| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
113.79 |
1.0557 |
0.4897 |
68 |
5 |
85.73 |
2022-01-16 |
| 2. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
97.30 |
1.0692 |
0.2497 |
103 |
1 |
97.30 |
2021-10-02 |
| 3. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
91.41 |
1.0511 |
0.1942 |
110 |
2 |
89.69 |
2020-12-27 |
| 4. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
85.62 |
0.9958 |
0.1530 |
82 |
1 |
85.62 |
2020-12-17 |
| 5. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
81.24 |
1.0540 |
0.0393 |
74 |
1 |
81.24 |
2020-12-20 |
| 6. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
80.26 |
1.0684 |
0.0153 |
142 |
1 |
80.26 |
2020-12-21 |
| 7. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
78.28 |
1.0577 |
-0.0013 |
77 |
1 |
78.28 |
2021-01-12 |
| 8. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
78.12 |
1.1245 |
-0.0744 |
71 |
1 |
78.12 |
2020-12-27 |
| 9. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
77.69 |
1.0295 |
0.0289 |
155 |
3 |
74.26 |
2020-12-20 |
| 10. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
76.53 |
0.9157 |
0.1338 |
116 |
2 |
70.64 |
2021-01-01 |
| 11. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
75.23 |
0.9900 |
0.0387 |
96 |
2 |
73.52 |
2021-01-12 |
| 12. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
73.99 |
0.9925 |
0.0104 |
143 |
1 |
73.99 |
2020-12-17 |
| 13. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
73.36 |
1.0857 |
-0.0843 |
138 |
2 |
70.69 |
2020-12-21 |
| 14. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
73.18 |
1.0243 |
-0.0241 |
188 |
1 |
73.18 |
2020-12-17 |
| 15. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
71.53 |
0.9863 |
-0.0269 |
66 |
1 |
71.53 |
2020-12-16 |
| 16. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
70.51 |
1.0319 |
-0.0732 |
87 |
1 |
70.51 |
2020-12-17 |
| 17. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
69.91 |
1.0431 |
-0.0928 |
114 |
1 |
69.91 |
2020-12-21 |
| 18. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
69.59 |
0.9614 |
-0.0159 |
142 |
2 |
69.17 |
2020-12-21 |
| 19. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
69.18 |
0.9831 |
-0.0346 |
158 |
1 |
69.18 |
2020-12-17 |
| 20. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
68.70 |
1.1018 |
-0.1726 |
99 |
1 |
68.70 |
2020-12-16 |
| 21. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
68.69 |
0.9720 |
-0.0323 |
146 |
1 |
68.69 |
2020-12-17 |
| 22. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
68.42 |
0.8968 |
0.0236 |
85 |
1 |
68.42 |
2020-12-20 |
| 23. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
67.64 |
1.0474 |
-0.1311 |
223 |
1 |
67.64 |
2020-12-17 |
| 24. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
67.03 |
1.0062 |
-0.1006 |
89 |
2 |
66.61 |
2020-12-27 |
| 25. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
65.79 |
0.9907 |
-0.1001 |
56 |
1 |
65.79 |
2020-12-16 |
| 26. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
55.92 |
0.9403 |
-0.1961 |
59 |
1 |
55.92 |
2020-12-17 |
| 27. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
52.55 |
0.9805 |
-0.2785 |
65 |
1 |
52.55 |
2020-12-21 |