 |
Here's how Alice, who doesn't even know the rules to chess, can defeat a grandmaster. (This is sometimes called the Chess Grandmaster Problem.) She challenges both Gary Kasparov and Anatoly Karpov to a game, at the same time and place, but in separate rooms. She plays white against Kasparov and black against Karpov. Neither grandmaster knows about the other. Karpov, as white, makes his first move. Alice records the move and walks into the room with Kasparov. Playing white, she makes the same move against Kasparov. Kasparov makes his first move as black. Alice records the move, walks into the room with Karpov, and makes the same move. This continues, until she wins one game and loses the other, or both games end in a draw. |
731 |
1 |
1.003 |
123.50 — (jlachney) |
123.50 |
123.50 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 53. |
#4060214 |
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and the devil are fighting there and the battlefield is the heart of man. |
143 |
1 |
1.000 |
82.62 — Logan (loganfairyman) |
82.62 |
82.62 |
March 6, 2021 |
| 54. |
#4060220 |
A magician is strong because he feels pain. He feels the difference between what the world is and what he would make of it. Or what did you think that stuff in your chest was? A magician is strong because he hurts more than others. His wound is his strength. |
258 |
1 |
1.000 |
108.06 — tstats[joshuarose] (joshuar... |
108.06 |
108.06 |
February 24, 2022 |
| 55. |
#4060154 |
But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, before it ends; as works fair and wonderful, while they still endure for eyes to see, are ever their own record, and only when they are in peril and broken for ever do they pass into song. |
243 |
1 |
1.000 |
64.61 — idk man (ithatme) |
64.61 |
64.61 |
May 8, 2022 |
| 56. |
#4060114 |
It all began ages ago, when man's ancestor picked up a shard of a strange red rock. Its power, which was beyond human comprehension, cultivated dreams. In turn, love and hate were born. Only time will see how it all ends. |
221 |
1 |
1.000 |
81.69 — washed (zak389) |
81.69 |
81.69 |
December 21, 2023 |
| 57. |
#4060042 |
We are one, but we are many. And from all the lands on earth we come. We'll share a dream and sing with one voice. "I am, you are, we are Australian." |
150 |
1 |
1.000 |
121.93 — Mr. Peace. (WiththeSlowestI... |
121.93 |
121.93 |
June 11, 2023 |
| 58. |
#4060155 |
There is a door at the end of a silent corridor. And it's haunting Harry Potter's dreams. Why else would he be waking in the middle of the night, screaming in terror? |
166 |
1 |
1.000 |
108.73 — Dal (astronerd) |
108.73 |
108.73 |
March 28, 2023 |
| 59. |
#4060202 |
It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting you, missing you. Just to picture you is what gets me through. |
120 |
1 |
1.000 |
155.54 — skill issue central (mufattm_) |
155.54 |
155.54 |
March 31, 2024 |
| 60. |
#4060051 |
When the moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars. This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Age of Aquarius. Aquarius! Aquarius! |
215 |
1 |
1.000 |
86.47 — Elvis (elvisnator) |
86.47 |
86.47 |
July 24, 2019 |
| 61. |
#4060281 |
Often, after the first years of marriage, the husband seems to lose interest in the wife. He reads the paper at the breakfast table, he doesn't answer when you talk to him. In short, he doesn't even know you're alive. |
217 |
1 |
1.000 |
73.18 — Minaricano (minaricano) |
73.18 |
73.18 |
March 7, 2021 |
| 62. |
#4060055 |
Only when he finally lowered his gaze did it occur to him that there was something unusual about the purple-hued horizon. Instead of the sky and the sea meeting in a straight line - as they ought to and always had before - the juncture between them curved, like the edge of an unimaginably big circle. It was such a strange sight, it took Eragon a half-dozen seconds to understand what he was seeing, and when he did, his scalp tingled and he felt as if the breath had been knocked out of him. "The world is round," he whispered. "The sky is hollow and the world is round." |
573 |
1 |
1.000 |
105.59 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
105.59 |
105.59 |
December 3, 2022 |
| 63. |
#4060226 |
Wanna know what kills more police than bullets and liquor? Boredom. They just can't handle that. You keep it boring, String. You keep it dead boring. |
149 |
1 |
0.995 |
71.75 — Logan (loganbog333) |
71.75 |
71.75 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 64. |
#4060216 |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love, and in order to occupy and distract himself without love he gives way to passions and coarse pleasures, and sinks to bestiality in his vices, all from continual lying to other men and to himself. |
429 |
1 |
0.993 |
104.85 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
104.85 |
104.85 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 65. |
#4060101 |
A train equipped with, say, two dc motors, is started with both motors connected in series to an external resistor. As the speed picks up, the resistor is shorted out. The motors are then paralleled and connected in series with another resistor. Finally, the last resistor is shorted out, as the train reaches its nominal torque and speed. |
339 |
1 |
0.993 |
104.82 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
104.82 |
104.82 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 66. |
#4060019 |
When Bill Gates got married on Lanai, he rented every helicopter on the Hawaiian islands so that paparazzi couldn't use them to fly over. Although in that case, it was a positive, because now you can imagine that wedding however you want. |
238 |
3 |
0.981 |
120.88 — baconman (baconman42) |
103.13 |
103.13 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 67. |
#4060142 |
Artichoke Dip! This is a delightful way to get more artichokes into your body. Personally, I don't even dip anything in there. I just guzzle the sauce down like it's a milkshake. Delicious. |
189 |
1 |
0.969 |
102.29 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
102.29 |
102.29 |
December 3, 2022 |
| 68. |
#4060090 |
But words are not dolls: who cares about antidisestablishmentarianism from the point of view of real language, or floccinaucinihilipilification? ("the action or habit of estimating as worthless" - at one time the longest word in the OED) or mallemaroking (look it up)? |
268 |
5 |
0.959 |
169.05 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
122.92 |
122.92 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 69. |
#4060066 |
There were a hundred and forty-two staircases at Hogwarts: wide, sweeping ones; narrow, rickety ones; some that led somewhere different on a Friday; some with a vanishing step halfway up that you had to remember to jump. |
220 |
2 |
0.954 |
70.67 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
60.45 |
60.45 |
May 12, 2022 |
| 70. |
#4060124 |
How much do I love you? I'll tell you no lie. How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky? How many times a day do I think of you? How many roses are sprinkled with dew? How far would I travel to be where you are? How far is the journey from here to a star? And if I ever lost you, how much would I cry? How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky? |
346 |
1 |
0.948 |
100.07 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
100.07 |
100.07 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 71. |
#4060085 |
Goo goo dolls. Foo fighters. Foo foo dolls. Goo goo, goo dolls. Goo fighters. Foo dolls. Goo foo fighters. Foo foo dolls. Oh yeah. Goo foo goo foo... dolls. Foo foo foo... fighters. Doll fighters. Fighter foos. Goo fighter goos. Foo fighter goo foo dolls. Dolls. Goo goo dolls fighters goo dolls... dolls. Dolls. Goo. |
317 |
5 |
0.941 |
134.65 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
108.98 |
108.98 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 72. |
#4060036 |
This is as brave as I know how to be. I know it's gonna hurt you, but please... be a little proud of me. Goodbye, Doctor. |
121 |
1 |
0.941 |
99.34 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
99.34 |
99.34 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 73. |
#4060150 |
It's not about what I want; it's about what's fair! You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time! But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. His son's got the same chance she had: 50-50. |
273 |
1 |
0.939 |
130.95 — police (styrofoam) |
130.95 |
130.95 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 74. |
#4060026 |
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms. But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken, so I hung my head and cried. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. I'll always love you and make you happy if you will only say the same. But if you leave me to love another, you'll regret it all some day. |
442 |
1 |
0.939 |
124.23 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
124.23 |
124.23 |
September 26, 2018 |
| 75. |
#4060028 |
Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family's there through the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That's family. |
157 |
1 |
0.939 |
73.02 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
73.02 |
73.02 |
May 12, 2022 |
| 76. |
#4060191 |
Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. |
463 |
1 |
0.937 |
98.99 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
98.99 |
98.99 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 77. |
#4060080 |
He's been known to obsess over typos in e-mails to the point that he could not see past the errors and read the actual content of the messages. Even in social settings, Musk might get up from the dinner table without a word of explanation to head outside and look at the stars, simply because he's not willing to suffer fools or small talk. |
340 |
1 |
0.937 |
99.52 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
99.52 |
99.52 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 78. |
#4060015 |
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. |
256 |
1 |
0.931 |
129.73 — police (styrofoam) |
129.73 |
129.73 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 79. |
#4060144 |
You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. |
154 |
1 |
0.929 |
72.25 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
72.25 |
72.25 |
May 12, 2022 |
| 80. |
#4060140 |
Maki Roll! The delicate flavor of the ocean, sealed within a pillowy cloud of rice. Maybe a bit of wasabi for the adventurous. My mouth is watering as we speak. Oh, how I love sushi... |
184 |
1 |
0.927 |
129.27 — police (styrofoam) |
129.27 |
129.27 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 81. |
#4060135 |
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do? Got a bully on our tail. Gotta hide, we gotta bail. Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you, gotta run, we gotta flee, gotta hurry, don't you see? Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad seed! |
237 |
2 |
0.919 |
113.18 — (jlachney) |
107.45 |
107.45 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 82. |
#4060008 |
When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and lines. In the haze of your fixation, we all crave for you, we all crave. And you can kill the wildest thing, but when you murder it's a sin. In the midst of your conviction, we all crave for you, we all crave. |
267 |
1 |
0.915 |
97.20 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
97.20 |
97.20 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 83. |
#4060020 |
I've never taken you for a killer. A bit intense and unpredictable at times, perhaps emotionally unstable occasionally, but I don't think you're the type of person who could simply walk up to another human being, put a gun to his head, and pull the trigger. |
257 |
2 |
0.915 |
118.46 — (jlachney) |
105.32 |
105.32 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 84. |
#4060210 |
Let's go in the garden. You'll see something waiting, right there where you left it, laying upside down. When you finally find it you'll see how it's faded. The underside is lighter when you turn it around. |
206 |
1 |
0.910 |
126.80 — police (styrofoam) |
126.80 |
126.80 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 85. |
#4060029 |
They used to tell me I was building a dream, and so I followed the mob. When there was earth to plow or guns to bear, I was always there, right on the job. They used to tell me I was building a dream with peace and glory ahead. Why should I be standing in line just waiting for bread? Once I built a railroad, I made it run. Made it race against time. Once I built a railroad, now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime? |
422 |
1 |
0.905 |
96.09 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
96.09 |
96.09 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 86. |
#4060088 |
Every concept, every notion has a counterpart. Yet, every idea's opposite is just the absence of the idea itself. Absence is the absence of presence, but presence is the absence of absence. Any perceived difference is in fact also a deep connection. In this way, opposing forces are unified. The world becomes a cooperative web of interdependent pieces. |
353 |
1 |
0.879 |
93.38 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
93.38 |
93.38 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 87. |
#4060032 |
Rip One: To Rip One is to pass your gas with an unusually high level of pressure behind it. No one really knows what causes this extreme build up in pressure. The act of ripping one is followed by a moment of indecision where the originator is unsure whether that felt good - or it hurt a little bit. As a precautionary measure, it's sometimes advisable to check your undergarments for unexpected cargo. |
403 |
1 |
0.876 |
115.85 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
115.85 |
115.85 |
September 26, 2018 |
| 88. |
#4060033 |
I'm the trashman. I get up and I throw trash all over, all over the ring. And then, I start eatin' garbage! |
107 |
7 |
0.865 |
135.13 — (zambricks) |
116.60 |
116.60 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 89. |
#4060272 |
I was talking to this guy, you know, and I just happened to throw my purse on the sofa and my diaphragm goes flying out. So I just froze, you know, "ahh!", staring at my diaphragm. You know, it's just lying there. |
213 |
1 |
0.849 |
66.06 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
66.06 |
66.06 |
December 13, 2022 |
| 90. |
#4060044 |
Roger, at Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the "Tunneling Electron Microscope". Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. |
405 |
1 |
0.835 |
102.85 — (jlachney) |
102.85 |
102.85 |
September 27, 2018 |
| 91. |
#4060087 |
It seems I always end up in a Spanish enclave, a Cuban bistro, Dominican holiday, Kiwi beach zone, Australian reef, Cambodian island, Moroccan art show. |
152 |
1 |
0.828 |
87.90 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
87.90 |
87.90 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 92. |
#4060031 |
We can only assume that as the human diet evolved, so did the underlying qualities of the gas they released. The gas produced after eating a lunch of berries and plant roots almost certainly differed from the gas built up from skinning and eating a wooly mammoth. The introduction of processed foods, pharmaceuticals, and Mexican restaurants has profoundly impacted the qualities of the modern fart. |
399 |
1 |
0.824 |
108.99 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
108.99 |
108.99 |
September 26, 2018 |
| 93. |
#4060030 |
The Relaxed Sphincter: This type of fart is often followed by an awkward silence when delivered in a group setting. Nobody likes to talk about it, but everybody is wondering why your sphincter is so relaxed. It's usually best to play dumb and say something like "That was weird." |
279 |
1 |
0.801 |
106.00 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
106.00 |
106.00 |
September 26, 2018 |
| 94. |
#4060111 |
Thomas Edison's last words were "It's very beautiful over there". I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful. |
151 |
1 |
0.801 |
85.08 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
85.08 |
85.08 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 95. |
#4060107 |
JavaScript supports the basic data types of numbers and strings. All numbers are 64-bit double precision, and range from -5e-324 to 1.7976931348623157e308. |
155 |
6 |
0.698 |
166.07 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
93.59 |
93.59 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 96. |
#4060086 |
It seems I always end up in a Spanish enclave, a Cuban bistro, Dominican holiday, Kiwi beach zone, Australian reef, Cambodian island, Moroccan art show. |
152 |
1 |
0.610 |
64.78 — ᗜ JGG :) (jgg_im_bad) |
64.78 |
64.78 |
November 15, 2018 |
| 97. |
#4060148 |
A million dollars sounds like a lot, I know. Especially when you're young. But you can't let money erode your principles or you'll wind up with nothing. |
152 |
1 |
0.000 |
98.02 — N (natejam) |
98.02 |
98.02 |
July 5, 2021 |