Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
77.45 |
1.1273 |
0.5633 |
67 |
9 |
59.15 |
2021-05-19 |
2. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
77.16 |
1.1086 |
0.5757 |
81 |
3 |
64.90 |
2021-05-19 |
3. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
67.85 |
1.0706 |
0.4105 |
56 |
8 |
54.37 |
2021-05-19 |
4. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
67.62 |
1.0577 |
0.4183 |
77 |
6 |
56.86 |
2021-05-19 |
5. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
63.87 |
1.0953 |
0.2989 |
117 |
7 |
53.91 |
2021-05-19 |
6. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
62.79 |
1.0567 |
0.3139 |
81 |
2 |
48.56 |
2021-05-19 |
7. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
62.71 |
1.0557 |
0.3132 |
68 |
3 |
57.57 |
2021-05-19 |
8. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
61.78 |
1.0040 |
0.3446 |
61 |
5 |
51.76 |
2021-05-19 |
9. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
60.37 |
1.0175 |
0.3003 |
105 |
2 |
53.19 |
2021-05-25 |
10. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
59.83 |
1.0692 |
0.2368 |
103 |
2 |
52.13 |
2021-05-26 |
11. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
59.74 |
0.9999 |
0.3041 |
76 |
7 |
47.68 |
2021-05-26 |
12. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
59.74 |
1.0037 |
0.3003 |
79 |
3 |
49.85 |
2021-05-25 |
13. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
59.19 |
1.0688 |
0.2232 |
97 |
3 |
46.86 |
2021-05-19 |
14. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
58.54 |
1.0259 |
0.2519 |
53 |
7 |
44.15 |
2021-05-19 |
15. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
57.25 |
1.0175 |
0.2322 |
66 |
6 |
43.24 |
2021-05-25 |
16. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
57.09 |
0.9907 |
0.2555 |
56 |
4 |
51.98 |
2021-05-19 |
17. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
57.07 |
1.0276 |
0.2181 |
75 |
2 |
48.67 |
2021-05-18 |
18. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
57.05 |
1.0787 |
0.1666 |
63 |
3 |
49.40 |
2021-05-19 |
19. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
55.39 |
1.0295 |
0.1796 |
155 |
2 |
53.37 |
2021-05-17 |
20. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
55.29 |
1.0398 |
0.1671 |
63 |
5 |
49.36 |
2021-05-19 |
21. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
54.96 |
1.0061 |
0.1936 |
53 |
3 |
50.16 |
2021-05-19 |
22. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
54.29 |
1.0783 |
0.1068 |
110 |
3 |
46.89 |
2021-05-19 |
23. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
54.26 |
1.0319 |
0.1525 |
87 |
3 |
35.60 |
2021-05-19 |
24. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
53.81 |
1.0582 |
0.1164 |
123 |
3 |
49.81 |
2021-05-19 |
25. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
53.41 |
1.0511 |
0.1148 |
110 |
2 |
52.71 |
2021-05-25 |
26. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
53.34 |
1.0540 |
0.1103 |
74 |
2 |
50.74 |
2021-05-18 |
27. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
52.95 |
1.0329 |
0.1229 |
119 |
6 |
45.61 |
2021-05-19 |
28. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
52.29 |
1.0698 |
0.0716 |
122 |
1 |
52.29 |
2021-05-25 |
29. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
52.15 |
1.0684 |
0.0699 |
142 |
1 |
52.15 |
2021-05-26 |
30. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
52.00 |
1.0973 |
0.0378 |
121 |
1 |
52.00 |
2021-05-19 |
31. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
51.86 |
0.9863 |
0.1457 |
66 |
4 |
48.16 |
2021-05-25 |
32. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
51.65 |
0.9823 |
0.1451 |
79 |
4 |
45.36 |
2021-05-19 |
33. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
51.55 |
1.1443 |
-0.0191 |
86 |
4 |
48.43 |
2021-05-19 |
34. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
51.46 |
0.9805 |
0.1428 |
65 |
7 |
44.76 |
2021-05-26 |
35. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
51.24 |
1.0294 |
0.0891 |
57 |
3 |
43.35 |
2021-05-19 |
36. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
50.40 |
1.0407 |
0.0594 |
97 |
2 |
49.77 |
2021-05-17 |
37. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
50.09 |
1.0560 |
0.0374 |
134 |
1 |
50.09 |
2021-05-26 |
38. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
50.07 |
1.1245 |
-0.0316 |
71 |
3 |
47.97 |
2021-05-19 |
39. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
49.74 |
1.0928 |
-0.0071 |
110 |
3 |
48.12 |
2021-05-17 |
40. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
49.69 |
1.0464 |
0.0382 |
138 |
2 |
47.22 |
2021-05-19 |
41. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
49.45 |
1.0168 |
0.0626 |
74 |
2 |
39.38 |
2021-05-19 |
42. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
49.27 |
1.0738 |
0.0017 |
114 |
2 |
46.61 |
2021-05-19 |
43. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
48.95 |
1.0206 |
0.0479 |
103 |
5 |
43.28 |
2021-05-19 |
44. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
48.79 |
0.9773 |
0.0877 |
109 |
3 |
41.06 |
2021-05-26 |
45. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
48.65 |
0.9177 |
0.1442 |
64 |
3 |
42.10 |
2021-05-25 |
46. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
48.52 |
0.9638 |
0.0953 |
86 |
5 |
45.36 |
2021-05-26 |
47. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
48.15 |
1.0319 |
0.0191 |
71 |
4 |
42.17 |
2021-05-18 |
48. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
47.93 |
0.9958 |
0.0504 |
55 |
6 |
40.93 |
2021-05-19 |
49. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
47.73 |
0.9839 |
0.0580 |
89 |
1 |
47.73 |
2021-05-14 |
50. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
47.55 |
1.0516 |
-0.0137 |
127 |
3 |
43.14 |
2021-05-14 |
51. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
47.51 |
0.9505 |
0.0866 |
74 |
3 |
46.03 |
2021-05-19 |
52. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
47.24 |
0.9646 |
0.0666 |
96 |
3 |
44.16 |
2021-05-18 |
53. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
46.82 |
0.9581 |
0.0639 |
79 |
4 |
43.89 |
2021-05-17 |
54. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
46.72 |
1.0243 |
-0.0045 |
188 |
3 |
44.88 |
2021-05-17 |
55. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
46.71 |
1.0476 |
-0.0280 |
81 |
2 |
43.86 |
2021-05-19 |
56. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
46.52 |
0.9923 |
0.0232 |
121 |
2 |
43.02 |
2021-05-17 |
57. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
46.22 |
0.9958 |
0.0131 |
82 |
3 |
36.94 |
2021-05-18 |
58. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
46.05 |
1.0062 |
-0.0010 |
89 |
1 |
46.05 |
2021-05-25 |
59. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
45.79 |
0.9008 |
0.0987 |
129 |
3 |
39.81 |
2021-05-27 |
60. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
45.52 |
1.0417 |
-0.0481 |
101 |
3 |
43.32 |
2021-05-14 |
61. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
45.36 |
1.0474 |
-0.0573 |
223 |
4 |
42.28 |
2021-05-17 |
62. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
45.26 |
1.0156 |
-0.0277 |
106 |
1 |
45.26 |
2021-05-25 |
63. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
45.25 |
1.0889 |
-0.1012 |
162 |
1 |
45.25 |
2021-05-17 |
64. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
45.16 |
1.0305 |
-0.0447 |
93 |
3 |
36.58 |
2021-05-19 |
65. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
44.26 |
1.0134 |
-0.0473 |
103 |
1 |
44.26 |
2021-05-18 |
66. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
43.83 |
1.0308 |
-0.0741 |
120 |
3 |
39.54 |
2021-05-14 |
67. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
43.82 |
0.9900 |
-0.0335 |
96 |
1 |
43.82 |
2021-05-17 |
68. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
42.48 |
1.0389 |
-0.1116 |
90 |
1 |
42.48 |
2021-05-17 |
69. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
42.38 |
1.0082 |
-0.0831 |
107 |
3 |
36.86 |
2021-05-17 |
70. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
41.80 |
1.0857 |
-0.1733 |
138 |
2 |
40.11 |
2021-05-16 |
71. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
41.80 |
0.9403 |
-0.0279 |
59 |
4 |
37.43 |
2021-05-19 |
72. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
41.70 |
1.0499 |
-0.1397 |
113 |
1 |
41.70 |
2021-05-14 |
73. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
41.70 |
0.9992 |
-0.0890 |
81 |
1 |
41.70 |
2021-05-14 |
74. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
41.34 |
0.9741 |
-0.0717 |
101 |
2 |
40.60 |
2021-05-18 |
75. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
40.54 |
0.9831 |
-0.0982 |
158 |
1 |
40.54 |
2021-05-14 |
76. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
40.23 |
0.9925 |
-0.1143 |
143 |
1 |
40.23 |
2021-05-14 |
77. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
39.95 |
0.9416 |
-0.0696 |
131 |
2 |
39.50 |
2021-05-14 |
78. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
39.86 |
0.9831 |
-0.1130 |
107 |
2 |
38.93 |
2021-05-19 |
79. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
39.79 |
1.0596 |
-0.1911 |
91 |
2 |
35.00 |
2021-05-17 |
80. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
39.03 |
0.9846 |
-0.1326 |
144 |
1 |
39.03 |
2021-05-14 |
81. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
38.88 |
1.0107 |
-0.1620 |
154 |
1 |
38.88 |
2021-05-19 |
82. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
38.84 |
0.9798 |
-0.1320 |
96 |
1 |
38.84 |
2021-05-14 |
83. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
38.44 |
0.9614 |
-0.1223 |
142 |
2 |
35.67 |
2021-05-17 |
84. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
35.91 |
0.9763 |
-0.1924 |
165 |
1 |
35.91 |
2021-05-14 |
85. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
35.31 |
1.0413 |
-0.2705 |
106 |
1 |
35.31 |
2021-05-19 |
86. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
34.59 |
0.9720 |
-0.2170 |
146 |
2 |
33.01 |
2021-05-18 |
87. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
34.57 |
1.0280 |
-0.2734 |
119 |
1 |
34.57 |
2021-05-14 |
88. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
34.50 |
0.9690 |
-0.2159 |
68 |
3 |
33.38 |
2021-05-19 |
89. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
34.22 |
0.8672 |
-0.1202 |
115 |
1 |
34.22 |
2021-05-17 |
90. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
30.91 |
0.8968 |
-0.2221 |
85 |
3 |
27.51 |
2021-05-18 |
91. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
30.77 |
0.9886 |
-0.3169 |
91 |
1 |
30.77 |
2021-05-14 |