| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
116.04 |
1.0712 |
-1.0049 |
114 |
1 |
116.04 |
2021-01-13 |
| 2. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
111.00 |
1.1237 |
-1.0904 |
71 |
1 |
111.00 |
2021-01-13 |
| 3. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
109.46 |
0.9439 |
-0.9678 |
59 |
2 |
86.47 |
2021-01-18 |
| 4. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
106.11 |
1.0285 |
-1.0181 |
155 |
2 |
101.47 |
2021-01-18 |
| 5. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
104.53 |
1.0628 |
-1.0369 |
68 |
1 |
104.53 |
2021-01-13 |
| 6. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
103.31 |
1.1052 |
-1.0536 |
99 |
1 |
103.31 |
2021-01-13 |
| 7. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
102.59 |
1.0908 |
-1.0807 |
162 |
2 |
101.34 |
2021-01-13 |
| 8. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
100.24 |
1.1084 |
-1.1000 |
81 |
1 |
100.24 |
2021-01-18 |
| 9. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
99.19 |
1.0233 |
-1.0104 |
188 |
1 |
99.19 |
2021-01-13 |
| 10. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
96.36 |
0.9926 |
-0.9761 |
143 |
1 |
96.36 |
2021-01-13 |
| 11. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
95.08 |
1.0756 |
-1.0515 |
56 |
1 |
95.08 |
2021-01-13 |
| 12. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
95.04 |
0.9864 |
-0.9609 |
65 |
1 |
95.04 |
2021-01-13 |
| 13. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
93.32 |
0.9792 |
-0.9757 |
158 |
1 |
93.32 |
2021-01-18 |
| 14. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
91.13 |
1.0388 |
-1.0047 |
106 |
1 |
91.13 |
2021-01-18 |
| 15. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
89.54 |
0.9825 |
-1.0108 |
89 |
1 |
89.54 |
2021-01-13 |
| 16. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
88.51 |
1.0530 |
-1.0250 |
110 |
1 |
88.51 |
2021-01-13 |
| 17. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
88.12 |
1.0977 |
-1.0440 |
117 |
1 |
88.12 |
2021-01-14 |
| 18. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
85.81 |
1.0848 |
-1.1341 |
63 |
1 |
85.81 |
2021-01-18 |
| 19. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
82.41 |
0.9873 |
-0.9391 |
107 |
1 |
82.41 |
2021-01-13 |
| 20. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
80.80 |
1.0003 |
-1.0012 |
81 |
1 |
80.80 |
2021-01-13 |
| 21. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
79.26 |
1.0453 |
-1.0026 |
114 |
1 |
79.26 |
2021-01-13 |
| 22. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
79.02 |
0.9816 |
-0.9657 |
79 |
1 |
79.02 |
2021-01-18 |
| 23. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
78.50 |
1.0670 |
-1.0469 |
97 |
1 |
78.50 |
2021-01-18 |
| 24. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
77.79 |
0.8967 |
-0.8368 |
85 |
1 |
77.79 |
2021-01-13 |
| 25. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
77.24 |
0.9725 |
-0.9229 |
165 |
1 |
77.24 |
2021-01-13 |
| 26. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
76.88 |
0.9192 |
-0.9127 |
116 |
1 |
76.88 |
2021-01-13 |
| 27. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
75.91 |
1.0457 |
-1.0147 |
223 |
1 |
75.91 |
2021-01-13 |
| 28. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
73.45 |
0.9679 |
-0.9197 |
86 |
1 |
73.45 |
2021-01-13 |
| 29. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
71.53 |
1.0322 |
-1.0060 |
87 |
1 |
71.53 |
2021-01-13 |
| 30. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
66.63 |
1.0933 |
-1.0384 |
110 |
1 |
66.63 |
2021-01-13 |
| 31. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
66.31 |
0.9693 |
-0.9751 |
101 |
1 |
66.31 |
2021-01-18 |
| 32. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
59.17 |
0.9534 |
-0.9337 |
74 |
1 |
59.17 |
2021-01-13 |
| 33. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
50.38 |
1.0741 |
-1.0467 |
122 |
1 |
50.38 |
2021-01-13 |