| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
153.04 |
1.0688 |
0.1125 |
97 |
1 |
153.04 |
2022-06-25 |
| 2. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
152.76 |
1.0560 |
0.1243 |
134 |
2 |
138.11 |
2022-06-25 |
| 3. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
150.53 |
1.0295 |
0.1332 |
155 |
3 |
142.82 |
2024-10-09 |
| 4. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
149.85 |
1.1443 |
0.0118 |
86 |
2 |
139.05 |
2024-10-09 |
| 5. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
147.92 |
1.0787 |
0.0613 |
63 |
1 |
147.92 |
2022-06-25 |
| 6. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
147.14 |
1.1273 |
0.0091 |
67 |
2 |
137.66 |
2022-06-25 |
| 7. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
143.61 |
1.0464 |
0.0617 |
138 |
2 |
142.11 |
2024-10-09 |
| 8. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
143.06 |
1.0168 |
0.0877 |
74 |
1 |
143.06 |
2022-06-25 |
| 9. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
142.42 |
1.0474 |
0.0527 |
223 |
3 |
130.14 |
2024-10-09 |
| 10. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
142.31 |
0.9900 |
0.1090 |
96 |
2 |
128.09 |
2022-06-25 |
| 11. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
139.27 |
0.9958 |
0.0783 |
55 |
2 |
132.07 |
2022-06-25 |
| 12. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
139.00 |
1.0389 |
0.0329 |
90 |
2 |
136.20 |
2022-06-25 |
| 13. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
138.74 |
0.9831 |
0.0860 |
107 |
1 |
138.74 |
2022-06-25 |
| 14. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
137.99 |
1.0476 |
0.0157 |
81 |
1 |
137.99 |
2022-06-25 |
| 15. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
137.46 |
1.0294 |
0.0296 |
57 |
2 |
136.58 |
2022-06-25 |
| 16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
132.22 |
1.0928 |
-0.0732 |
110 |
1 |
132.22 |
2022-06-25 |
| 17. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
131.23 |
1.0276 |
-0.0144 |
75 |
1 |
131.23 |
2024-10-09 |
| 18. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
130.28 |
1.1086 |
-0.1025 |
81 |
1 |
130.28 |
2022-06-25 |
| 19. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
128.29 |
1.0407 |
-0.0511 |
97 |
1 |
128.29 |
2022-06-25 |
| 20. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
128.14 |
1.0243 |
-0.0341 |
188 |
1 |
128.14 |
2024-10-09 |
| 21. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
126.42 |
1.0061 |
-0.0318 |
53 |
1 |
126.42 |
2022-06-25 |
| 22. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
125.38 |
0.9008 |
0.0670 |
129 |
1 |
125.38 |
2022-06-25 |
| 23. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
125.25 |
1.0577 |
-0.0930 |
77 |
1 |
125.25 |
2022-06-25 |
| 24. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
124.31 |
0.9958 |
-0.0375 |
82 |
1 |
124.31 |
2022-06-25 |
| 25. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
123.99 |
0.9403 |
0.0153 |
59 |
1 |
123.99 |
2022-06-25 |
| 26. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
123.64 |
1.0413 |
-0.0847 |
106 |
3 |
121.38 |
2022-06-25 |
| 27. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
121.29 |
1.0540 |
-0.1188 |
74 |
1 |
121.29 |
2022-06-25 |
| 28. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
119.95 |
0.9831 |
-0.0560 |
158 |
1 |
119.95 |
2022-06-25 |
| 29. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
119.36 |
1.0329 |
-0.1105 |
119 |
1 |
119.36 |
2022-06-25 |
| 30. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
119.08 |
1.0040 |
-0.0839 |
61 |
3 |
115.56 |
2022-06-25 |
| 31. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
118.89 |
1.0037 |
-0.0858 |
79 |
1 |
118.89 |
2022-06-25 |
| 32. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
118.02 |
1.0973 |
-0.1894 |
121 |
1 |
118.02 |
2022-06-25 |
| 33. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
117.10 |
1.0596 |
-0.1569 |
91 |
1 |
117.10 |
2022-06-25 |
| 34. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
116.43 |
1.0319 |
-0.1329 |
87 |
1 |
116.43 |
2024-10-09 |
| 35. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
116.31 |
0.9999 |
-0.0995 |
76 |
2 |
110.03 |
2022-06-25 |
| 36. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
116.30 |
1.0582 |
-0.1566 |
123 |
1 |
116.30 |
2022-06-25 |
| 37. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
115.03 |
0.9823 |
-0.0927 |
79 |
1 |
115.03 |
2024-10-09 |
| 38. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
114.29 |
1.0175 |
-0.1380 |
105 |
1 |
114.29 |
2022-06-25 |
| 39. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
112.10 |
0.9690 |
-0.1030 |
68 |
1 |
112.10 |
2022-06-25 |
| 40. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
110.16 |
0.9581 |
-0.1093 |
79 |
1 |
110.16 |
2022-06-25 |
| 41. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
109.63 |
1.0308 |
-0.1841 |
120 |
1 |
109.63 |
2022-06-25 |