| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
98.42 |
1.1245 |
-1.0904 |
71 |
1 |
98.42 |
2021-01-09 |
| 2. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
92.70 |
1.1018 |
-1.0536 |
99 |
2 |
87.43 |
2021-01-07 |
| 3. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
91.70 |
0.9925 |
-0.9761 |
143 |
3 |
70.52 |
2021-01-12 |
| 4. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
87.83 |
1.0928 |
-1.0384 |
110 |
1 |
87.83 |
2021-01-12 |
| 5. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
86.44 |
0.9157 |
-0.9127 |
116 |
1 |
86.44 |
2021-01-12 |
| 6. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
85.07 |
0.9403 |
-0.9678 |
59 |
1 |
85.07 |
2021-01-07 |
| 7. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
83.57 |
0.9763 |
-0.9229 |
165 |
1 |
83.57 |
2021-01-12 |
| 8. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
83.14 |
0.9839 |
-1.0108 |
89 |
1 |
83.14 |
2021-01-07 |
| 9. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
82.39 |
1.1086 |
-1.1000 |
81 |
1 |
82.39 |
2021-01-06 |
| 10. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
80.23 |
1.0688 |
-1.0469 |
97 |
1 |
80.23 |
2021-01-06 |
| 11. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
78.50 |
1.0295 |
-1.0181 |
155 |
1 |
78.50 |
2021-01-12 |
| 12. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
78.00 |
0.9958 |
-1.0015 |
82 |
3 |
67.95 |
2021-01-09 |
| 13. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
77.90 |
0.9614 |
-0.9797 |
142 |
1 |
77.90 |
2021-01-12 |
| 14. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
77.64 |
0.9831 |
-0.9391 |
107 |
1 |
77.64 |
2021-01-07 |
| 15. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
76.81 |
1.0703 |
-1.0467 |
122 |
1 |
76.81 |
2021-01-12 |
| 16. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
75.54 |
1.0474 |
-1.0147 |
223 |
2 |
74.23 |
2021-01-07 |
| 17. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
74.07 |
0.9505 |
-0.9337 |
74 |
1 |
74.07 |
2021-01-07 |
| 18. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
73.33 |
1.0319 |
-1.0043 |
71 |
2 |
73.08 |
2021-01-06 |
| 19. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
72.65 |
1.0857 |
-1.0649 |
138 |
1 |
72.65 |
2021-01-12 |
| 20. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
72.63 |
0.9907 |
-1.0058 |
56 |
2 |
54.93 |
2021-01-12 |
| 21. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
69.83 |
1.0540 |
-1.0687 |
74 |
1 |
69.83 |
2021-01-07 |
| 22. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
68.03 |
0.9638 |
-0.9197 |
86 |
2 |
62.88 |
2021-01-12 |
| 23. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
66.77 |
0.9805 |
-0.9609 |
65 |
2 |
64.50 |
2021-01-12 |
| 24. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
66.20 |
0.9831 |
-0.9757 |
158 |
2 |
55.15 |
2021-01-06 |
| 25. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
64.41 |
1.0511 |
-1.0250 |
110 |
2 |
60.49 |
2021-01-12 |
| 26. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
64.15 |
1.0557 |
-1.0369 |
68 |
1 |
64.15 |
2021-01-12 |
| 27. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
62.70 |
1.0706 |
-1.0515 |
56 |
1 |
62.70 |
2021-01-12 |
| 28. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
62.04 |
1.0294 |
-1.0354 |
57 |
1 |
62.04 |
2021-01-12 |
| 29. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
59.39 |
0.9720 |
-0.9594 |
146 |
2 |
57.14 |
2021-01-09 |
| 30. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
59.36 |
0.8672 |
-0.8836 |
115 |
1 |
59.36 |
2021-01-07 |
| 31. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
58.91 |
0.9823 |
-0.9657 |
79 |
1 |
58.91 |
2021-01-07 |
| 32. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
58.03 |
0.9955 |
-0.9412 |
121 |
1 |
58.03 |
2021-01-06 |
| 33. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
57.53 |
0.9863 |
-0.9716 |
66 |
1 |
57.53 |
2021-01-06 |
| 34. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
56.38 |
0.9581 |
-0.9854 |
79 |
1 |
56.38 |
2021-01-12 |
| 35. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
55.34 |
1.0577 |
-0.9887 |
77 |
1 |
55.34 |
2021-01-07 |
| 36. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
53.93 |
0.9741 |
-0.9751 |
101 |
1 |
53.93 |
2021-01-12 |
| 37. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
51.34 |
0.9008 |
-0.8975 |
129 |
1 |
51.34 |
2021-01-06 |
| 38. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
42.33 |
1.0319 |
-1.0060 |
87 |
1 |
42.33 |
2021-01-06 |