| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590000 |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. |
82 |
1,611 |
0.9958 |
| 4590002 |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going... |
97 |
1,713 |
1.0688 |
| 4590004 |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
66 |
1,718 |
0.9863 |
| 4590009 |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink an... |
89 |
1,488 |
0.9839 |
| 4590010 |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... |
127 |
1,294 |
1.0516 |
| 4590011 |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks! I'l... |
101 |
1,583 |
0.9741 |
| 4590012 |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. |
81 |
1,579 |
1.1086 |
| 4590013 |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on a head. |
68 |
1,966 |
1.0557 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.9563 |
| 4590025 |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. |
74 |
1,263 |
0.9505 |
| 4590026 |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, w... |
155 |
1,362 |
1.0295 |
| 4590027 |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the ... |
106 |
1,277 |
1.0413 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590031 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
1,474 |
1.0706 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590033 |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind ... |
129 |
1,110 |
0.9008 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.0567 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590037 |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets... |
138 |
1,400 |
1.0857 |
| 4590039 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... |
110 |
1,325 |
1.0783 |
| 4590040 |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars characters. His brother Jab... |
121 |
1,373 |
0.9923 |
| 4590042 |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
59 |
1,406 |
0.9403 |
| 4590043 |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minu... |
146 |
1,157 |
0.9720 |
| 4590044 |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" writ... |
142 |
1,111 |
0.9614 |
| 4590046 |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover th... |
165 |
1,153 |
0.9763 |
| 4590047 |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be... |
122 |
1,360 |
1.0703 |
| 4590048 |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser... |
143 |
1,210 |
0.9925 |
| 4590049 |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody wh... |
162 |
1,332 |
1.0889 |
| 4590051 |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instanc... |
120 |
1,331 |
1.0308 |
| 4590052 |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so po... |
121 |
1,137 |
0.9955 |
| 4590053 |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, they say my teeth are t... |
158 |
1,168 |
0.9831 |
| 4590054 |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk non... |
114 |
1,332 |
1.0431 |
| 4590055 |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because... |
142 |
1,308 |
1.0684 |
| 4590057 |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your s... |
119 |
1,346 |
1.0280 |
| 4590058 |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it's an exit. A pessimi... |
223 |
1,069 |
1.0474 |
| 4590059 |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as... |
110 |
1,330 |
1.0511 |
| 4590060 |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Andy has diabetes... |
85 |
1,253 |
0.8968 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,442 |
1.0738 |
| 4590062 |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly. |
74 |
1,591 |
1.0540 |
| 4590064 |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that... |
144 |
1,149 |
0.9846 |
| 4590067 |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
53 |
1,062 |
1.0259 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590075 |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One was a salted! |
74 |
951 |
1.0168 |
| 4590076 |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown! |
66 |
972 |
1.0175 |
| 4590077 |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently yo... |
122 |
847 |
1.0698 |
| 4590078 |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instrume... |
119 |
851 |
1.0329 |
| 4590082 |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. |
64 |
853 |
0.9177 |
| 4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... |
134 |
798 |
1.0560 |
| 4590085 |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna g... |
91 |
875 |
0.9886 |
| 4590087 |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? Wow, I relish t... |
138 |
865 |
1.0464 |
| 4590089 |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give h... |
107 |
776 |
1.0082 |
| 4590090 |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecuti... |
93 |
802 |
1.0305 |
| 4590091 |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned ... |
86 |
1,001 |
1.1443 |
| 4590092 |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
61 |
880 |
1.0040 |
| 4590094 |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bro... |
121 |
840 |
1.0973 |
| 4590095 |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration? She draws a blank. |
79 |
968 |
1.0037 |
| 4590096 |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
76 |
854 |
0.9999 |
| 4590097 |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... |
101 |
884 |
1.0417 |
| 4590098 |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding? ... |
103 |
871 |
1.0134 |