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1. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... 59.70 1.1086 -1.0692 81 1 59.70 2020-12-24
2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 56.40 1.0953 -1.0685 117 1 56.40 2020-12-24
3. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 54.20 1.0783 -1.0975 110 2 53.34 2021-01-07
4. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 54.01 1.1245 -1.0745 71 2 51.25 2020-12-10
5. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 52.97 1.0431 -1.0109 114 1 52.97 2020-12-24
6. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 51.71 1.0308 -1.0234 120 1 51.71 2020-12-24
7. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 50.41 1.0398 -1.0250 63 2 47.48 2020-12-24
8. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 50.14 0.9900 -0.9554 96 1 50.14 2021-01-07
9. An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... 49.94 1.0474 -1.0105 223 1 49.94 2020-12-24
10. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 49.32 0.9958 -0.9953 82 1 49.32 2021-01-07
11. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 49.19 0.9839 -1.0047 89 2 44.57 2020-12-24
12. I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... 48.15 0.9773 -0.9896 109 1 48.15 2020-12-24
13. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... 48.08 0.9798 -0.9761 96 5 41.94 2020-12-10
14. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 46.89 1.0577 -1.0093 77 1 46.89 2020-12-24
15. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 46.50 1.0319 -1.0171 87 2 45.40 2020-12-24
16. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 45.87 1.0243 -1.0329 188 1 45.87 2020-12-24
17. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 45.05 1.0889 -1.1068 162 1 45.05 2020-12-24
18. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 44.99 0.9720 -0.9721 146 1 44.99 2020-12-24
19. A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... 44.84 0.9955 -0.9382 121 1 44.84 2020-12-24
20. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 44.59 0.9805 -0.9705 65 2 39.22 2020-12-24
21. Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... 44.43 0.8968 -0.8262 85 1 44.43 2020-12-24
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 43.72 0.9863 -0.9691 66 4 38.94 2020-12-10
23. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 43.66 1.0319 -1.0065 71 2 43.63 2021-01-07
24. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... 42.98 0.9646 -0.9909 96 1 42.98 2020-12-10
25. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... 42.85 1.1018 -1.0595 99 1 42.85 2020-12-10
26. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 41.72 0.9581 -0.9944 79 2 38.61 2020-12-10
27. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 41.50 0.9638 -0.9313 86 1 41.50 2020-12-10
28. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... 41.45 1.0295 -1.0221 155 1 41.45 2020-12-10
29. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 40.58 0.9008 -0.9216 129 2 36.99 2020-12-24
30. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... 40.14 1.0567 -1.0077 81 1 40.14 2020-12-10
31. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... 38.12 0.9157 -0.9361 116 2 37.26 2020-12-24
32. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 37.93 0.9823 -0.9643 79 1 37.93 2021-01-07
33. You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... 37.07 0.9563 0.0000 69 1 37.07 2020-12-08
34. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 36.85 0.9763 -0.9635 165 1 36.85 2020-12-24
35. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 36.45 0.9992 -0.9903 81 1 36.45 2020-12-07
36. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 35.47 0.9741 -0.9660 101 2 34.38 2020-12-24
37. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 34.18 1.0688 -1.0375 97 1 34.18 2020-12-08