| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
80.61 |
1.0698 |
0.1753 |
122 |
2 |
75.94 |
2023-10-11 |
| 2. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
79.10 |
1.0061 |
0.2157 |
53 |
1 |
79.10 |
2025-04-04 |
| 3. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
77.36 |
1.0474 |
0.1475 |
223 |
2 |
75.80 |
2025-04-04 |
| 4. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
74.65 |
1.1018 |
0.0513 |
99 |
1 |
74.65 |
2023-10-11 |
| 5. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
73.98 |
1.0684 |
0.0743 |
142 |
1 |
73.98 |
2025-04-04 |
| 6. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
73.50 |
0.9958 |
0.1395 |
82 |
1 |
73.50 |
2025-04-04 |
| 7. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
72.33 |
1.0280 |
0.0893 |
119 |
1 |
72.33 |
2023-10-11 |
| 8. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
70.81 |
1.0928 |
0.0010 |
110 |
1 |
70.81 |
2025-04-04 |
| 9. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
70.39 |
0.9831 |
0.1042 |
158 |
2 |
67.78 |
2023-10-11 |
| 10. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
70.03 |
1.0417 |
0.0400 |
101 |
1 |
70.03 |
2023-10-11 |
| 11. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
68.74 |
0.9403 |
0.1215 |
59 |
1 |
68.74 |
2025-04-04 |
| 12. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
68.60 |
0.9925 |
0.0671 |
143 |
1 |
68.60 |
2025-04-04 |
| 13. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
68.42 |
0.9992 |
0.0577 |
81 |
1 |
68.42 |
2025-04-04 |
| 14. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
66.95 |
1.0560 |
-0.0219 |
134 |
1 |
66.95 |
2023-10-11 |
| 15. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
66.85 |
1.0243 |
0.0083 |
188 |
1 |
66.85 |
2023-10-11 |
| 16. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
66.33 |
0.9581 |
0.0665 |
79 |
1 |
66.33 |
2025-04-04 |
| 17. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
65.18 |
1.0703 |
-0.0635 |
122 |
1 |
65.18 |
2025-04-04 |
| 18. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
64.75 |
0.9505 |
0.0497 |
74 |
3 |
61.74 |
2023-10-11 |
| 19. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
62.36 |
1.0276 |
-0.0644 |
75 |
2 |
59.18 |
2025-04-04 |
| 20. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
62.10 |
0.9863 |
-0.0271 |
66 |
1 |
62.10 |
2023-10-11 |
| 21. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
60.46 |
0.9823 |
-0.0484 |
79 |
1 |
60.46 |
2023-10-11 |
| 22. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
54.86 |
0.9763 |
-0.1289 |
165 |
1 |
54.86 |
2025-04-04 |
| 23. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
45.88 |
0.9839 |
-0.2752 |
89 |
1 |
45.88 |
2023-10-11 |
| 24. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
41.12 |
0.8672 |
-0.2320 |
115 |
1 |
41.12 |
2023-10-11 |