| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590003 |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. |
79 |
1,545 |
0.9823 |
| 4590004 |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
66 |
1,718 |
0.9863 |
| 4590006 |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck. |
65 |
1,810 |
0.9805 |
| 4590008 |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" The doctor repl... |
115 |
1,208 |
0.8672 |
| 4590011 |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks! I'l... |
101 |
1,583 |
0.9741 |
| 4590014 |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. |
77 |
1,881 |
1.0577 |
| 4590015 |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. |
75 |
1,336 |
1.0276 |
| 4590016 |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But... |
116 |
1,258 |
0.9157 |
| 4590017 |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. |
71 |
1,983 |
1.1245 |
| 4590019 |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. |
71 |
1,840 |
1.0319 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590022 |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they cal... |
99 |
1,467 |
1.1018 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.9563 |
| 4590024 |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
57 |
1,457 |
1.0294 |
| 4590025 |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. |
74 |
1,263 |
0.9505 |
| 4590028 |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. |
81 |
1,294 |
0.9992 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590033 |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind ... |
129 |
1,110 |
0.9008 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.0567 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590037 |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets... |
138 |
1,400 |
1.0857 |
| 4590040 |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars characters. His brother Jab... |
121 |
1,373 |
0.9923 |
| 4590044 |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" writ... |
142 |
1,111 |
0.9614 |
| 4590046 |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover th... |
165 |
1,153 |
0.9763 |
| 4590047 |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be... |
122 |
1,360 |
1.0703 |
| 4590052 |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so po... |
121 |
1,137 |
0.9955 |
| 4590056 |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when... |
107 |
1,201 |
0.9831 |
| 4590059 |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as... |
110 |
1,330 |
1.0511 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,442 |
1.0738 |
| 4590063 |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill or anything, but she... |
109 |
1,175 |
0.9773 |
| 4590066 |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I eat 3 bags of chips ... |
131 |
752 |
0.9416 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590071 |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of bl... |
123 |
807 |
1.0582 |
| 4590073 |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just... |
103 |
844 |
1.0692 |
| 4590074 |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
55 |
975 |
0.9958 |
| 4590077 |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently yo... |
122 |
847 |
1.0698 |
| 4590079 |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my electric bill. It was th... |
105 |
848 |
1.0175 |
| 4590082 |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. |
64 |
853 |
0.9177 |
| 4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... |
134 |
798 |
1.0560 |
| 4590086 |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... |
154 |
801 |
1.0107 |
| 4590088 |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. |
67 |
1,098 |
1.1273 |
| 4590090 |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecuti... |
93 |
802 |
1.0305 |
| 4590093 |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time i... |
97 |
857 |
1.0407 |
| 4590095 |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration? She draws a blank. |
79 |
968 |
1.0037 |