| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
107.39 |
1.0398 |
0.2766 |
63 |
11 |
82.44 |
2021-05-05 |
| 2. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
104.27 |
1.0703 |
0.2205 |
122 |
6 |
94.07 |
2021-01-15 |
| 3. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
103.55 |
1.0928 |
0.1942 |
110 |
8 |
85.82 |
2021-01-24 |
| 4. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
102.17 |
1.1245 |
0.1184 |
71 |
4 |
92.19 |
2021-02-05 |
| 5. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
100.62 |
1.0540 |
0.1844 |
74 |
7 |
71.14 |
2021-01-19 |
| 6. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
99.42 |
1.0706 |
0.1501 |
56 |
5 |
87.67 |
2021-02-05 |
| 7. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
99.33 |
1.0511 |
0.1923 |
110 |
7 |
76.53 |
2021-01-24 |
| 8. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
98.44 |
1.0280 |
0.2024 |
119 |
10 |
78.19 |
2021-02-04 |
| 9. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
97.15 |
1.0857 |
0.1137 |
138 |
6 |
81.50 |
2021-01-24 |
| 10. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
95.48 |
1.0557 |
0.1281 |
68 |
8 |
74.87 |
2021-02-05 |
| 11. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
93.66 |
1.0953 |
0.0525 |
117 |
2 |
92.45 |
2021-01-15 |
| 12. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
91.90 |
1.0738 |
0.0689 |
114 |
4 |
83.44 |
2021-01-24 |
| 13. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
91.26 |
1.0516 |
0.0770 |
127 |
7 |
82.26 |
2021-01-24 |
| 14. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
90.49 |
1.0688 |
0.0563 |
97 |
10 |
78.81 |
2021-01-24 |
| 15. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
89.72 |
0.9839 |
0.1271 |
89 |
7 |
75.90 |
2021-02-05 |
| 16. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
89.32 |
1.0474 |
0.0584 |
223 |
5 |
82.80 |
2021-01-12 |
| 17. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
88.74 |
0.9955 |
0.1077 |
121 |
3 |
79.58 |
2021-01-19 |
| 18. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
88.50 |
1.0308 |
0.0661 |
120 |
6 |
73.32 |
2021-01-24 |
| 19. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
87.90 |
1.0684 |
0.0275 |
142 |
1 |
87.90 |
2020-12-25 |
| 20. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
87.57 |
1.0319 |
0.0546 |
87 |
7 |
80.47 |
2021-02-04 |
| 21. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
87.28 |
1.0243 |
0.0617 |
188 |
6 |
79.82 |
2021-01-24 |
| 22. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
86.46 |
0.9823 |
0.0956 |
79 |
3 |
73.35 |
2021-03-22 |
| 23. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
86.19 |
0.9846 |
0.0960 |
144 |
9 |
67.24 |
2021-03-22 |
| 24. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
86.03 |
1.0431 |
0.0264 |
114 |
7 |
71.43 |
2021-02-04 |
| 25. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
85.81 |
0.9831 |
0.0683 |
158 |
5 |
68.44 |
2021-01-12 |
| 26. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
84.87 |
0.9805 |
0.0561 |
65 |
4 |
70.34 |
2021-05-05 |
| 27. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
83.95 |
1.1086 |
-0.0807 |
81 |
3 |
76.69 |
2021-01-15 |
| 28. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
83.59 |
0.9741 |
0.0654 |
101 |
3 |
76.53 |
2021-01-15 |
| 29. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
82.92 |
0.9763 |
0.0693 |
165 |
4 |
79.29 |
2021-01-24 |
| 30. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
82.81 |
1.0787 |
-0.0810 |
63 |
8 |
64.36 |
2021-02-05 |
| 31. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
82.47 |
1.0889 |
-0.0678 |
162 |
5 |
74.95 |
2021-01-24 |
| 32. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
81.06 |
0.9992 |
-0.0036 |
81 |
7 |
70.94 |
2021-02-05 |
| 33. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
80.98 |
1.0577 |
-0.0618 |
77 |
2 |
76.37 |
2021-01-15 |
| 34. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
80.75 |
1.0783 |
-0.0869 |
110 |
1 |
80.75 |
2021-01-12 |
| 35. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
79.87 |
1.0319 |
-0.0423 |
71 |
3 |
73.92 |
2021-02-05 |
| 36. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
79.84 |
0.9720 |
0.0035 |
146 |
6 |
68.94 |
2021-01-15 |
| 37. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
79.26 |
1.0062 |
-0.0245 |
89 |
4 |
69.55 |
2021-01-13 |
| 38. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
78.62 |
1.0040 |
-0.0633 |
61 |
1 |
78.62 |
2021-02-04 |
| 39. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
78.52 |
1.1018 |
-0.1293 |
99 |
3 |
75.33 |
2021-01-24 |
| 40. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
78.40 |
0.9925 |
-0.0107 |
143 |
4 |
70.34 |
2021-01-24 |
| 41. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
78.33 |
1.0168 |
-0.0650 |
74 |
1 |
78.33 |
2021-02-05 |
| 42. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
77.79 |
1.0413 |
-0.0840 |
106 |
3 |
72.70 |
2021-01-12 |
| 43. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
77.33 |
0.9907 |
-0.0336 |
56 |
4 |
66.51 |
2021-01-24 |
| 44. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
76.55 |
0.9923 |
-0.0387 |
121 |
8 |
67.42 |
2021-02-04 |
| 45. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
76.35 |
0.9505 |
-0.0146 |
74 |
4 |
65.24 |
2021-02-04 |
| 46. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
75.26 |
0.9863 |
-0.0577 |
66 |
4 |
67.01 |
2021-02-04 |
| 47. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
74.07 |
0.9831 |
-0.0718 |
107 |
3 |
69.63 |
2021-01-15 |
| 48. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
74.02 |
0.9638 |
-0.0350 |
86 |
4 |
68.38 |
2021-01-24 |
| 49. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
73.65 |
1.0407 |
-0.1599 |
97 |
1 |
73.65 |
2021-02-05 |
| 50. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
73.36 |
0.8968 |
-0.0027 |
85 |
3 |
66.50 |
2021-01-19 |
| 51. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
71.94 |
1.0295 |
-0.1264 |
155 |
4 |
67.09 |
2021-01-24 |
| 52. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
71.53 |
0.9773 |
-0.1038 |
109 |
7 |
60.10 |
2021-01-24 |
| 53. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
69.69 |
0.9581 |
-0.0974 |
79 |
4 |
64.75 |
2021-01-19 |
| 54. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
69.55 |
0.9958 |
-0.1607 |
82 |
2 |
61.41 |
2021-01-15 |
| 55. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
66.05 |
0.9614 |
-0.1317 |
142 |
2 |
62.70 |
2021-03-22 |
| 56. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
65.67 |
0.9403 |
-0.1439 |
59 |
3 |
63.08 |
2021-03-22 |
| 57. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
65.21 |
1.0259 |
-0.2569 |
53 |
1 |
65.21 |
2021-02-05 |
| 58. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
63.89 |
1.0276 |
-0.2538 |
75 |
2 |
61.58 |
2021-01-22 |
| 59. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
62.12 |
0.9157 |
-0.1334 |
116 |
1 |
62.12 |
2020-12-26 |
| 60. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
59.94 |
1.0156 |
-0.2718 |
106 |
1 |
59.94 |
2021-03-22 |
| 61. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
58.67 |
0.9008 |
-0.1660 |
129 |
1 |
58.67 |
2021-01-15 |
| 62. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
58.21 |
0.9900 |
-0.2595 |
96 |
3 |
56.62 |
2021-01-13 |
| 63. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
55.83 |
1.0294 |
-0.3449 |
57 |
3 |
51.09 |
2021-01-15 |
| 64. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
55.45 |
0.8672 |
-0.1820 |
115 |
4 |
54.40 |
2021-01-24 |