| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
110.92 |
1.0848 |
0.2371 |
63 |
1 |
110.92 |
2022-03-07 |
| 2. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
101.40 |
1.0311 |
0.1881 |
71 |
1 |
101.40 |
2022-03-07 |
| 3. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
101.19 |
1.0814 |
0.1227 |
110 |
1 |
101.19 |
2022-03-07 |
| 4. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
96.62 |
1.0280 |
0.1201 |
75 |
1 |
96.62 |
2022-03-07 |
| 5. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
95.98 |
1.0626 |
0.0858 |
74 |
1 |
95.98 |
2022-03-14 |
| 6. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
95.67 |
1.0608 |
0.0769 |
91 |
1 |
95.67 |
2022-03-07 |
| 7. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
94.76 |
1.1460 |
-0.0010 |
86 |
1 |
94.76 |
2022-03-14 |
| 8. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
93.48 |
1.1314 |
-0.0198 |
67 |
2 |
93.04 |
2022-03-14 |
| 9. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
92.28 |
1.0738 |
0.0322 |
142 |
1 |
92.28 |
2022-03-07 |
| 10. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
91.20 |
1.0778 |
0.0238 |
122 |
1 |
91.20 |
2022-03-07 |
| 11. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
89.78 |
1.0209 |
0.0552 |
154 |
1 |
89.78 |
2022-03-14 |
| 12. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
89.32 |
1.0425 |
0.0274 |
97 |
1 |
89.32 |
2022-03-07 |
| 13. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
88.82 |
1.0103 |
0.0521 |
89 |
1 |
88.82 |
2022-03-14 |
| 14. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
87.53 |
1.0318 |
0.0187 |
119 |
1 |
87.53 |
2022-03-14 |
| 15. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
87.34 |
1.0040 |
0.0396 |
107 |
1 |
87.34 |
2022-03-14 |
| 16. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
86.47 |
0.9926 |
0.0448 |
143 |
1 |
86.47 |
2022-03-07 |
| 17. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
85.24 |
0.9693 |
0.0566 |
101 |
1 |
85.24 |
2022-03-07 |
| 18. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
82.17 |
1.0453 |
-0.0517 |
114 |
2 |
78.72 |
2022-03-07 |
| 19. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
82.04 |
1.0527 |
-0.0781 |
123 |
2 |
81.14 |
2022-03-07 |
| 20. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
81.88 |
1.0229 |
-0.0356 |
105 |
1 |
81.88 |
2022-03-14 |
| 21. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
81.84 |
1.0181 |
-0.0312 |
66 |
1 |
81.84 |
2022-03-14 |
| 22. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
81.78 |
1.0142 |
-0.0348 |
74 |
1 |
81.78 |
2022-03-14 |
| 23. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
79.78 |
0.9899 |
-0.0242 |
96 |
1 |
79.78 |
2022-04-26 |
| 24. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
79.48 |
1.0607 |
-0.1075 |
77 |
1 |
79.48 |
2022-03-17 |
| 25. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
79.18 |
0.9825 |
-0.0303 |
89 |
2 |
77.28 |
2022-04-26 |
| 26. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
79.06 |
0.9940 |
-0.0515 |
121 |
2 |
76.35 |
2022-03-07 |
| 27. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
77.09 |
1.0966 |
-0.1810 |
121 |
1 |
77.09 |
2022-03-14 |
| 28. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
75.90 |
0.9845 |
-0.0676 |
144 |
1 |
75.90 |
2022-03-07 |
| 29. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
75.44 |
1.0436 |
-0.1449 |
101 |
1 |
75.44 |
2022-03-07 |
| 30. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
75.43 |
1.0756 |
-0.1746 |
56 |
2 |
72.03 |
2022-03-14 |
| 31. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
74.34 |
0.9796 |
-0.0821 |
109 |
1 |
74.34 |
2022-03-07 |
| 32. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
71.91 |
1.0337 |
-0.1705 |
119 |
1 |
71.91 |
2022-03-14 |
| 33. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
70.11 |
1.0322 |
-0.1886 |
87 |
1 |
70.11 |
2022-03-07 |
| 34. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
69.66 |
0.9714 |
-0.1300 |
146 |
1 |
69.66 |
2022-03-07 |
| 35. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
68.72 |
0.8715 |
-0.0508 |
115 |
2 |
63.92 |
2022-03-14 |
| 36. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
68.70 |
1.0530 |
-0.2214 |
110 |
2 |
66.69 |
2022-03-14 |
| 37. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
67.10 |
0.9864 |
-0.1879 |
65 |
1 |
67.10 |
2022-03-07 |
| 38. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
60.27 |
1.0329 |
-0.2952 |
57 |
1 |
60.27 |
2022-03-14 |