| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
95.82 |
1.0557 |
0.4762 |
68 |
10 |
66.32 |
2023-06-18 |
| 2. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
89.18 |
1.0787 |
0.3509 |
63 |
13 |
67.93 |
2023-01-28 |
| 3. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
88.03 |
1.0706 |
0.3388 |
56 |
14 |
62.40 |
2023-06-18 |
| 4. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
87.29 |
1.0973 |
0.3068 |
121 |
6 |
70.09 |
2023-06-20 |
| 5. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
86.05 |
1.0294 |
0.3510 |
57 |
6 |
57.92 |
2023-01-20 |
| 6. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
85.81 |
1.1443 |
0.2323 |
86 |
10 |
73.96 |
2023-06-18 |
| 7. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
85.06 |
1.0688 |
0.3005 |
97 |
9 |
65.65 |
2023-09-28 |
| 8. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
84.52 |
1.0953 |
0.2599 |
117 |
10 |
69.18 |
2023-01-17 |
| 9. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
84.06 |
1.1245 |
0.2269 |
71 |
8 |
68.42 |
2023-10-07 |
| 10. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
83.59 |
0.9831 |
0.3579 |
107 |
12 |
64.74 |
2023-02-05 |
| 11. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
83.44 |
1.0857 |
0.2538 |
138 |
11 |
67.89 |
2023-03-03 |
| 12. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
82.53 |
1.0499 |
0.2724 |
113 |
11 |
65.31 |
2023-06-18 |
| 13. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
81.86 |
1.0259 |
0.2836 |
53 |
9 |
68.24 |
2023-02-05 |
| 14. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
81.65 |
1.0783 |
0.2304 |
110 |
7 |
72.65 |
2023-06-18 |
| 15. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
81.26 |
1.0319 |
0.2744 |
87 |
10 |
60.77 |
2023-03-03 |
| 16. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
81.17 |
1.0464 |
0.2562 |
138 |
13 |
63.25 |
2023-10-07 |
| 17. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
80.09 |
1.0698 |
0.2088 |
122 |
14 |
64.18 |
2023-10-07 |
| 18. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
79.91 |
1.0276 |
0.2569 |
75 |
11 |
58.59 |
2023-02-05 |
| 19. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
79.65 |
0.9900 |
0.2909 |
96 |
7 |
64.48 |
2023-01-21 |
| 20. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
79.52 |
1.0319 |
0.2474 |
71 |
7 |
71.26 |
2023-01-13 |
| 21. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
79.26 |
1.0928 |
0.1797 |
110 |
7 |
67.57 |
2023-06-18 |
| 22. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
79.22 |
1.1086 |
0.1629 |
81 |
10 |
63.33 |
2023-06-18 |
| 23. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
78.89 |
1.0703 |
0.1952 |
122 |
10 |
73.39 |
2023-03-03 |
| 24. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
78.30 |
0.9581 |
0.3035 |
79 |
9 |
53.22 |
2023-06-20 |
| 25. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
77.79 |
1.0407 |
0.2087 |
97 |
7 |
62.57 |
2023-10-07 |
| 26. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
77.22 |
0.9863 |
0.2498 |
66 |
9 |
59.18 |
2023-02-05 |
| 27. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
77.09 |
1.0684 |
0.1645 |
142 |
8 |
63.27 |
2023-06-20 |
| 28. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
76.68 |
1.0398 |
0.1913 |
63 |
8 |
58.79 |
2023-02-05 |
| 29. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
76.62 |
1.0692 |
0.1632 |
103 |
4 |
66.73 |
2023-01-07 |
| 30. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
76.04 |
1.0474 |
0.1757 |
223 |
9 |
67.36 |
2023-01-28 |
| 31. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
75.93 |
1.0305 |
0.1893 |
93 |
9 |
68.57 |
2023-06-20 |
| 32. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
75.31 |
0.9839 |
0.2285 |
89 |
4 |
57.88 |
2022-11-26 |
| 33. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
75.27 |
1.0417 |
0.1666 |
101 |
11 |
64.19 |
2023-06-18 |
| 34. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
75.26 |
1.0738 |
0.1385 |
114 |
8 |
66.01 |
2023-01-17 |
| 35. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
74.77 |
1.0156 |
0.1825 |
106 |
4 |
60.62 |
2022-12-09 |
| 36. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
74.66 |
1.0889 |
0.1096 |
162 |
8 |
67.01 |
2022-10-30 |
| 37. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
74.31 |
0.9403 |
0.2500 |
59 |
9 |
56.94 |
2023-06-20 |
| 38. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
74.20 |
1.0516 |
0.1390 |
127 |
8 |
62.82 |
2023-06-18 |
| 39. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
74.15 |
1.0175 |
0.1699 |
105 |
11 |
65.33 |
2023-01-17 |
| 40. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
74.14 |
1.0308 |
0.1631 |
120 |
5 |
59.33 |
2023-02-05 |
| 41. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
73.91 |
1.0206 |
0.1646 |
103 |
9 |
60.11 |
2023-01-23 |
| 42. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
73.84 |
1.0134 |
0.1731 |
103 |
12 |
63.98 |
2023-01-07 |
| 43. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
73.70 |
1.0540 |
0.1216 |
74 |
9 |
62.41 |
2023-10-07 |
| 44. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
73.64 |
0.9999 |
0.1775 |
76 |
7 |
58.41 |
2023-02-05 |
| 45. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
73.45 |
1.0061 |
0.1646 |
53 |
7 |
58.66 |
2023-02-02 |
| 46. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
73.36 |
1.0082 |
0.1760 |
107 |
11 |
60.65 |
2023-10-07 |
| 47. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
73.27 |
0.9958 |
0.1770 |
82 |
7 |
60.00 |
2023-10-07 |
| 48. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
73.25 |
0.9720 |
0.2045 |
146 |
10 |
57.61 |
2023-06-20 |
| 49. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
73.18 |
0.9958 |
0.1749 |
55 |
9 |
61.04 |
2023-03-16 |
| 50. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
72.87 |
1.0280 |
0.1393 |
119 |
6 |
65.52 |
2022-10-08 |
| 51. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
72.46 |
1.0582 |
0.1118 |
123 |
5 |
61.75 |
2022-10-31 |
| 52. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
71.96 |
1.0062 |
0.1461 |
89 |
11 |
63.08 |
2023-10-07 |
| 53. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
71.91 |
1.0243 |
0.1315 |
188 |
10 |
61.85 |
2023-01-17 |
| 54. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
71.90 |
1.0295 |
0.1277 |
155 |
10 |
65.28 |
2023-01-20 |
| 55. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
71.39 |
1.1018 |
0.0410 |
99 |
7 |
68.28 |
2022-12-13 |
| 56. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
70.94 |
0.9763 |
0.1689 |
165 |
10 |
58.49 |
2023-01-17 |
| 57. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
70.75 |
0.9638 |
0.1691 |
86 |
11 |
61.06 |
2023-03-01 |
| 58. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
70.47 |
0.9177 |
0.2103 |
64 |
6 |
57.19 |
2022-10-31 |
| 59. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
70.38 |
1.0431 |
0.0851 |
114 |
5 |
60.99 |
2023-01-17 |
| 60. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
70.35 |
1.0037 |
0.1195 |
79 |
5 |
57.82 |
2023-03-03 |
| 61. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
70.28 |
1.0329 |
0.0962 |
119 |
5 |
67.43 |
2023-01-17 |
| 62. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
70.21 |
0.9505 |
0.1748 |
74 |
8 |
64.29 |
2023-09-28 |
| 63. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
70.08 |
1.0175 |
0.1062 |
66 |
10 |
58.17 |
2023-09-28 |
| 64. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
69.97 |
1.0560 |
0.0651 |
134 |
6 |
67.03 |
2023-03-03 |
| 65. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
69.33 |
0.9907 |
0.1214 |
56 |
5 |
50.04 |
2022-10-04 |
| 66. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
69.25 |
0.9923 |
0.1233 |
121 |
7 |
52.64 |
2023-05-25 |
| 67. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
69.04 |
1.1273 |
-0.0202 |
67 |
5 |
64.92 |
2023-01-20 |
| 68. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
68.70 |
0.9886 |
0.1078 |
91 |
4 |
59.80 |
2023-01-07 |
| 69. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
68.37 |
1.0596 |
0.0341 |
91 |
4 |
58.82 |
2023-02-05 |
| 70. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
68.29 |
1.0168 |
0.0835 |
74 |
9 |
59.50 |
2023-06-18 |
| 71. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
68.14 |
1.0577 |
0.0355 |
77 |
6 |
60.36 |
2022-12-19 |
| 72. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
67.48 |
1.0107 |
0.0642 |
154 |
8 |
50.97 |
2023-02-02 |
| 73. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
66.98 |
0.9846 |
0.0912 |
144 |
6 |
56.51 |
2023-10-07 |
| 74. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
66.94 |
1.0389 |
0.0317 |
90 |
6 |
56.25 |
2022-12-09 |
| 75. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
66.76 |
0.9992 |
0.0733 |
81 |
5 |
49.72 |
2023-01-17 |
| 76. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
66.74 |
0.9955 |
0.0788 |
121 |
5 |
61.41 |
2023-01-07 |
| 77. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
66.72 |
1.0040 |
0.0590 |
61 |
4 |
60.20 |
2023-06-20 |
| 78. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
66.30 |
0.9741 |
0.0958 |
101 |
7 |
58.52 |
2022-12-22 |
| 79. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
65.40 |
0.9831 |
0.0716 |
158 |
3 |
62.70 |
2022-12-19 |
| 80. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
64.80 |
1.0413 |
0.0021 |
106 |
4 |
56.47 |
2022-12-10 |
| 81. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
64.24 |
0.9690 |
0.0611 |
68 |
4 |
55.14 |
2022-10-05 |
| 82. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
64.21 |
1.0476 |
-0.0200 |
81 |
8 |
57.42 |
2022-12-09 |
| 83. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
63.50 |
0.9773 |
0.0415 |
109 |
4 |
58.78 |
2022-10-05 |
| 84. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
63.26 |
0.9614 |
0.0559 |
142 |
3 |
60.07 |
2022-09-20 |
| 85. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
62.94 |
0.8968 |
0.1161 |
85 |
6 |
55.36 |
2023-06-18 |
| 86. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
62.44 |
0.9157 |
0.0837 |
116 |
6 |
52.65 |
2023-06-18 |
| 87. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
62.33 |
0.9925 |
0.0094 |
143 |
6 |
51.85 |
2023-01-20 |
| 88. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
59.94 |
0.9805 |
-0.0240 |
65 |
3 |
58.99 |
2023-01-20 |
| 89. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
59.39 |
0.9416 |
0.0121 |
131 |
4 |
57.70 |
2022-10-31 |
| 90. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
57.62 |
0.9823 |
-0.0562 |
79 |
1 |
57.62 |
2023-02-02 |
| 91. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
56.65 |
1.0511 |
-0.1412 |
110 |
1 |
56.65 |
2022-10-31 |
| 92. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
55.85 |
0.9008 |
-0.0042 |
129 |
2 |
55.50 |
2022-09-28 |
| 93. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
35.62 |
0.8672 |
-0.3003 |
115 |
1 |
35.62 |
2021-12-10 |
| 94. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
31.49 |
0.9798 |
-0.4753 |
96 |
1 |
31.49 |
2021-08-02 |