| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
67.39 |
1.1245 |
1.1762 |
71 |
1 |
67.39 |
2024-02-17 |
| 2. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
63.09 |
1.0294 |
1.1202 |
57 |
3 |
49.39 |
2024-03-01 |
| 3. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
62.69 |
1.0973 |
1.0429 |
121 |
2 |
59.01 |
2024-02-17 |
| 4. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
61.09 |
1.0413 |
1.0461 |
106 |
3 |
55.00 |
2024-03-01 |
| 5. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
60.68 |
1.0928 |
0.9776 |
110 |
2 |
45.42 |
2024-02-17 |
| 6. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
59.21 |
1.0857 |
0.9349 |
138 |
1 |
59.21 |
2024-02-17 |
| 7. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
59.20 |
1.1273 |
0.8890 |
67 |
2 |
46.94 |
2024-02-14 |
| 8. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
59.03 |
1.0560 |
0.9551 |
134 |
2 |
56.26 |
2024-03-01 |
| 9. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
57.76 |
1.0398 |
0.9306 |
63 |
1 |
57.76 |
2024-02-14 |
| 10. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
57.59 |
0.9805 |
0.9790 |
65 |
1 |
57.59 |
2024-02-17 |
| 11. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
57.48 |
1.1443 |
0.8157 |
86 |
4 |
44.72 |
2024-03-01 |
| 12. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
56.95 |
1.0783 |
0.8622 |
110 |
1 |
56.95 |
2024-02-14 |
| 13. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
56.95 |
1.0308 |
0.9153 |
120 |
2 |
41.87 |
2024-03-01 |
| 14. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
56.07 |
0.9955 |
0.9195 |
121 |
1 |
56.07 |
2024-02-17 |
| 15. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
55.72 |
1.1086 |
0.7932 |
81 |
4 |
40.40 |
2024-02-17 |
| 16. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
54.23 |
1.0476 |
0.8007 |
81 |
2 |
41.38 |
2024-02-17 |
| 17. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
53.06 |
1.1018 |
0.7056 |
99 |
1 |
53.06 |
2024-03-01 |
| 18. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
53.00 |
1.0156 |
0.7901 |
106 |
4 |
43.97 |
2024-02-17 |
| 19. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
52.94 |
1.0577 |
0.7460 |
77 |
3 |
41.62 |
2024-02-14 |
| 20. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
52.74 |
1.0596 |
0.7391 |
91 |
4 |
44.03 |
2024-02-14 |
| 21. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
51.52 |
1.0319 |
0.7272 |
71 |
3 |
33.71 |
2024-02-14 |
| 22. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
51.48 |
0.9839 |
0.7744 |
89 |
2 |
47.02 |
2024-03-01 |
| 23. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
50.98 |
1.0499 |
0.6874 |
113 |
1 |
50.98 |
2024-02-14 |
| 24. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
50.84 |
1.0168 |
0.7209 |
74 |
3 |
43.27 |
2024-02-17 |
| 25. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
50.13 |
1.0295 |
0.6823 |
155 |
1 |
50.13 |
2024-03-01 |
| 26. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
49.97 |
1.0061 |
0.6885 |
53 |
1 |
49.97 |
2024-02-17 |
| 27. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
49.60 |
1.0175 |
0.6698 |
105 |
1 |
49.60 |
2024-02-14 |
| 28. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
48.88 |
1.0082 |
0.6642 |
107 |
2 |
47.87 |
2024-02-17 |
| 29. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
47.95 |
0.9831 |
0.6572 |
158 |
1 |
47.95 |
2024-02-17 |
| 30. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
47.82 |
1.0319 |
0.5998 |
87 |
1 |
47.82 |
2024-02-17 |
| 31. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
47.71 |
1.0953 |
0.5305 |
117 |
2 |
40.78 |
2024-02-17 |
| 32. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
47.43 |
1.0407 |
0.5762 |
97 |
2 |
37.36 |
2024-02-14 |
| 33. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
47.28 |
1.0175 |
0.5955 |
66 |
1 |
47.28 |
2024-02-17 |
| 34. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
47.20 |
0.9846 |
0.6263 |
144 |
2 |
44.31 |
2024-02-17 |
| 35. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
47.13 |
1.0134 |
0.5955 |
103 |
1 |
47.13 |
2024-02-17 |
| 36. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
44.86 |
0.9720 |
0.5596 |
146 |
2 |
35.31 |
2024-02-14 |
| 37. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
44.78 |
0.9999 |
0.5230 |
76 |
1 |
44.78 |
2024-02-14 |
| 38. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
44.56 |
0.9925 |
0.5281 |
143 |
1 |
44.56 |
2024-02-14 |
| 39. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
44.49 |
0.9958 |
0.5185 |
55 |
1 |
44.49 |
2024-02-17 |
| 40. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
43.92 |
0.9923 |
0.5086 |
121 |
1 |
43.92 |
2024-02-14 |
| 41. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
41.78 |
0.8968 |
0.5292 |
85 |
1 |
41.78 |
2024-02-17 |
| 42. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
41.24 |
0.8672 |
0.5359 |
115 |
1 |
41.24 |
2024-02-17 |
| 43. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
40.81 |
0.9416 |
0.4515 |
131 |
1 |
40.81 |
2024-02-17 |
| 44. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
39.95 |
1.0787 |
0.2786 |
63 |
2 |
39.64 |
2024-02-14 |
| 45. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
38.58 |
1.0889 |
0.2259 |
162 |
1 |
38.58 |
2021-11-09 |
| 46. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
37.53 |
0.9505 |
0.3274 |
74 |
2 |
32.62 |
2024-02-14 |
| 47. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
35.15 |
0.9831 |
0.2123 |
107 |
1 |
35.15 |
2021-11-09 |
| 48. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
35.11 |
1.0684 |
0.1244 |
142 |
1 |
35.11 |
2021-11-06 |
| 49. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
35.07 |
0.9638 |
0.2290 |
86 |
1 |
35.07 |
2024-02-17 |
| 50. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
32.25 |
0.9763 |
0.1281 |
165 |
3 |
30.06 |
2021-11-09 |
| 51. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
31.84 |
1.0567 |
0.0318 |
81 |
1 |
31.84 |
2021-11-07 |
| 52. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
31.45 |
1.0305 |
0.0402 |
93 |
2 |
30.51 |
2021-11-06 |
| 53. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
31.12 |
0.9563 |
0.0993 |
69 |
1 |
31.12 |
2021-11-06 |
| 54. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
31.08 |
1.0259 |
0.0293 |
53 |
1 |
31.08 |
2021-11-05 |
| 55. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
29.90 |
1.0557 |
-0.0424 |
68 |
1 |
29.90 |
2021-11-06 |
| 56. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
29.23 |
1.0692 |
-0.0709 |
103 |
1 |
29.23 |
2021-11-06 |
| 57. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
28.73 |
0.9741 |
0.0112 |
101 |
1 |
28.73 |
2021-11-05 |
| 58. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
28.18 |
1.0206 |
-0.0614 |
103 |
1 |
28.18 |
2021-11-06 |
| 59. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
27.33 |
0.9008 |
0.0318 |
129 |
1 |
27.33 |
2021-11-06 |
| 60. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
27.02 |
1.0540 |
-0.1405 |
74 |
2 |
25.82 |
2021-11-06 |
| 61. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
26.19 |
0.9403 |
-0.0501 |
59 |
1 |
26.19 |
2021-11-07 |
| 62. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
25.17 |
1.0329 |
-0.1747 |
119 |
1 |
25.17 |
2021-11-07 |
| 63. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
24.02 |
1.0062 |
-0.1906 |
89 |
2 |
23.54 |
2021-11-07 |
| 64. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
23.35 |
0.9581 |
-0.1587 |
79 |
1 |
23.35 |
2021-11-06 |
| 65. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
22.93 |
1.0431 |
-0.2627 |
114 |
1 |
22.93 |
2021-11-05 |
| 66. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
22.47 |
1.0280 |
-0.2649 |
119 |
1 |
22.47 |
2021-11-06 |
| 67. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
20.49 |
0.9907 |
-0.2941 |
56 |
1 |
20.49 |
2021-11-06 |