| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
74.09 |
1.0684 |
0.2754 |
142 |
2 |
70.45 |
2021-11-05 |
| 2. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
73.25 |
1.0040 |
0.3118 |
61 |
1 |
73.25 |
2021-11-05 |
| 3. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
71.86 |
1.0243 |
0.2931 |
188 |
2 |
62.24 |
2021-11-05 |
| 4. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
68.61 |
1.0928 |
0.1543 |
110 |
2 |
65.79 |
2021-05-03 |
| 5. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
67.52 |
1.0474 |
0.1805 |
223 |
1 |
67.52 |
2021-11-05 |
| 6. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
67.05 |
0.9839 |
0.2388 |
89 |
2 |
47.34 |
2021-11-05 |
| 7. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
65.61 |
0.9505 |
0.2313 |
74 |
1 |
65.61 |
2021-04-08 |
| 8. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
65.42 |
1.1273 |
0.0484 |
67 |
2 |
62.36 |
2021-11-05 |
| 9. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
65.28 |
1.0398 |
0.1357 |
63 |
2 |
61.95 |
2021-04-05 |
| 10. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
64.53 |
1.0499 |
0.1410 |
113 |
3 |
63.92 |
2021-04-07 |
| 11. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
62.06 |
1.0168 |
0.1187 |
74 |
1 |
62.06 |
2021-04-04 |
| 12. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
61.96 |
1.1018 |
0.0272 |
99 |
3 |
57.08 |
2021-04-07 |
| 13. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
61.07 |
1.0389 |
0.0602 |
90 |
4 |
58.68 |
2021-04-04 |
| 14. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
59.33 |
1.0134 |
0.0776 |
103 |
1 |
59.33 |
2021-04-07 |
| 15. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
59.21 |
1.0305 |
0.0566 |
93 |
2 |
56.62 |
2021-04-07 |
| 16. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
58.86 |
1.0889 |
-0.0200 |
162 |
1 |
58.86 |
2021-04-05 |
| 17. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
58.81 |
0.9831 |
0.0889 |
107 |
2 |
58.02 |
2021-04-05 |
| 18. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
58.63 |
0.9992 |
0.0620 |
81 |
1 |
58.63 |
2021-04-04 |
| 19. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
57.27 |
1.0560 |
-0.0067 |
134 |
1 |
57.27 |
2021-04-07 |
| 20. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
56.85 |
0.9900 |
0.0515 |
96 |
2 |
53.65 |
2021-04-07 |
| 21. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
55.84 |
0.9863 |
0.0249 |
66 |
1 |
55.84 |
2021-04-04 |
| 22. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
55.79 |
1.0037 |
-0.0209 |
79 |
1 |
55.79 |
2021-04-05 |
| 23. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
55.77 |
1.0107 |
-0.0002 |
154 |
1 |
55.77 |
2021-03-12 |
| 24. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
55.59 |
0.9955 |
0.0087 |
121 |
1 |
55.59 |
2021-04-08 |
| 25. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
55.37 |
1.0511 |
-0.0350 |
110 |
1 |
55.37 |
2021-04-08 |
| 26. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
54.81 |
0.9958 |
0.0066 |
55 |
1 |
54.81 |
2021-04-05 |
| 27. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
54.79 |
0.9773 |
0.0178 |
109 |
1 |
54.79 |
2021-04-04 |
| 28. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
54.33 |
1.0062 |
-0.0193 |
89 |
2 |
46.72 |
2021-04-04 |
| 29. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
53.17 |
1.0417 |
-0.0815 |
101 |
1 |
53.17 |
2021-04-07 |
| 30. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
52.28 |
1.0464 |
-0.1014 |
138 |
1 |
52.28 |
2021-04-02 |
| 31. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
51.10 |
1.0206 |
-0.0899 |
103 |
1 |
51.10 |
2021-05-03 |
| 32. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
50.63 |
0.9907 |
-0.0755 |
56 |
1 |
50.63 |
2021-04-06 |
| 33. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
49.33 |
1.0175 |
-0.1260 |
66 |
1 |
49.33 |
2021-04-07 |
| 34. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
47.64 |
0.9886 |
-0.1295 |
91 |
1 |
47.64 |
2021-03-13 |
| 35. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
46.87 |
1.0280 |
-0.1701 |
119 |
1 |
46.87 |
2021-04-05 |
| 36. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
45.74 |
1.0319 |
-0.2015 |
71 |
1 |
45.74 |
2021-11-05 |
| 37. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
44.55 |
1.0294 |
-0.2081 |
57 |
1 |
44.55 |
2021-04-02 |
| 38. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
40.88 |
0.9008 |
-0.1561 |
129 |
1 |
40.88 |
2021-04-04 |
| 39. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
35.14 |
0.8672 |
-0.2305 |
115 |
1 |
35.14 |
2021-04-05 |