| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590004 |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
66 |
1,718 |
0.9863 |
| 4590005 |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
56 |
1,850 |
0.9907 |
| 4590015 |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. |
75 |
1,336 |
1.0276 |
| 4590018 |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving... |
87 |
1,727 |
1.0319 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.9563 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.0567 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590037 |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets... |
138 |
1,400 |
1.0857 |
| 4590039 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... |
110 |
1,325 |
1.0783 |
| 4590048 |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser... |
143 |
1,210 |
0.9925 |
| 4590054 |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk non... |
114 |
1,332 |
1.0431 |
| 4590064 |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that... |
144 |
1,149 |
0.9846 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590069 |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
53 |
966 |
1.0061 |
| 4590070 |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature? I... |
106 |
836 |
1.0156 |
| 4590072 |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cops are working on it ... |
91 |
1,003 |
1.0596 |
| 4590073 |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just... |
103 |
844 |
1.0692 |
| 4590074 |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
55 |
975 |
0.9958 |
| 4590076 |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown! |
66 |
972 |
1.0175 |
| 4590077 |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently yo... |
122 |
847 |
1.0698 |
| 4590078 |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instrume... |
119 |
851 |
1.0329 |
| 4590080 |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. |
81 |
1,100 |
1.0476 |
| 4590081 |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone... |
90 |
937 |
1.0389 |
| 4590082 |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. |
64 |
853 |
0.9177 |
| 4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... |
134 |
798 |
1.0560 |
| 4590084 |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should be more upset, but I'... |
103 |
885 |
1.0206 |
| 4590086 |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... |
154 |
801 |
1.0107 |
| 4590088 |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. |
67 |
1,098 |
1.1273 |
| 4590089 |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give h... |
107 |
776 |
1.0082 |
| 4590090 |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecuti... |
93 |
802 |
1.0305 |
| 4590091 |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned ... |
86 |
1,001 |
1.1443 |
| 4590092 |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
61 |
880 |
1.0040 |
| 4590093 |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time i... |
97 |
857 |
1.0407 |
| 4590094 |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bro... |
121 |
840 |
1.0973 |
| 4590095 |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration? She draws a blank. |
79 |
968 |
1.0037 |
| 4590096 |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
76 |
854 |
0.9999 |
| 4590097 |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... |
101 |
884 |
1.0417 |
| 4590098 |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding? ... |
103 |
871 |
1.0134 |