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1. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... 77.45 1.1273 0.5633 67 9 59.15 2021-05-19
2. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... 77.16 1.1086 0.5757 81 3 64.90 2021-05-19
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 67.85 1.0706 0.4105 56 8 54.37 2021-05-19
4. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 67.62 1.0577 0.4183 77 6 56.86 2021-05-19
5. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 63.87 1.0953 0.2989 117 7 53.91 2021-05-19
6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... 62.79 1.0567 0.3139 81 2 48.56 2021-05-19
7. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 62.71 1.0557 0.3132 68 3 57.57 2021-05-19
8. How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. 61.78 1.0040 0.3446 61 5 51.76 2021-05-19
9. I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... 60.37 1.0175 0.3003 105 2 53.19 2021-05-25
10. Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... 59.83 1.0692 0.2368 103 2 52.13 2021-05-26
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... 59.74 0.9999 0.3041 76 7 47.68 2021-05-26
12. What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... 59.74 1.0037 0.3003 79 3 49.85 2021-05-25
13. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 59.19 1.0688 0.2232 97 3 46.86 2021-05-19
14. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. 58.54 1.0259 0.2519 53 7 44.15 2021-05-19
15. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... 57.25 1.0175 0.2322 66 6 43.24 2021-05-25
16. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. 57.09 0.9907 0.2555 56 4 51.98 2021-05-19
17. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... 57.07 1.0276 0.2181 75 2 48.67 2021-05-18
18. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 57.05 1.0787 0.1666 63 3 49.40 2021-05-19
19. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... 55.39 1.0295 0.1796 155 2 53.37 2021-05-17
20. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 55.29 1.0398 0.1671 63 5 49.36 2021-05-19
21. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. 54.96 1.0061 0.1936 53 3 50.16 2021-05-19
22. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 54.29 1.0783 0.1068 110 3 46.89 2021-05-19
23. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 54.26 1.0319 0.1525 87 3 35.60 2021-05-19
24. Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... 53.81 1.0582 0.1164 123 3 49.81 2021-05-19
25. Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... 53.41 1.0511 0.1148 110 2 52.71 2021-05-25
26. Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... 53.34 1.0540 0.1103 74 2 50.74 2021-05-18
27. Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... 52.95 1.0329 0.1229 119 6 45.61 2021-05-19
28. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... 52.29 1.0698 0.0716 122 1 52.29 2021-05-25
29. A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... 52.15 1.0684 0.0699 142 1 52.15 2021-05-26
30. My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... 52.00 1.0973 0.0378 121 1 52.00 2021-05-19
31. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 51.86 0.9863 0.1457 66 4 48.16 2021-05-25
32. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 51.65 0.9823 0.1451 79 4 45.36 2021-05-19
33. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... 51.55 1.1443 -0.0191 86 4 48.43 2021-05-19
34. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 51.46 0.9805 0.1428 65 7 44.76 2021-05-26
35. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 51.24 1.0294 0.0891 57 3 43.35 2021-05-19
36. What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... 50.40 1.0407 0.0594 97 2 49.77 2021-05-17
37. I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... 50.09 1.0560 0.0374 134 1 50.09 2021-05-26
38. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 50.07 1.1245 -0.0316 71 3 47.97 2021-05-19
39. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 49.74 1.0928 -0.0071 110 3 48.12 2021-05-17
40. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... 49.69 1.0464 0.0382 138 2 47.22 2021-05-19
41. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... 49.45 1.0168 0.0626 74 2 39.38 2021-05-19
42. What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... 49.27 1.0738 0.0017 114 2 46.61 2021-05-19
43. A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... 48.95 1.0206 0.0479 103 5 43.28 2021-05-19
44. I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... 48.79 0.9773 0.0877 109 3 41.06 2021-05-26
45. What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... 48.65 0.9177 0.1442 64 3 42.10 2021-05-25
46. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 48.52 0.9638 0.0953 86 5 45.36 2021-05-26
47. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 48.15 1.0319 0.0191 71 4 42.17 2021-05-18
48. How does the solar system organize a party They planet! 47.93 0.9958 0.0504 55 6 40.93 2021-05-19
49. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 47.73 0.9839 0.0580 89 1 47.73 2021-05-14
50. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... 47.55 1.0516 -0.0137 127 3 43.14 2021-05-14
51. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... 47.51 0.9505 0.0866 74 3 46.03 2021-05-19
52. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... 47.24 0.9646 0.0666 96 3 44.16 2021-05-18
53. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 46.82 0.9581 0.0639 79 4 43.89 2021-05-17
54. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 46.72 1.0243 -0.0045 188 3 44.88 2021-05-17
55. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... 46.71 1.0476 -0.0280 81 2 43.86 2021-05-19
56. My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... 46.52 0.9923 0.0232 121 2 43.02 2021-05-17
57. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 46.22 0.9958 0.0131 82 3 36.94 2021-05-18
58. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 46.05 1.0062 -0.0010 89 1 46.05 2021-05-25
59. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 45.79 0.9008 0.0987 129 3 39.81 2021-05-27
60. I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... 45.52 1.0417 -0.0481 101 3 43.32 2021-05-14
61. An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... 45.36 1.0474 -0.0573 223 4 42.28 2021-05-17
62. What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... 45.26 1.0156 -0.0277 106 1 45.26 2021-05-25
63. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 45.25 1.0889 -0.1012 162 1 45.25 2021-05-17
64. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... 45.16 1.0305 -0.0447 93 3 36.58 2021-05-19
65. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... 44.26 1.0134 -0.0473 103 1 44.26 2021-05-18
66. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 43.83 1.0308 -0.0741 120 3 39.54 2021-05-14
67. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 43.82 0.9900 -0.0335 96 1 43.82 2021-05-17
68. I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... 42.48 1.0389 -0.1116 90 1 42.48 2021-05-17
69. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... 42.38 1.0082 -0.0831 107 3 36.86 2021-05-17
70. Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... 41.80 1.0857 -0.1733 138 2 40.11 2021-05-16
71. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 41.80 0.9403 -0.0279 59 4 37.43 2021-05-19
72. I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... 41.70 1.0499 -0.1397 113 1 41.70 2021-05-14
73. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 41.70 0.9992 -0.0890 81 1 41.70 2021-05-14
74. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 41.34 0.9741 -0.0717 101 2 40.60 2021-05-18
75. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 40.54 0.9831 -0.0982 158 1 40.54 2021-05-14
76. Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... 40.23 0.9925 -0.1143 143 1 40.23 2021-05-14
77. I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... 39.95 0.9416 -0.0696 131 2 39.50 2021-05-14
78. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 39.86 0.9831 -0.1130 107 2 38.93 2021-05-19
79. Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... 39.79 1.0596 -0.1911 91 2 35.00 2021-05-17
80. One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... 39.03 0.9846 -0.1326 144 1 39.03 2021-05-14
81. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... 38.88 1.0107 -0.1620 154 1 38.88 2021-05-19
82. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... 38.84 0.9798 -0.1320 96 1 38.84 2021-05-14
83. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 38.44 0.9614 -0.1223 142 2 35.67 2021-05-17
84. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 35.91 0.9763 -0.1924 165 1 35.91 2021-05-14
85. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... 35.31 1.0413 -0.2705 106 1 35.31 2021-05-19
86. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 34.59 0.9720 -0.2170 146 2 33.01 2021-05-18
87. Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... 34.57 1.0280 -0.2734 119 1 34.57 2021-05-14
88. I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... 34.50 0.9690 -0.2159 68 3 33.38 2021-05-19
89. A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... 34.22 0.8672 -0.1202 115 1 34.22 2021-05-17
90. Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... 30.91 0.8968 -0.2221 85 3 27.51 2021-05-18
91. Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... 30.77 0.9886 -0.3169 91 1 30.77 2021-05-14