There is a wonderfully dialectical joke in Lubitsch's Ninotchka. The hero visits a cafeteria and orders coffee without cream, to which the waiter replies: 'Sorry, but we have run out of cream. Can I bring you coffee without milk?' In both cases, the customer gets coffee alone, but this One-coffee is each time accompanied by a different negation, first coffee-with-no-cream, then coffee-with-no-milk.
—from Trouble in Paradise, a other by Slavoj Zizek
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| 8. | Dylan (dr_gammaray) | 119.32 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
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