| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
77.98 |
1.0692 |
0.3563 |
103 |
2 |
68.38 |
2021-02-06 |
| 2. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
75.17 |
0.9958 |
0.3518 |
82 |
2 |
67.89 |
2021-03-08 |
| 3. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
73.90 |
1.0259 |
0.2887 |
53 |
2 |
61.21 |
2021-02-13 |
| 4. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
69.72 |
1.0973 |
0.1603 |
121 |
1 |
69.72 |
2021-02-06 |
| 5. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
69.13 |
1.0062 |
0.2557 |
89 |
3 |
60.49 |
2021-02-13 |
| 6. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
68.00 |
1.0787 |
0.1420 |
63 |
1 |
68.00 |
2021-02-06 |
| 7. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
67.86 |
1.0953 |
0.1283 |
117 |
1 |
67.86 |
2021-02-06 |
| 8. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
67.34 |
1.0783 |
0.1421 |
110 |
2 |
52.61 |
2021-01-25 |
| 9. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
66.05 |
1.0596 |
0.1506 |
91 |
1 |
66.05 |
2021-02-13 |
| 10. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
63.55 |
0.9955 |
0.1743 |
121 |
2 |
57.83 |
2021-02-06 |
| 11. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
61.66 |
1.0557 |
0.0806 |
68 |
2 |
60.46 |
2021-01-26 |
| 12. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
60.56 |
1.0082 |
0.1173 |
107 |
1 |
60.56 |
2021-02-06 |
| 13. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
60.23 |
0.9581 |
0.1465 |
79 |
1 |
60.23 |
2021-02-06 |
| 14. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
57.84 |
1.0417 |
0.0068 |
101 |
1 |
57.84 |
2021-02-06 |
| 15. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
57.54 |
1.0398 |
0.0044 |
63 |
1 |
57.54 |
2021-01-25 |
| 16. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
57.50 |
0.9900 |
0.0708 |
96 |
2 |
48.88 |
2021-02-06 |
| 17. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
57.12 |
1.0206 |
0.0313 |
103 |
1 |
57.12 |
2021-02-06 |
| 18. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
55.28 |
1.0308 |
-0.0221 |
120 |
1 |
55.28 |
2021-02-06 |
| 19. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
54.85 |
1.0295 |
-0.0121 |
155 |
1 |
54.85 |
2021-02-06 |
| 20. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
53.35 |
1.0582 |
-0.0973 |
123 |
1 |
53.35 |
2021-02-06 |
| 21. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
53.08 |
1.0280 |
-0.0304 |
119 |
3 |
44.08 |
2021-02-06 |
| 22. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
52.95 |
0.9999 |
-0.0487 |
76 |
1 |
52.95 |
2021-03-08 |
| 23. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
52.93 |
0.9403 |
0.0122 |
59 |
1 |
52.93 |
2021-02-06 |
| 24. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
52.35 |
0.9907 |
-0.0314 |
56 |
1 |
52.35 |
2021-01-19 |
| 25. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
52.03 |
1.0567 |
-0.1109 |
81 |
1 |
52.03 |
2021-01-25 |
| 26. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
51.25 |
1.0577 |
-0.1207 |
77 |
1 |
51.25 |
2021-01-26 |
| 27. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
50.63 |
1.0389 |
-0.1187 |
90 |
1 |
50.63 |
2021-02-13 |
| 28. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
50.07 |
0.9646 |
-0.0638 |
96 |
1 |
50.07 |
2021-01-25 |
| 29. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
49.64 |
1.0276 |
-0.1293 |
75 |
1 |
49.64 |
2021-01-26 |
| 30. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
48.53 |
0.9798 |
-0.0889 |
96 |
1 |
48.53 |
2021-01-19 |
| 31. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
47.46 |
0.9157 |
-0.0341 |
116 |
2 |
41.01 |
2021-01-26 |
| 32. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
47.31 |
0.9638 |
-0.0896 |
86 |
1 |
47.31 |
2021-01-25 |
| 33. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
46.90 |
0.9839 |
-0.1194 |
89 |
3 |
42.14 |
2021-01-27 |
| 34. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
46.04 |
0.8672 |
-0.0215 |
115 |
2 |
42.69 |
2021-02-13 |
| 35. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
45.47 |
0.9505 |
-0.1232 |
74 |
1 |
45.47 |
2021-01-25 |
| 36. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
45.24 |
1.1086 |
-0.2851 |
81 |
1 |
45.24 |
2021-01-25 |
| 37. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
44.63 |
0.9614 |
-0.1365 |
142 |
1 |
44.63 |
2021-01-27 |
| 38. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
44.25 |
1.0706 |
-0.2636 |
56 |
1 |
44.25 |
2021-01-19 |
| 39. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
43.54 |
1.0703 |
-0.2649 |
122 |
1 |
43.54 |
2021-01-25 |
| 40. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
42.81 |
1.0857 |
-0.3009 |
138 |
1 |
42.81 |
2021-01-27 |
| 41. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
40.80 |
1.0294 |
-0.2983 |
57 |
1 |
40.80 |
2021-01-25 |
| 42. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
39.63 |
1.0243 |
-0.2831 |
188 |
1 |
39.63 |
2021-01-26 |
| 43. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
34.50 |
0.9008 |
-0.2615 |
129 |
1 |
34.50 |
2021-01-19 |