| ID | Text | Length | Races | Difficulty Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4590021 | My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. | 69 | 99 | 1.0635 |
| 4590023 | You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. | 69 | 80 | 0.9563 |
| 4590029 | What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... | 96 | 475 | 0.9646 |
| 4590032 | I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. | 64 | 96 | 1.0968 |
| 4590034 | Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. | 81 | 605 | 1.0567 |
| 4590035 | Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... | 96 | 509 | 0.9798 |
| 4590068 | What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. | 58 | 14 | 1.2825 |