| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
105.95 |
1.1086 |
0.2555 |
81 |
3 |
82.18 |
2022-02-18 |
| 2. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
99.86 |
1.0061 |
0.2765 |
53 |
1 |
99.86 |
2022-01-25 |
| 3. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
95.09 |
1.0476 |
0.1607 |
81 |
3 |
80.14 |
2022-01-25 |
| 4. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
93.44 |
1.0431 |
0.1686 |
114 |
3 |
86.90 |
2022-03-29 |
| 5. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
92.47 |
1.0953 |
0.0970 |
117 |
4 |
85.30 |
2022-01-25 |
| 6. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
92.13 |
1.0398 |
0.1348 |
63 |
2 |
78.65 |
2022-01-25 |
| 7. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
90.29 |
1.0308 |
0.1405 |
120 |
1 |
90.29 |
2021-10-09 |
| 8. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
89.95 |
1.1443 |
0.0248 |
86 |
5 |
81.25 |
2022-01-25 |
| 9. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
89.87 |
0.9403 |
0.2064 |
59 |
3 |
86.32 |
2022-02-18 |
| 10. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
88.12 |
1.0706 |
0.0607 |
56 |
4 |
82.85 |
2022-01-25 |
| 11. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
87.30 |
1.0688 |
0.0665 |
97 |
2 |
84.65 |
2022-01-25 |
| 12. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
86.48 |
1.0540 |
0.0502 |
74 |
1 |
86.48 |
2021-10-08 |
| 13. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
86.47 |
1.0413 |
0.0755 |
106 |
4 |
79.81 |
2022-03-29 |
| 14. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
86.35 |
1.0889 |
0.0252 |
162 |
1 |
86.35 |
2022-01-25 |
| 15. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
85.87 |
1.0417 |
0.0556 |
101 |
3 |
82.38 |
2022-01-25 |
| 16. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
85.61 |
1.0596 |
0.0338 |
91 |
1 |
85.61 |
2021-10-08 |
| 17. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
85.23 |
1.0062 |
0.0867 |
89 |
2 |
82.80 |
2022-01-25 |
| 18. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
83.71 |
1.0280 |
0.0501 |
119 |
1 |
83.71 |
2022-01-25 |
| 19. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
81.86 |
1.0684 |
-0.0159 |
142 |
2 |
75.34 |
2022-01-25 |
| 20. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
81.73 |
0.9839 |
0.0752 |
89 |
2 |
73.64 |
2021-10-24 |
| 21. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
81.73 |
0.9958 |
0.0513 |
82 |
2 |
79.08 |
2022-03-29 |
| 22. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
80.23 |
1.0319 |
0.0065 |
87 |
1 |
80.23 |
2022-01-25 |
| 23. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
79.96 |
0.9831 |
0.0546 |
158 |
2 |
79.58 |
2022-03-29 |
| 24. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
79.37 |
1.0206 |
0.0016 |
103 |
1 |
79.37 |
2022-01-25 |
| 25. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
78.87 |
0.8968 |
0.1162 |
85 |
3 |
71.51 |
2022-01-25 |
| 26. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
78.25 |
0.9907 |
0.0172 |
56 |
2 |
75.18 |
2022-01-25 |
| 27. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
77.82 |
1.0973 |
-0.1008 |
121 |
1 |
77.82 |
2022-01-25 |
| 28. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
76.45 |
0.9925 |
-0.0046 |
143 |
1 |
76.45 |
2022-01-25 |
| 29. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
76.34 |
1.0928 |
-0.1094 |
110 |
2 |
73.14 |
2022-01-25 |
| 30. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
75.12 |
0.9720 |
0.0050 |
146 |
1 |
75.12 |
2021-10-09 |
| 31. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
74.73 |
1.0499 |
-0.0786 |
113 |
1 |
74.73 |
2021-10-24 |
| 32. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
74.06 |
0.9900 |
-0.0252 |
96 |
1 |
74.06 |
2021-10-24 |
| 33. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
73.58 |
1.0787 |
-0.1423 |
63 |
1 |
73.58 |
2022-01-25 |
| 34. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
73.45 |
1.0389 |
-0.0985 |
90 |
1 |
73.45 |
2021-10-24 |
| 35. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
73.45 |
1.0557 |
-0.1093 |
68 |
1 |
73.45 |
2022-01-25 |
| 36. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
73.43 |
1.0516 |
-0.1140 |
127 |
1 |
73.43 |
2022-01-25 |
| 37. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
73.43 |
1.0464 |
-0.0979 |
138 |
1 |
73.43 |
2022-01-25 |
| 38. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
71.72 |
1.0474 |
-0.1242 |
223 |
1 |
71.72 |
2022-01-25 |
| 39. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
71.67 |
1.0243 |
-0.0919 |
188 |
1 |
71.67 |
2021-10-08 |
| 40. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
70.86 |
1.0082 |
-0.0913 |
107 |
1 |
70.86 |
2022-01-25 |
| 41. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
70.71 |
1.0040 |
-0.1124 |
61 |
1 |
70.71 |
2022-01-25 |
| 42. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
70.10 |
0.9690 |
-0.0752 |
68 |
2 |
59.88 |
2021-10-09 |
| 43. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
68.45 |
0.9846 |
-0.0949 |
144 |
1 |
68.45 |
2021-10-09 |
| 44. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
68.29 |
1.0156 |
-0.1301 |
106 |
1 |
68.29 |
2022-01-25 |
| 45. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
68.26 |
0.9638 |
-0.0829 |
86 |
1 |
68.26 |
2022-01-25 |
| 46. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
66.69 |
0.9886 |
-0.1398 |
91 |
1 |
66.69 |
2021-10-09 |
| 47. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
66.06 |
1.0168 |
-0.1632 |
74 |
1 |
66.06 |
2022-01-25 |
| 48. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
65.46 |
0.9581 |
-0.1138 |
79 |
2 |
63.36 |
2022-01-25 |
| 49. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
64.60 |
1.0329 |
-0.1965 |
119 |
1 |
64.60 |
2022-03-29 |
| 50. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
63.82 |
1.0175 |
-0.1895 |
66 |
1 |
63.82 |
2021-01-28 |
| 51. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
63.32 |
1.0259 |
-0.2170 |
53 |
1 |
63.32 |
2021-05-03 |
| 52. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
60.27 |
1.0295 |
-0.2463 |
155 |
1 |
60.27 |
2021-01-28 |
| 53. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
59.49 |
1.0783 |
-0.3230 |
110 |
1 |
59.49 |
2021-01-28 |
| 54. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
52.77 |
0.9999 |
-0.3260 |
76 |
1 |
52.77 |
2021-01-28 |
| 55. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
49.99 |
1.0134 |
-0.3560 |
103 |
1 |
49.99 |
2021-01-28 |