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4050000 A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of pu... 117 37 0.9785
4050001 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 48 57 0.8936
4050002 If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer ... 97 85 1.1231
4050003 Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk ... 135 40 0.9917
4050004 People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to rai... 91 71 1.1163
4050006 I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He is lucky it... 98 36 1.0198
4050007 I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: "Don't worry; this is... 133 23 0.8756
4050014 The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line. 61 65 1.1460
4050015 I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. 60 56 1.0486
4050017 Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you ... 96 13 1.1559
4050018 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 64 26 1.1904
4050019 I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. 66 12 0.9984
4050020 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 56 20 1.0546
4050021 I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says 'The Titanic is syn... 86 10 0.9045
4050022 When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic. 44 32 1.0058
4050023 Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just... 93 8 1.0192