| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590001 |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: You get what you de... |
86 |
1,679 |
0.9638 |
| 4590008 |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" The doctor repl... |
115 |
1,208 |
0.8672 |
| 4590011 |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks! I'l... |
101 |
1,583 |
0.9741 |
| 4590017 |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. |
71 |
1,983 |
1.1245 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.9563 |
| 4590026 |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, w... |
155 |
1,362 |
1.0295 |
| 4590027 |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the ... |
106 |
1,277 |
1.0413 |
| 4590028 |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. |
81 |
1,294 |
0.9992 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.0567 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590037 |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets... |
138 |
1,400 |
1.0857 |
| 4590038 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... |
110 |
1,526 |
1.0928 |
| 4590039 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... |
110 |
1,325 |
1.0783 |
| 4590043 |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minu... |
146 |
1,157 |
0.9720 |
| 4590050 |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodk... |
89 |
1,438 |
1.0062 |
| 4590053 |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, they say my teeth are t... |
158 |
1,168 |
0.9831 |
| 4590055 |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because... |
142 |
1,308 |
1.0684 |
| 4590057 |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your s... |
119 |
1,346 |
1.0280 |
| 4590060 |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Andy has diabetes... |
85 |
1,253 |
0.8968 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,442 |
1.0738 |
| 4590062 |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly. |
74 |
1,591 |
1.0540 |
| 4590063 |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill or anything, but she... |
109 |
1,175 |
0.9773 |
| 4590064 |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that... |
144 |
1,149 |
0.9846 |
| 4590066 |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I eat 3 bags of chips ... |
131 |
752 |
0.9416 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590069 |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
53 |
966 |
1.0061 |
| 4590078 |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instrume... |
119 |
851 |
1.0329 |
| 4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... |
134 |
798 |
1.0560 |
| 4590084 |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should be more upset, but I'... |
103 |
885 |
1.0206 |
| 4590085 |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna g... |
91 |
875 |
0.9886 |
| 4590097 |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... |
101 |
884 |
1.0417 |
| 4590098 |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding? ... |
103 |
871 |
1.0134 |
| 4590099 |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial. |
68 |
900 |
0.9690 |