| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
92.63 |
1.0889 |
0.1587 |
162 |
2 |
88.47 |
2021-05-19 |
| 2. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
91.38 |
1.0295 |
0.2085 |
155 |
2 |
91.37 |
2021-05-19 |
| 3. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
90.70 |
1.0557 |
0.1713 |
68 |
2 |
89.86 |
2021-05-19 |
| 4. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
87.89 |
1.0684 |
0.1133 |
142 |
1 |
87.89 |
2021-05-19 |
| 5. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
86.68 |
1.1443 |
0.0390 |
86 |
1 |
86.68 |
2021-05-19 |
| 6. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
83.05 |
1.0973 |
0.0127 |
121 |
1 |
83.05 |
2021-05-19 |
| 7. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
82.96 |
1.1086 |
0.0044 |
81 |
1 |
82.96 |
2021-05-19 |
| 8. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
82.39 |
0.9805 |
0.1186 |
65 |
1 |
82.39 |
2021-05-19 |
| 9. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
82.24 |
0.9638 |
0.1483 |
86 |
1 |
82.24 |
2021-05-19 |
| 10. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
81.15 |
1.0560 |
0.0435 |
134 |
2 |
80.12 |
2021-05-19 |
| 11. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
80.41 |
1.0577 |
0.0217 |
77 |
2 |
78.44 |
2021-05-19 |
| 12. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
79.99 |
0.8968 |
0.1747 |
85 |
1 |
79.99 |
2021-05-19 |
| 13. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
79.60 |
1.0294 |
0.0549 |
57 |
1 |
79.60 |
2021-05-19 |
| 14. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
79.07 |
1.0280 |
0.0392 |
119 |
1 |
79.07 |
2021-05-19 |
| 15. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
78.78 |
0.9741 |
0.0945 |
101 |
1 |
78.78 |
2021-05-19 |
| 16. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
78.65 |
1.0407 |
0.0199 |
97 |
2 |
70.17 |
2021-05-19 |
| 17. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
78.39 |
1.0037 |
0.0247 |
79 |
2 |
66.19 |
2021-05-19 |
| 18. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
76.92 |
1.0398 |
-0.0149 |
63 |
1 |
76.92 |
2021-05-19 |
| 19. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
76.46 |
1.0516 |
-0.0321 |
127 |
1 |
76.46 |
2021-05-19 |
| 20. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
76.33 |
1.0540 |
-0.0320 |
74 |
1 |
76.33 |
2021-05-19 |
| 21. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
76.23 |
1.0511 |
-0.0165 |
110 |
1 |
76.23 |
2021-05-19 |
| 22. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
75.84 |
1.0413 |
-0.0225 |
106 |
1 |
75.84 |
2021-05-19 |
| 23. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
75.71 |
0.9614 |
0.0614 |
142 |
1 |
75.71 |
2021-05-19 |
| 24. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
75.62 |
0.9839 |
0.0351 |
89 |
1 |
75.62 |
2021-05-18 |
| 25. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
75.62 |
0.9831 |
0.0465 |
158 |
3 |
70.20 |
2021-05-19 |
| 26. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
75.47 |
1.0319 |
-0.0115 |
71 |
1 |
75.47 |
2021-05-19 |
| 27. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
75.04 |
1.0305 |
-0.0164 |
93 |
2 |
72.29 |
2021-05-19 |
| 28. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
75.03 |
0.9177 |
0.1051 |
64 |
1 |
75.03 |
2021-05-19 |
| 29. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
74.94 |
1.0243 |
-0.0061 |
188 |
1 |
74.94 |
2021-05-19 |
| 30. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
74.67 |
1.0928 |
-0.0872 |
110 |
1 |
74.67 |
2022-01-30 |
| 31. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
73.20 |
1.0175 |
-0.0316 |
66 |
1 |
73.20 |
2021-05-19 |
| 32. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
70.47 |
0.9831 |
-0.0336 |
107 |
2 |
61.51 |
2021-05-19 |
| 33. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
70.01 |
1.0706 |
-0.1332 |
56 |
1 |
70.01 |
2021-05-19 |
| 34. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
69.42 |
1.0107 |
-0.0915 |
154 |
1 |
69.42 |
2021-05-19 |
| 35. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
68.89 |
1.0787 |
-0.1569 |
63 |
1 |
68.89 |
2021-05-19 |
| 36. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
68.06 |
1.0156 |
-0.0940 |
106 |
1 |
68.06 |
2021-05-19 |
| 37. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
67.01 |
0.8672 |
0.0268 |
115 |
1 |
67.01 |
2021-05-19 |
| 38. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
66.58 |
1.0319 |
-0.1316 |
87 |
1 |
66.58 |
2021-05-19 |
| 39. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
65.46 |
0.9720 |
-0.0817 |
146 |
1 |
65.46 |
2022-01-30 |
| 40. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
65.05 |
0.9907 |
-0.1150 |
56 |
2 |
64.60 |
2021-05-19 |
| 41. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
64.61 |
1.0259 |
-0.1618 |
53 |
2 |
60.23 |
2021-05-19 |
| 42. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
63.35 |
1.0688 |
-0.2065 |
97 |
1 |
63.35 |
2021-05-19 |
| 43. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
59.17 |
1.0476 |
-0.2659 |
81 |
1 |
59.17 |
2021-05-19 |
| 44. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
57.29 |
1.0389 |
-0.2743 |
90 |
1 |
57.29 |
2021-05-19 |
| 45. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
56.67 |
0.9923 |
-0.2258 |
121 |
1 |
56.67 |
2021-05-19 |
| 46. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
56.09 |
1.1273 |
-0.3810 |
67 |
1 |
56.09 |
2022-01-30 |
| 47. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
55.43 |
0.9008 |
-0.1542 |
129 |
1 |
55.43 |
2021-05-19 |
| 48. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
48.03 |
0.9403 |
-0.3067 |
59 |
1 |
48.03 |
2021-05-19 |