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Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.

—from Short Joke, a other by https://short-funny.com/

Active since December 15, 2020.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
78. Velocity (velocitydxsh) 108.57 99% 2020-12-18
79. An Average Typist (itrollu) 108.07 98% 2021-01-09
80. Night🛦Bot (night_bot1) 107.70 99% 2021-01-26
81. Billy (battlefieldragon) 107.69 99% 2021-10-11
82. Tay (tayhyun) 107.68 98% 2024-03-18
83. Cereal (cerealchiller) 107.55 97% 2022-08-28
84. floki3033 (floki3033) 107.40 97% 2021-01-07
85. Kokeb (kokeb) 107.26 98% 2021-05-12
86. Danni (dunkindanny) 107.08 97% 2020-12-30
87. Droxic (droxic123boi) 106.54 97% 2021-01-04
88. TypeMaster (typelegend1337) 106.50 98% 2021-06-23
89. Harvey (goldenrage) 106.39 99% 2021-05-10
90. Tim (tim_rs) 106.32 98% 2020-12-21
91. Etian (etian_) 106.31 98% 2021-09-03
92. chaotist (chaotist) 106.30 99% 2023-05-20
93. Harry (feeshgang) 106.17 98% 2020-12-25
94. Felix Steph (euphreseasm) 106.08 99% 2021-02-04
95. Linfeng (llinfeng) 106.04 97% 2022-02-10
96. Julia (juliazel) 106.01 99.4% 2021-02-02
97. rn1hd (rnk1hd) 105.84 99% 2022-10-04
98. Jason (jason_m) 105.83 93% 2020-12-15
99. HotClaw (hotclaw) 105.29 99% 2021-01-08
100. script (thescriptkitten) 105.27 98% 2021-01-04
101. Cesca (swell_elle) 105.25 96% 2022-01-10
102. Mac (macthemountain) 104.72 98% 2022-10-31
103. Aidan (squidkidnow) 104.48 98% 2020-12-18
104. Lily (b00mer7) 103.46 98% 2022-01-14
105. Kelvin (winlost2) 103.31 96% 2021-11-21
106. choco (chocolateblocks) 103.27 98% 2020-12-15
107. itchy (itchier) 103.17 97% 2021-04-25

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Jokes 1,332 67.69 December 15, 2020
Default (English) 40 140.86 January 14, 2024
All TypeRacer Texts 1 42.82 May 10, 2024