| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590000 |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. |
82 |
1,611 |
0.9958 |
| 4590002 |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going... |
97 |
1,713 |
1.0688 |
| 4590003 |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. |
79 |
1,545 |
0.9823 |
| 4590004 |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
66 |
1,718 |
0.9863 |
| 4590010 |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... |
127 |
1,294 |
1.0516 |
| 4590015 |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. |
75 |
1,336 |
1.0276 |
| 4590016 |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But... |
116 |
1,258 |
0.9157 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590028 |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. |
81 |
1,294 |
0.9992 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590031 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
1,474 |
1.0706 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590041 |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I punched him in the fac... |
96 |
1,362 |
0.9900 |
| 4590044 |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" writ... |
142 |
1,111 |
0.9614 |
| 4590045 |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 p... |
188 |
1,169 |
1.0243 |
| 4590047 |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be... |
122 |
1,360 |
1.0703 |
| 4590058 |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it's an exit. A pessimi... |
223 |
1,069 |
1.0474 |
| 4590059 |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as... |
110 |
1,330 |
1.0511 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,442 |
1.0738 |
| 4590063 |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill or anything, but she... |
109 |
1,175 |
0.9773 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590071 |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of bl... |
123 |
807 |
1.0582 |
| 4590077 |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently yo... |
122 |
847 |
1.0698 |
| 4590081 |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone... |
90 |
937 |
1.0389 |
| 4590082 |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. |
64 |
853 |
0.9177 |
| 4590085 |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna g... |
91 |
875 |
0.9886 |
| 4590086 |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... |
154 |
801 |
1.0107 |
| 4590087 |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? Wow, I relish t... |
138 |
865 |
1.0464 |
| 4590092 |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
61 |
880 |
1.0040 |
| 4590095 |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration? She draws a blank. |
79 |
968 |
1.0037 |
| 4590097 |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... |
101 |
884 |
1.0417 |
| 4590099 |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial. |
68 |
900 |
0.9690 |