| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
136.21 |
1.1086 |
0.4848 |
81 |
3 |
107.81 |
2021-01-19 |
| 2. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
108.41 |
1.0698 |
0.1986 |
122 |
1 |
108.41 |
2021-02-02 |
| 3. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
103.54 |
1.0783 |
0.1302 |
110 |
2 |
100.61 |
2021-02-02 |
| 4. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
103.25 |
1.0857 |
0.1334 |
138 |
2 |
100.84 |
2021-02-02 |
| 5. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
103.23 |
1.0417 |
0.1674 |
101 |
2 |
99.92 |
2021-02-02 |
| 6. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
100.93 |
1.0308 |
0.1554 |
120 |
1 |
100.93 |
2021-01-20 |
| 7. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
100.35 |
1.0738 |
0.1162 |
114 |
3 |
82.77 |
2021-02-02 |
| 8. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
99.59 |
1.0703 |
0.0976 |
122 |
1 |
99.59 |
2021-01-19 |
| 9. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
99.18 |
1.0276 |
0.1256 |
75 |
3 |
88.80 |
2021-02-02 |
| 10. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
98.26 |
1.1273 |
0.0130 |
67 |
1 |
98.26 |
2021-02-02 |
| 11. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
98.06 |
1.0168 |
0.1386 |
74 |
1 |
98.06 |
2021-02-02 |
| 12. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
95.02 |
1.0062 |
0.1089 |
89 |
2 |
81.67 |
2021-02-02 |
| 13. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
94.05 |
0.9831 |
0.1202 |
107 |
1 |
94.05 |
2021-01-19 |
| 14. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
90.17 |
0.9805 |
0.0664 |
65 |
1 |
90.17 |
2021-02-02 |
| 15. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
89.70 |
1.0557 |
0.0012 |
68 |
4 |
87.16 |
2021-01-20 |
| 16. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
89.62 |
1.0476 |
-0.0078 |
81 |
1 |
89.62 |
2021-02-02 |
| 17. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
89.52 |
1.0295 |
0.0308 |
155 |
1 |
89.52 |
2021-01-19 |
| 18. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
89.24 |
1.0889 |
-0.0412 |
162 |
1 |
89.24 |
2021-01-19 |
| 19. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
89.17 |
0.9863 |
0.0519 |
66 |
3 |
71.01 |
2021-02-02 |
| 20. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
88.52 |
1.0319 |
0.0105 |
87 |
2 |
83.43 |
2021-01-19 |
| 21. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
86.89 |
1.1018 |
-0.0818 |
99 |
1 |
86.89 |
2021-01-20 |
| 22. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
86.37 |
0.9839 |
0.0298 |
89 |
1 |
86.37 |
2021-02-02 |
| 23. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
86.34 |
0.9925 |
0.0193 |
143 |
3 |
73.38 |
2021-02-02 |
| 24. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
85.54 |
1.0243 |
-0.0104 |
188 |
2 |
74.70 |
2021-02-02 |
| 25. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
84.12 |
1.1245 |
-0.1476 |
71 |
1 |
84.12 |
2021-01-19 |
| 26. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
83.75 |
1.0516 |
-0.0848 |
127 |
1 |
83.75 |
2021-01-19 |
| 27. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
83.56 |
1.0688 |
-0.0830 |
97 |
3 |
76.79 |
2021-01-19 |
| 28. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
82.75 |
1.0596 |
-0.1051 |
91 |
1 |
82.75 |
2021-02-02 |
| 29. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
80.95 |
1.0156 |
-0.0623 |
106 |
2 |
80.28 |
2021-02-02 |
| 30. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
78.61 |
1.0787 |
-0.1688 |
63 |
1 |
78.61 |
2021-02-02 |
| 31. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
77.75 |
0.9157 |
0.0102 |
116 |
3 |
71.27 |
2021-02-02 |
| 32. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
77.08 |
1.0511 |
-0.1387 |
110 |
2 |
56.82 |
2021-01-19 |
| 33. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
75.66 |
0.9955 |
-0.1149 |
121 |
1 |
75.66 |
2021-01-19 |
| 34. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
74.86 |
1.0431 |
-0.1633 |
114 |
1 |
74.86 |
2021-01-20 |
| 35. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
74.62 |
0.8672 |
0.0012 |
115 |
2 |
74.06 |
2021-02-02 |
| 36. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
72.84 |
1.0294 |
-0.1644 |
57 |
1 |
72.84 |
2021-01-20 |
| 37. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
72.61 |
0.9992 |
-0.1529 |
81 |
3 |
69.78 |
2021-01-19 |
| 38. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
71.67 |
0.9614 |
-0.1202 |
142 |
1 |
71.67 |
2021-01-19 |
| 39. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
71.34 |
0.9581 |
-0.1196 |
79 |
3 |
68.25 |
2021-02-02 |
| 40. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
70.67 |
0.9958 |
-0.1803 |
82 |
1 |
70.67 |
2021-02-02 |
| 41. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
68.40 |
1.0692 |
-0.2686 |
103 |
1 |
68.40 |
2021-02-02 |
| 42. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
68.34 |
1.0577 |
-0.2616 |
77 |
1 |
68.34 |
2021-01-19 |
| 43. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
67.66 |
1.0175 |
-0.2261 |
66 |
1 |
67.66 |
2021-02-02 |
| 44. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
67.44 |
0.9416 |
-0.1623 |
131 |
1 |
67.44 |
2021-02-02 |
| 45. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
64.17 |
0.9900 |
-0.2295 |
96 |
1 |
64.17 |
2021-02-02 |
| 46. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
53.65 |
0.9907 |
-0.3626 |
56 |
1 |
53.65 |
2021-01-19 |