| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
96.94 |
1.0577 |
0.4405 |
77 |
1 |
96.94 |
2024-01-08 |
| 2. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
90.52 |
1.0783 |
0.3204 |
110 |
3 |
78.59 |
2024-01-08 |
| 3. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
89.71 |
1.0596 |
0.3285 |
91 |
2 |
78.78 |
2023-05-06 |
| 4. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
88.93 |
1.1086 |
0.2688 |
81 |
3 |
70.81 |
2024-01-08 |
| 5. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
87.76 |
1.1443 |
0.2131 |
86 |
2 |
81.90 |
2023-03-30 |
| 6. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
86.72 |
1.0973 |
0.2464 |
121 |
1 |
86.72 |
2024-01-08 |
| 7. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
84.60 |
0.9886 |
0.3156 |
91 |
3 |
64.99 |
2024-01-08 |
| 8. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
83.71 |
1.0476 |
0.2463 |
81 |
1 |
83.71 |
2024-01-08 |
| 9. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
83.24 |
1.0688 |
0.2221 |
97 |
1 |
83.24 |
2024-01-08 |
| 10. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
81.84 |
1.0156 |
0.2487 |
106 |
1 |
81.84 |
2024-01-08 |
| 11. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
79.09 |
1.0389 |
0.1809 |
90 |
2 |
72.03 |
2023-07-08 |
| 12. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
78.87 |
0.9958 |
0.2217 |
82 |
3 |
62.25 |
2023-04-02 |
| 13. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
78.33 |
0.9839 |
0.2305 |
89 |
2 |
72.48 |
2023-03-12 |
| 14. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
76.83 |
1.0305 |
0.1567 |
93 |
1 |
76.83 |
2023-03-13 |
| 15. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
76.77 |
1.0516 |
0.1359 |
127 |
2 |
76.00 |
2023-07-08 |
| 16. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
76.51 |
1.0738 |
0.1137 |
114 |
1 |
76.51 |
2024-01-08 |
| 17. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
75.87 |
1.0499 |
0.1225 |
113 |
3 |
60.84 |
2024-01-08 |
| 18. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
72.72 |
1.0407 |
0.0837 |
97 |
3 |
72.04 |
2023-03-12 |
| 19. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
72.52 |
1.1273 |
-0.0083 |
67 |
2 |
63.47 |
2023-03-15 |
| 20. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
72.51 |
0.9863 |
0.1336 |
66 |
4 |
66.58 |
2024-01-08 |
| 21. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
72.01 |
1.0276 |
0.0872 |
75 |
1 |
72.01 |
2023-05-06 |
| 22. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
71.82 |
0.9805 |
0.1258 |
65 |
2 |
69.59 |
2024-01-08 |
| 23. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
71.37 |
1.0582 |
0.0526 |
123 |
1 |
71.37 |
2024-01-08 |
| 24. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
71.27 |
1.0037 |
0.0924 |
79 |
2 |
67.60 |
2023-03-15 |
| 25. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
71.25 |
1.0413 |
0.0646 |
106 |
4 |
66.77 |
2024-01-08 |
| 26. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
70.85 |
1.0040 |
0.0852 |
61 |
2 |
62.87 |
2023-04-02 |
| 27. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
70.07 |
0.9958 |
0.0853 |
55 |
1 |
70.07 |
2024-01-08 |
| 28. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
69.45 |
1.0698 |
-0.0023 |
122 |
1 |
69.45 |
2023-03-12 |
| 29. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
69.11 |
1.0560 |
0.0108 |
134 |
1 |
69.11 |
2024-01-08 |
| 30. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
68.35 |
1.0243 |
0.0352 |
188 |
1 |
68.35 |
2023-03-11 |
| 31. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
67.63 |
1.1018 |
-0.0579 |
99 |
2 |
64.42 |
2024-01-08 |
| 32. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
67.41 |
1.0175 |
0.0210 |
105 |
2 |
62.66 |
2024-01-08 |
| 33. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
67.18 |
1.0175 |
0.0223 |
66 |
3 |
64.42 |
2023-05-28 |
| 34. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
66.78 |
1.0511 |
-0.0188 |
110 |
1 |
66.78 |
2023-03-12 |
| 35. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
66.34 |
1.0857 |
-0.0584 |
138 |
2 |
62.95 |
2023-03-11 |
| 36. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
65.69 |
0.9831 |
0.0381 |
158 |
1 |
65.69 |
2023-05-28 |
| 37. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
65.46 |
1.0417 |
-0.0299 |
101 |
2 |
63.64 |
2024-01-08 |
| 38. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
64.89 |
1.0953 |
-0.0928 |
117 |
1 |
64.89 |
2022-10-01 |
| 39. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
64.33 |
1.0464 |
-0.0514 |
138 |
1 |
64.33 |
2023-03-12 |
| 40. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
63.20 |
1.0308 |
-0.0496 |
120 |
2 |
59.70 |
2023-05-28 |
| 41. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
63.05 |
0.9907 |
-0.0170 |
56 |
1 |
63.05 |
2023-03-12 |
| 42. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
62.74 |
1.0319 |
-0.0595 |
71 |
2 |
61.90 |
2023-03-11 |
| 43. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
62.67 |
1.0787 |
-0.1143 |
63 |
2 |
56.59 |
2023-04-02 |
| 44. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
61.64 |
1.0082 |
-0.0494 |
107 |
1 |
61.64 |
2023-03-12 |
| 45. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
61.06 |
0.9773 |
-0.0340 |
109 |
1 |
61.06 |
2023-05-06 |
| 46. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
60.72 |
0.9638 |
-0.0276 |
86 |
2 |
60.47 |
2023-03-30 |
| 47. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
60.32 |
1.0107 |
-0.0868 |
154 |
1 |
60.32 |
2023-07-09 |
| 48. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
59.98 |
0.9741 |
-0.0404 |
101 |
2 |
57.05 |
2024-01-08 |
| 49. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
57.47 |
1.0557 |
-0.1728 |
68 |
2 |
56.49 |
2023-03-11 |
| 50. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
57.14 |
0.9999 |
-0.1203 |
76 |
2 |
53.86 |
2023-04-02 |
| 51. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
57.00 |
1.0684 |
-0.1911 |
142 |
1 |
57.00 |
2023-03-11 |
| 52. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
55.76 |
0.9900 |
-0.1264 |
96 |
1 |
55.76 |
2023-04-02 |
| 53. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
54.87 |
0.9831 |
-0.1376 |
107 |
1 |
54.87 |
2023-03-15 |
| 54. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
54.50 |
0.9177 |
-0.0783 |
64 |
1 |
54.50 |
2023-03-15 |
| 55. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
54.08 |
0.8968 |
-0.0592 |
85 |
1 |
54.08 |
2023-07-08 |
| 56. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
52.29 |
0.9846 |
-0.1747 |
144 |
1 |
52.29 |
2023-03-11 |
| 57. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
51.33 |
0.9923 |
-0.1954 |
121 |
1 |
51.33 |
2022-01-23 |
| 58. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
50.85 |
1.0329 |
-0.2462 |
119 |
1 |
50.85 |
2023-03-15 |
| 59. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
50.49 |
1.0706 |
-0.2937 |
56 |
1 |
50.49 |
2023-03-12 |
| 60. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
49.84 |
0.9403 |
-0.1721 |
59 |
1 |
49.84 |
2023-03-10 |
| 61. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
49.13 |
1.0294 |
-0.2721 |
57 |
1 |
49.13 |
2023-03-11 |
| 62. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
48.99 |
1.0540 |
-0.3039 |
74 |
1 |
48.99 |
2023-03-12 |
| 63. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
34.57 |
0.9157 |
-0.3838 |
116 |
1 |
34.57 |
2023-03-11 |