| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
97.73 |
1.0168 |
0.2418 |
74 |
2 |
83.85 |
2022-01-18 |
| 2. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
92.54 |
1.0499 |
0.1419 |
113 |
1 |
92.54 |
2022-03-24 |
| 3. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
90.91 |
1.0738 |
0.0970 |
114 |
1 |
90.91 |
2022-01-17 |
| 4. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
88.52 |
1.0407 |
0.0993 |
97 |
1 |
88.52 |
2022-01-17 |
| 5. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
87.40 |
1.0040 |
0.1216 |
61 |
1 |
87.40 |
2021-11-13 |
| 6. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
87.00 |
1.0540 |
0.0664 |
74 |
2 |
85.29 |
2022-01-17 |
| 7. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
86.73 |
0.9805 |
0.1365 |
65 |
1 |
86.73 |
2021-11-13 |
| 8. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
86.72 |
1.0061 |
0.1107 |
53 |
1 |
86.72 |
2021-11-13 |
| 9. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
86.05 |
0.9773 |
0.1309 |
109 |
2 |
82.85 |
2021-11-13 |
| 10. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
85.76 |
1.0276 |
0.0769 |
75 |
1 |
85.76 |
2021-11-13 |
| 11. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
84.12 |
1.1245 |
-0.0411 |
71 |
1 |
84.12 |
2022-01-17 |
| 12. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
83.78 |
1.0973 |
-0.0183 |
121 |
1 |
83.78 |
2022-01-18 |
| 13. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
83.09 |
1.0319 |
0.0382 |
71 |
2 |
78.03 |
2022-01-17 |
| 14. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
80.92 |
1.0305 |
0.0116 |
93 |
1 |
80.92 |
2022-01-17 |
| 15. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
80.86 |
1.0684 |
-0.0270 |
142 |
2 |
80.73 |
2022-01-18 |
| 16. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
80.50 |
0.9907 |
0.0460 |
56 |
2 |
79.34 |
2022-01-18 |
| 17. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
80.48 |
0.9839 |
0.0526 |
89 |
1 |
80.48 |
2022-01-17 |
| 18. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
80.25 |
0.9505 |
0.0830 |
74 |
2 |
76.35 |
2022-01-17 |
| 19. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
79.80 |
0.9846 |
0.0431 |
144 |
4 |
72.89 |
2022-03-24 |
| 20. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
79.59 |
1.0037 |
0.0213 |
79 |
2 |
77.55 |
2021-11-13 |
| 21. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
77.28 |
0.9925 |
0.0028 |
143 |
1 |
77.28 |
2021-11-13 |
| 22. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
76.76 |
1.0082 |
-0.0196 |
107 |
1 |
76.76 |
2022-01-18 |
| 23. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
76.71 |
0.9638 |
0.0241 |
86 |
1 |
76.71 |
2021-11-13 |
| 24. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
76.20 |
0.8672 |
0.1142 |
115 |
2 |
71.33 |
2022-01-17 |
| 25. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
74.76 |
0.9416 |
0.0212 |
131 |
1 |
74.76 |
2021-11-13 |
| 26. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
72.74 |
1.0206 |
-0.0838 |
103 |
1 |
72.74 |
2021-11-13 |
| 27. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
72.19 |
0.9614 |
-0.0317 |
142 |
1 |
72.19 |
2021-11-13 |
| 28. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
71.47 |
1.0156 |
-0.0952 |
106 |
2 |
61.49 |
2021-11-13 |
| 29. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
70.16 |
0.9157 |
-0.0121 |
116 |
1 |
70.16 |
2021-11-13 |
| 30. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
69.80 |
0.9581 |
-0.0592 |
79 |
1 |
69.80 |
2022-01-18 |
| 31. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
68.86 |
0.9886 |
-0.1018 |
91 |
1 |
68.86 |
2022-01-18 |
| 32. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
68.40 |
1.0134 |
-0.1325 |
103 |
1 |
68.40 |
2021-11-13 |
| 33. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
67.72 |
0.9763 |
-0.1042 |
165 |
1 |
67.72 |
2022-01-18 |
| 34. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
61.04 |
1.0175 |
-0.2314 |
66 |
1 |
61.04 |
2022-01-17 |