Texts missing for retired, for now ᐢ.‸.ᐢ (cloudjumper)

ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating
4590021 My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. 69 99 1.0635
4590023 You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. 69 80 0.9563
4590029 What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... 96 475 0.9646
4590031 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 56 1,474 1.0706
4590032 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 64 96 1.0968
4590034 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 81 605 1.0567
4590035 Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... 96 509 0.9798
4590042 Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 59 1,406 0.9403
4590043 Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minu... 146 1,157 0.9720
4590068 What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. 58 14 1.2825
4590074 How does the solar system organize a party They planet! 55 975 0.9958
4590082 What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. 64 853 0.9177