| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
92.12 |
1.0787 |
-1.1143 |
63 |
2 |
85.38 |
2021-01-02 |
| 2. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
91.66 |
1.1245 |
-1.0745 |
71 |
4 |
86.00 |
2021-01-02 |
| 3. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
91.56 |
1.0511 |
-1.0507 |
110 |
1 |
91.56 |
2021-01-02 |
| 4. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
89.71 |
1.0783 |
-1.0975 |
110 |
1 |
89.71 |
2021-01-02 |
| 5. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
88.51 |
1.0308 |
-1.0234 |
120 |
2 |
87.02 |
2021-01-02 |
| 6. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
84.48 |
1.0857 |
-1.0850 |
138 |
1 |
84.48 |
2021-01-02 |
| 7. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
84.42 |
1.0398 |
-1.0250 |
63 |
1 |
84.42 |
2021-01-02 |
| 8. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
83.62 |
1.0540 |
-1.0738 |
74 |
2 |
81.15 |
2021-01-02 |
| 9. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
83.61 |
0.9955 |
-0.9382 |
121 |
2 |
79.02 |
2021-01-02 |
| 10. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
82.82 |
1.0413 |
-1.0204 |
106 |
2 |
81.43 |
2021-01-02 |
| 11. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
82.71 |
1.0684 |
-1.0450 |
142 |
1 |
82.71 |
2021-01-02 |
| 12. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
82.61 |
0.9638 |
-0.9313 |
86 |
1 |
82.61 |
2021-01-02 |
| 13. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
82.58 |
1.0319 |
-1.0065 |
71 |
2 |
81.41 |
2021-01-02 |
| 14. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
81.75 |
1.0953 |
-1.0685 |
117 |
1 |
81.75 |
2021-01-02 |
| 15. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
81.57 |
1.0280 |
-1.0201 |
119 |
1 |
81.57 |
2021-01-02 |
| 16. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
81.57 |
1.0319 |
-1.0171 |
87 |
1 |
81.57 |
2021-01-02 |
| 17. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
80.95 |
1.0431 |
-1.0109 |
114 |
2 |
80.50 |
2021-01-02 |
| 18. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
80.65 |
0.9839 |
-1.0047 |
89 |
1 |
80.65 |
2021-01-02 |
| 19. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
79.42 |
1.0516 |
-1.0250 |
127 |
1 |
79.42 |
2021-01-02 |
| 20. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
78.96 |
0.9823 |
-0.9643 |
79 |
1 |
78.96 |
2021-01-02 |
| 21. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
78.83 |
0.8968 |
-0.8262 |
85 |
1 |
78.83 |
2021-01-02 |
| 22. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
77.85 |
0.9157 |
-0.9361 |
116 |
2 |
76.30 |
2021-01-02 |
| 23. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
77.81 |
1.0928 |
-1.0584 |
110 |
1 |
77.81 |
2021-01-02 |
| 24. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
77.06 |
1.1086 |
-1.0692 |
81 |
1 |
77.06 |
2021-01-02 |
| 25. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
75.99 |
0.9923 |
-0.9771 |
121 |
1 |
75.99 |
2021-01-02 |
| 26. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
75.97 |
1.0557 |
-1.0499 |
68 |
1 |
75.97 |
2021-01-02 |
| 27. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
75.38 |
1.0703 |
-1.0419 |
122 |
1 |
75.38 |
2021-01-02 |
| 28. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
74.53 |
0.9403 |
-0.9634 |
59 |
2 |
71.73 |
2021-01-02 |
| 29. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
74.27 |
0.9907 |
-1.0162 |
56 |
2 |
73.93 |
2021-01-02 |
| 30. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
74.25 |
0.9925 |
-0.9852 |
143 |
1 |
74.25 |
2021-01-02 |
| 31. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
74.20 |
0.9581 |
-0.9944 |
79 |
1 |
74.20 |
2021-01-02 |
| 32. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
73.84 |
0.9863 |
-0.9691 |
66 |
3 |
70.81 |
2021-01-02 |
| 33. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
73.59 |
0.9846 |
-1.0175 |
144 |
1 |
73.59 |
2021-01-02 |
| 34. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
70.71 |
0.9614 |
-0.9427 |
142 |
1 |
70.71 |
2021-01-02 |
| 35. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
69.81 |
1.0276 |
-1.0631 |
75 |
1 |
69.81 |
2021-01-02 |
| 36. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
65.79 |
0.9741 |
-0.9660 |
101 |
1 |
65.79 |
2021-01-02 |