| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
81.99 |
1.1245 |
-1.0904 |
71 |
1 |
81.99 |
2020-12-11 |
| 2. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
76.63 |
1.0706 |
-1.0515 |
56 |
1 |
76.63 |
2021-01-20 |
| 3. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
75.57 |
1.0431 |
-1.0026 |
114 |
1 |
75.57 |
2021-01-20 |
| 4. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
72.96 |
1.0857 |
-1.0649 |
138 |
1 |
72.96 |
2021-01-08 |
| 5. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
71.61 |
1.0319 |
-1.0060 |
87 |
2 |
70.43 |
2021-01-13 |
| 6. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
69.54 |
1.0308 |
-1.0373 |
120 |
3 |
67.22 |
2021-01-13 |
| 7. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
66.11 |
1.0688 |
-1.0469 |
97 |
2 |
56.33 |
2021-01-05 |
| 8. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
64.40 |
0.9958 |
-1.0015 |
82 |
2 |
59.97 |
2020-12-11 |
| 9. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
64.17 |
0.9923 |
-0.9778 |
121 |
1 |
64.17 |
2021-01-12 |
| 10. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
63.73 |
0.9505 |
-0.9337 |
74 |
1 |
63.73 |
2021-01-13 |
| 11. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
62.91 |
1.0474 |
-1.0147 |
223 |
1 |
62.91 |
2020-12-16 |
| 12. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
62.86 |
1.1018 |
-1.0536 |
99 |
1 |
62.86 |
2021-01-19 |
| 13. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
59.63 |
0.9403 |
-0.9678 |
59 |
1 |
59.63 |
2021-01-14 |
| 14. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
57.38 |
1.0280 |
-1.0111 |
119 |
1 |
57.38 |
2021-01-05 |
| 15. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
55.48 |
1.0295 |
-1.0181 |
155 |
1 |
55.48 |
2021-01-12 |
| 16. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
52.56 |
1.0684 |
-1.0454 |
142 |
1 |
52.56 |
2020-12-16 |
| 17. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
52.50 |
0.9831 |
-0.9757 |
158 |
1 |
52.50 |
2020-12-16 |
| 18. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
51.33 |
0.9157 |
-0.9127 |
116 |
1 |
51.33 |
2021-01-20 |
| 19. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
51.19 |
1.0783 |
-1.0691 |
110 |
1 |
51.19 |
2021-01-07 |
| 20. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
50.21 |
0.9720 |
-0.9594 |
146 |
1 |
50.21 |
2021-01-05 |
| 21. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
49.69 |
0.9925 |
-0.9761 |
143 |
1 |
49.69 |
2021-01-14 |
| 22. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
49.03 |
0.9846 |
-0.9972 |
144 |
1 |
49.03 |
2020-12-16 |
| 23. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
47.13 |
1.0062 |
-1.0084 |
89 |
1 |
47.13 |
2021-01-23 |
| 24. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
46.79 |
1.0294 |
-1.0354 |
57 |
1 |
46.79 |
2021-01-07 |
| 25. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
46.44 |
0.9863 |
-0.9716 |
66 |
1 |
46.44 |
2020-12-11 |
| 26. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
44.47 |
0.9805 |
-0.9609 |
65 |
1 |
44.47 |
2021-01-07 |