| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
98.49 |
1.1245 |
0.2872 |
71 |
3 |
72.75 |
2021-01-26 |
| 2. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
86.06 |
1.0319 |
0.2210 |
71 |
5 |
67.48 |
2021-01-29 |
| 3. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
84.85 |
1.0928 |
0.1483 |
110 |
3 |
80.35 |
2021-01-21 |
| 4. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
84.61 |
1.0688 |
0.1678 |
97 |
4 |
79.96 |
2021-01-21 |
| 5. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
84.42 |
1.1086 |
0.1086 |
81 |
1 |
84.42 |
2021-01-18 |
| 6. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
79.68 |
0.9955 |
0.1693 |
121 |
2 |
75.97 |
2021-01-20 |
| 7. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
79.33 |
1.0511 |
0.1184 |
110 |
2 |
64.53 |
2021-01-21 |
| 8. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
78.81 |
0.9763 |
0.1900 |
165 |
3 |
66.48 |
2021-01-22 |
| 9. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
78.48 |
1.0953 |
0.0361 |
117 |
3 |
76.24 |
2021-01-28 |
| 10. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
77.79 |
1.0295 |
0.1147 |
155 |
1 |
77.79 |
2021-01-21 |
| 11. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
77.77 |
1.0062 |
0.1263 |
89 |
3 |
65.05 |
2021-01-21 |
| 12. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
77.28 |
1.0787 |
0.0189 |
63 |
1 |
77.28 |
2021-01-18 |
| 13. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
77.21 |
1.0398 |
0.0726 |
63 |
3 |
74.54 |
2021-02-10 |
| 14. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
76.52 |
1.0684 |
0.0536 |
142 |
4 |
68.29 |
2021-04-16 |
| 15. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
75.51 |
1.1018 |
-0.0022 |
99 |
1 |
75.51 |
2021-01-26 |
| 16. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
75.49 |
0.9690 |
0.1249 |
68 |
1 |
75.49 |
2021-01-27 |
| 17. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
75.36 |
0.8968 |
0.1857 |
85 |
3 |
59.63 |
2021-02-10 |
| 18. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
73.85 |
0.9958 |
0.0528 |
82 |
2 |
66.76 |
2021-01-26 |
| 19. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
73.12 |
1.0889 |
-0.0240 |
162 |
1 |
73.12 |
2021-01-20 |
| 20. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
72.91 |
0.9831 |
0.0679 |
158 |
4 |
62.66 |
2021-01-26 |
| 21. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
72.65 |
1.0294 |
0.0202 |
57 |
1 |
72.65 |
2021-01-21 |
| 22. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
72.40 |
1.0308 |
0.0251 |
120 |
1 |
72.40 |
2021-01-20 |
| 23. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
72.17 |
1.0168 |
0.0160 |
74 |
2 |
58.99 |
2021-02-08 |
| 24. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
72.10 |
1.0706 |
-0.0297 |
56 |
1 |
72.10 |
2021-01-28 |
| 25. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
71.79 |
1.0499 |
0.0196 |
113 |
1 |
71.79 |
2021-01-28 |
| 26. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
70.97 |
0.9839 |
0.0504 |
89 |
1 |
70.97 |
2021-01-26 |
| 27. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
70.40 |
0.9741 |
0.0559 |
101 |
1 |
70.40 |
2021-01-18 |
| 28. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
70.33 |
1.0243 |
0.0058 |
188 |
1 |
70.33 |
2021-01-18 |
| 29. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
70.11 |
0.9900 |
0.0395 |
96 |
3 |
64.33 |
2021-01-21 |
| 30. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
69.04 |
0.9805 |
0.0111 |
65 |
3 |
66.62 |
2021-04-16 |
| 31. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
67.70 |
1.0582 |
-0.0844 |
123 |
1 |
67.70 |
2021-02-02 |
| 32. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
67.57 |
1.0474 |
-0.0627 |
223 |
1 |
67.57 |
2021-01-22 |
| 33. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
67.53 |
0.9992 |
-0.0235 |
81 |
3 |
66.21 |
2021-01-22 |
| 34. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
67.52 |
1.0280 |
-0.0317 |
119 |
2 |
63.26 |
2021-01-26 |
| 35. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
67.18 |
1.0516 |
-0.0736 |
127 |
1 |
67.18 |
2021-01-22 |
| 36. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
66.79 |
0.9773 |
-0.0170 |
109 |
4 |
60.08 |
2021-01-29 |
| 37. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
65.98 |
0.9720 |
-0.0238 |
146 |
3 |
63.94 |
2021-02-08 |
| 38. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
65.85 |
0.9638 |
0.0075 |
86 |
4 |
52.54 |
2021-02-08 |
| 39. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
65.78 |
0.9831 |
-0.0309 |
107 |
1 |
65.78 |
2021-01-21 |
| 40. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
65.68 |
1.0703 |
-0.1121 |
122 |
1 |
65.68 |
2021-01-22 |
| 41. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
65.03 |
1.0464 |
-0.1071 |
138 |
1 |
65.03 |
2021-01-28 |
| 42. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
64.41 |
1.0557 |
-0.1147 |
68 |
1 |
64.41 |
2021-01-26 |
| 43. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
64.22 |
0.9581 |
-0.0251 |
79 |
1 |
64.22 |
2021-01-26 |
| 44. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
63.51 |
0.9923 |
-0.0613 |
121 |
4 |
60.50 |
2021-01-28 |
| 45. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
62.92 |
0.9823 |
-0.0576 |
79 |
3 |
53.89 |
2021-03-11 |
| 46. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
62.82 |
0.9505 |
-0.0447 |
74 |
2 |
55.26 |
2021-01-29 |
| 47. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
62.50 |
1.0540 |
-0.1494 |
74 |
5 |
53.62 |
2021-02-02 |
| 48. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
60.37 |
0.9416 |
-0.1001 |
131 |
1 |
60.37 |
2021-01-28 |
| 49. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
59.77 |
0.9157 |
-0.0324 |
116 |
2 |
59.58 |
2021-01-21 |
| 50. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
58.83 |
0.9886 |
-0.1387 |
91 |
1 |
58.83 |
2021-03-31 |
| 51. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
58.26 |
1.0413 |
-0.1979 |
106 |
2 |
53.96 |
2021-03-11 |
| 52. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
58.20 |
1.0577 |
-0.2159 |
77 |
4 |
57.47 |
2021-01-29 |
| 53. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
57.74 |
0.8672 |
-0.0282 |
115 |
1 |
57.74 |
2021-01-18 |
| 54. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
57.69 |
1.0738 |
-0.2272 |
114 |
1 |
57.69 |
2021-02-10 |
| 55. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
55.86 |
1.0259 |
-0.2507 |
53 |
1 |
55.86 |
2021-02-02 |
| 56. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
51.34 |
0.9403 |
-0.2088 |
59 |
2 |
50.42 |
2021-01-18 |
| 57. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
50.93 |
0.9008 |
-0.1506 |
129 |
2 |
49.11 |
2021-01-19 |
| 58. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
49.72 |
0.9614 |
-0.2248 |
142 |
1 |
49.72 |
2021-01-18 |
| 59. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
43.43 |
1.0175 |
-0.3917 |
105 |
1 |
43.43 |
2021-01-29 |