| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590000 |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. |
82 |
1,611 |
0.9958 |
| 4590003 |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. |
79 |
1,545 |
0.9823 |
| 4590006 |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck. |
65 |
1,810 |
0.9805 |
| 4590008 |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" The doctor repl... |
115 |
1,208 |
0.8672 |
| 4590009 |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink an... |
89 |
1,488 |
0.9839 |
| 4590010 |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... |
127 |
1,294 |
1.0516 |
| 4590018 |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving... |
87 |
1,727 |
1.0319 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.0635 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.9563 |
| 4590024 |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
57 |
1,457 |
1.0294 |
| 4590026 |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, w... |
155 |
1,362 |
1.0295 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
475 |
0.9646 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.0968 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.0567 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
509 |
0.9798 |
| 4590037 |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets... |
138 |
1,400 |
1.0857 |
| 4590043 |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minu... |
146 |
1,157 |
0.9720 |
| 4590044 |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" writ... |
142 |
1,111 |
0.9614 |
| 4590045 |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 p... |
188 |
1,169 |
1.0243 |
| 4590046 |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover th... |
165 |
1,153 |
0.9763 |
| 4590048 |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser... |
143 |
1,210 |
0.9925 |
| 4590049 |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody wh... |
162 |
1,332 |
1.0889 |
| 4590050 |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodk... |
89 |
1,438 |
1.0062 |
| 4590054 |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk non... |
114 |
1,332 |
1.0431 |
| 4590055 |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because... |
142 |
1,308 |
1.0684 |
| 4590056 |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when... |
107 |
1,201 |
0.9831 |
| 4590058 |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it's an exit. A pessimi... |
223 |
1,069 |
1.0474 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,442 |
1.0738 |
| 4590065 |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were hard, food was scar... |
113 |
829 |
1.0499 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.2825 |
| 4590075 |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One was a salted! |
74 |
951 |
1.0168 |
| 4590079 |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my electric bill. It was th... |
105 |
848 |
1.0175 |
| 4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... |
134 |
798 |
1.0560 |
| 4590086 |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... |
154 |
801 |
1.0107 |
| 4590087 |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? Wow, I relish t... |
138 |
865 |
1.0464 |