| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
63.88 |
1.0596 |
0.2022 |
91 |
1 |
63.88 |
2021-11-27 |
| 2. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
63.42 |
1.0389 |
0.2138 |
90 |
1 |
63.42 |
2021-11-27 |
| 3. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
62.78 |
1.0706 |
0.1695 |
56 |
1 |
62.78 |
2021-11-27 |
| 4. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
62.49 |
1.0703 |
0.1640 |
122 |
1 |
62.49 |
2021-11-27 |
| 5. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
61.05 |
1.0175 |
0.1884 |
66 |
3 |
58.82 |
2021-11-27 |
| 6. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
60.81 |
1.0889 |
0.1123 |
162 |
1 |
60.81 |
2021-11-27 |
| 7. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
59.70 |
1.0276 |
0.1516 |
75 |
3 |
54.10 |
2021-11-27 |
| 8. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
59.48 |
1.0738 |
0.1011 |
114 |
1 |
59.48 |
2021-11-27 |
| 9. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
58.85 |
1.0953 |
0.0671 |
117 |
2 |
57.82 |
2021-11-27 |
| 10. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
58.73 |
0.9831 |
0.1770 |
107 |
4 |
53.17 |
2021-11-27 |
| 11. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
58.39 |
1.0476 |
0.1058 |
81 |
1 |
58.39 |
2021-11-27 |
| 12. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
57.83 |
1.0973 |
0.0450 |
121 |
3 |
53.57 |
2021-11-27 |
| 13. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
57.09 |
1.0329 |
0.0948 |
119 |
1 |
57.09 |
2021-11-27 |
| 14. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
56.43 |
0.9886 |
0.1260 |
91 |
1 |
56.43 |
2021-11-27 |
| 15. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
54.81 |
1.0259 |
0.0567 |
53 |
2 |
53.15 |
2021-11-27 |
| 16. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
52.63 |
0.9741 |
0.0655 |
101 |
4 |
48.99 |
2021-11-27 |
| 17. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
50.97 |
0.9831 |
0.0237 |
158 |
2 |
49.02 |
2021-11-27 |
| 18. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
50.81 |
1.0431 |
-0.0395 |
114 |
1 |
50.81 |
2021-11-27 |
| 19. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
50.33 |
0.9925 |
0.0017 |
143 |
1 |
50.33 |
2021-11-27 |
| 20. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
50.26 |
1.1018 |
-0.1090 |
99 |
2 |
46.34 |
2021-11-27 |
| 21. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
49.93 |
1.0582 |
-0.0719 |
123 |
1 |
49.93 |
2021-11-27 |
| 22. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
49.87 |
1.0516 |
-0.0665 |
127 |
1 |
49.87 |
2021-11-27 |
| 23. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
49.63 |
0.9907 |
-0.0104 |
56 |
1 |
49.63 |
2021-11-27 |
| 24. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
49.56 |
0.9403 |
0.0386 |
59 |
2 |
43.48 |
2021-11-27 |
| 25. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
48.82 |
1.0783 |
-0.1140 |
110 |
1 |
48.82 |
2021-11-27 |
| 26. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
48.81 |
1.0040 |
-0.0399 |
61 |
1 |
48.81 |
2021-11-27 |
| 27. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
48.59 |
0.9992 |
-0.0394 |
81 |
1 |
48.59 |
2021-11-27 |
| 28. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
47.83 |
0.9839 |
-0.0391 |
89 |
1 |
47.83 |
2021-11-27 |
| 29. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
47.72 |
0.9999 |
-0.0573 |
76 |
1 |
47.72 |
2021-11-26 |
| 30. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
47.71 |
0.9823 |
-0.0399 |
79 |
2 |
42.73 |
2021-11-27 |
| 31. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
47.61 |
1.1245 |
-0.1841 |
71 |
1 |
47.61 |
2021-11-27 |
| 32. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
47.61 |
0.9638 |
-0.0234 |
86 |
1 |
47.61 |
2021-11-27 |
| 33. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
46.94 |
1.0698 |
-0.1426 |
122 |
1 |
46.94 |
2021-11-27 |
| 34. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
46.75 |
0.9614 |
-0.0380 |
142 |
1 |
46.75 |
2021-11-27 |
| 35. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
46.50 |
0.9763 |
-0.0578 |
165 |
1 |
46.50 |
2021-11-27 |
| 36. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
45.81 |
1.0319 |
-0.1270 |
71 |
1 |
45.81 |
2021-11-27 |
| 37. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
45.20 |
1.0156 |
-0.1228 |
106 |
1 |
45.20 |
2021-11-27 |
| 38. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
43.16 |
1.0037 |
-0.1512 |
79 |
1 |
43.16 |
2021-11-27 |
| 39. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
42.90 |
1.0280 |
-0.1806 |
119 |
1 |
42.90 |
2021-11-27 |
| 40. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
40.25 |
0.9157 |
-0.1207 |
116 |
1 |
40.25 |
2021-11-27 |
| 41. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
36.51 |
0.9008 |
-0.1796 |
129 |
2 |
35.32 |
2021-11-27 |
| 42. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
34.54 |
0.9846 |
-0.3023 |
144 |
1 |
34.54 |
2021-11-27 |