| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
93.09 |
1.1443 |
0.3562 |
86 |
1 |
93.09 |
2022-02-01 |
| 2. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
87.92 |
1.0516 |
0.3604 |
127 |
3 |
72.35 |
2022-02-02 |
| 3. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
87.82 |
1.0560 |
0.3564 |
134 |
1 |
87.82 |
2022-02-02 |
| 4. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
78.17 |
1.0973 |
0.1624 |
121 |
2 |
71.31 |
2022-02-02 |
| 5. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
76.53 |
1.1273 |
0.0929 |
67 |
1 |
76.53 |
2022-02-02 |
| 6. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
72.50 |
1.0280 |
0.1394 |
119 |
2 |
69.01 |
2022-02-01 |
| 7. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
72.26 |
1.0417 |
0.1213 |
101 |
1 |
72.26 |
2022-02-02 |
| 8. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
71.49 |
1.0134 |
0.1388 |
103 |
2 |
69.11 |
2022-02-02 |
| 9. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
71.25 |
0.9763 |
0.1798 |
165 |
1 |
71.25 |
2022-02-02 |
| 10. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
70.91 |
0.9741 |
0.1757 |
101 |
1 |
70.91 |
2022-02-01 |
| 11. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
70.18 |
0.9839 |
0.1499 |
89 |
2 |
64.66 |
2022-02-02 |
| 12. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
68.20 |
1.0206 |
0.0727 |
103 |
1 |
68.20 |
2022-02-01 |
| 13. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
67.21 |
1.0329 |
0.0429 |
119 |
1 |
67.21 |
2022-02-01 |
| 14. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
67.01 |
1.0431 |
0.0378 |
114 |
2 |
64.31 |
2022-02-02 |
| 15. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
66.14 |
1.0688 |
0.0062 |
97 |
1 |
66.14 |
2022-02-02 |
| 16. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
64.63 |
0.9958 |
0.0423 |
82 |
1 |
64.63 |
2022-02-02 |
| 17. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
64.33 |
0.9638 |
0.0729 |
86 |
1 |
64.33 |
2022-02-02 |
| 18. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
64.05 |
1.0928 |
-0.0630 |
110 |
1 |
64.05 |
2022-02-02 |
| 19. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
63.66 |
1.0156 |
0.0084 |
106 |
1 |
63.66 |
2022-02-01 |
| 20. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
63.12 |
0.9416 |
0.0731 |
131 |
1 |
63.12 |
2022-02-01 |
| 21. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
61.72 |
1.0305 |
-0.0386 |
93 |
1 |
61.72 |
2022-02-02 |
| 22. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
61.63 |
0.9614 |
0.0322 |
142 |
1 |
61.63 |
2022-02-01 |
| 23. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
60.89 |
0.9900 |
-0.0031 |
96 |
1 |
60.89 |
2022-02-02 |
| 24. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
60.31 |
1.1245 |
-0.1516 |
71 |
1 |
60.31 |
2022-02-01 |
| 25. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
58.29 |
1.0168 |
-0.0745 |
74 |
1 |
58.29 |
2022-02-01 |
| 26. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
57.41 |
1.0577 |
-0.1328 |
77 |
1 |
57.41 |
2022-02-01 |
| 27. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
54.44 |
0.8672 |
0.0071 |
115 |
3 |
51.70 |
2022-02-02 |
| 28. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
54.05 |
1.0684 |
-0.2056 |
142 |
1 |
54.05 |
2022-02-01 |
| 29. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
53.75 |
1.0319 |
-0.1636 |
71 |
1 |
53.75 |
2022-02-02 |
| 30. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
51.19 |
0.9955 |
-0.1678 |
121 |
1 |
51.19 |
2022-02-01 |
| 31. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
51.00 |
0.9690 |
-0.1526 |
68 |
2 |
50.44 |
2022-02-02 |
| 32. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
45.02 |
1.0259 |
-0.3113 |
53 |
1 |
45.02 |
2022-02-01 |
| 33. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
44.16 |
1.0319 |
-0.3185 |
87 |
1 |
44.16 |
2022-02-02 |
| 34. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
41.41 |
0.9505 |
-0.2890 |
74 |
1 |
41.41 |
2022-02-02 |
| 35. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
35.07 |
0.9008 |
-0.3356 |
129 |
1 |
35.07 |
2022-02-02 |
| 36. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
19.85 |
1.0037 |
-0.7003 |
79 |
1 |
19.85 |
2022-02-01 |