Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
121.81 |
0.9958 |
0.3861 |
82 |
1 |
121.81 |
2021-02-22 |
2. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
118.28 |
1.0319 |
0.3395 |
71 |
4 |
87.00 |
2021-02-28 |
3. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
114.45 |
1.1086 |
0.2106 |
81 |
1 |
114.45 |
2021-02-26 |
4. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
114.06 |
1.0557 |
0.2758 |
68 |
1 |
114.06 |
2021-02-25 |
5. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
112.34 |
1.0308 |
0.2686 |
120 |
2 |
91.59 |
2021-02-28 |
6. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
110.81 |
1.0973 |
0.1708 |
121 |
1 |
110.81 |
2021-02-25 |
7. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
105.44 |
0.9177 |
0.3317 |
64 |
3 |
100.43 |
2021-03-04 |
8. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
104.23 |
1.0596 |
0.1560 |
91 |
4 |
90.64 |
2021-03-01 |
9. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
103.73 |
1.0464 |
0.1411 |
138 |
3 |
94.51 |
2021-02-28 |
10. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
102.72 |
1.0698 |
0.1367 |
122 |
1 |
102.72 |
2021-02-26 |
11. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
101.91 |
0.9805 |
0.1931 |
65 |
2 |
80.73 |
2021-02-28 |
12. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
100.69 |
0.9416 |
0.1773 |
131 |
1 |
100.69 |
2021-02-26 |
13. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
97.45 |
1.0688 |
0.0788 |
97 |
1 |
97.45 |
2021-02-25 |
14. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
97.28 |
1.0276 |
0.0858 |
75 |
2 |
88.48 |
2021-02-28 |
15. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
97.27 |
0.9863 |
0.1383 |
66 |
1 |
97.27 |
2021-02-28 |
16. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
97.23 |
1.0787 |
0.0230 |
63 |
2 |
91.82 |
2021-02-28 |
17. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
97.01 |
1.0305 |
0.0676 |
93 |
2 |
91.86 |
2021-02-28 |
18. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
96.10 |
1.0684 |
0.0531 |
142 |
3 |
85.52 |
2021-02-28 |
19. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
95.75 |
1.0783 |
0.0197 |
110 |
2 |
89.20 |
2021-02-28 |
20. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
95.35 |
1.0175 |
0.0856 |
105 |
2 |
90.33 |
2021-03-12 |
21. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
95.14 |
1.0692 |
0.0283 |
103 |
1 |
95.14 |
2021-02-28 |
22. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
94.51 |
1.0319 |
0.0744 |
87 |
1 |
94.51 |
2021-02-22 |
23. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
94.47 |
1.0516 |
0.0422 |
127 |
1 |
94.47 |
2021-02-28 |
24. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
94.24 |
0.9403 |
0.1331 |
59 |
5 |
81.56 |
2021-03-01 |
25. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
94.20 |
0.9823 |
0.1223 |
79 |
3 |
88.77 |
2021-02-28 |
26. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
92.80 |
0.9638 |
0.1176 |
86 |
4 |
82.25 |
2021-02-28 |
27. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
92.31 |
1.0280 |
0.0643 |
119 |
2 |
82.74 |
2021-02-28 |
28. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
92.31 |
1.0329 |
0.0369 |
119 |
1 |
92.31 |
2021-02-26 |
29. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
92.24 |
1.0417 |
0.0098 |
101 |
2 |
89.76 |
2021-03-08 |
30. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
91.76 |
0.9886 |
0.0800 |
91 |
3 |
82.54 |
2021-02-28 |
31. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
91.63 |
1.0560 |
0.0301 |
134 |
1 |
91.63 |
2021-03-08 |
32. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
91.55 |
1.0706 |
-0.0151 |
56 |
2 |
90.35 |
2021-03-01 |
33. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
90.31 |
0.9690 |
0.0838 |
68 |
1 |
90.31 |
2021-03-08 |
34. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
90.26 |
1.0407 |
-0.0208 |
97 |
2 |
85.41 |
2021-02-26 |
35. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
90.21 |
1.0206 |
0.0271 |
103 |
1 |
90.21 |
2021-02-28 |
36. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
90.08 |
1.0928 |
-0.0402 |
110 |
2 |
87.61 |
2021-02-28 |
37. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
89.62 |
1.1443 |
-0.0809 |
86 |
1 |
89.62 |
2021-03-12 |
38. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
88.65 |
1.0953 |
-0.0872 |
117 |
1 |
88.65 |
2021-02-28 |
39. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
88.52 |
0.9720 |
0.0458 |
146 |
3 |
78.02 |
2021-03-01 |
40. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
86.66 |
1.1245 |
-0.1412 |
71 |
2 |
85.58 |
2021-02-22 |
41. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
86.50 |
1.0061 |
-0.0139 |
53 |
2 |
83.91 |
2021-02-22 |
42. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
85.78 |
0.9581 |
0.0412 |
79 |
1 |
85.78 |
2021-02-28 |
43. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
85.35 |
0.9614 |
0.0322 |
142 |
1 |
85.35 |
2021-02-28 |
44. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
85.18 |
0.9923 |
0.0024 |
121 |
2 |
82.87 |
2021-02-28 |
45. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
85.05 |
0.9846 |
0.0096 |
144 |
1 |
85.05 |
2021-02-28 |
46. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
84.93 |
0.9505 |
0.0266 |
74 |
2 |
77.37 |
2021-02-28 |
47. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
84.44 |
0.8672 |
0.1116 |
115 |
1 |
84.44 |
2021-02-26 |
48. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
83.78 |
1.0107 |
-0.0148 |
154 |
2 |
81.61 |
2021-02-28 |
49. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
83.24 |
0.9741 |
-0.0088 |
101 |
1 |
83.24 |
2021-02-25 |
50. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
82.65 |
0.9839 |
-0.0229 |
89 |
1 |
82.65 |
2021-02-28 |
51. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
81.84 |
1.0389 |
-0.1001 |
90 |
1 |
81.84 |
2021-02-28 |
52. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
80.42 |
1.0062 |
-0.0759 |
89 |
1 |
80.42 |
2021-02-28 |
53. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
78.54 |
0.9008 |
0.0124 |
129 |
2 |
77.08 |
2021-03-12 |
54. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
77.99 |
1.0259 |
-0.1630 |
53 |
4 |
68.53 |
2021-02-28 |
55. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
77.24 |
0.9831 |
-0.0980 |
158 |
1 |
77.24 |
2021-02-28 |
56. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
76.29 |
1.0476 |
-0.1730 |
81 |
1 |
76.29 |
2021-02-28 |
57. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
75.88 |
1.0175 |
-0.1766 |
66 |
1 |
75.88 |
2021-02-22 |
58. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
73.89 |
0.9958 |
-0.1172 |
55 |
2 |
68.63 |
2021-02-28 |
59. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
73.73 |
1.0582 |
-0.2271 |
123 |
1 |
73.73 |
2021-02-28 |
60. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
73.24 |
1.0168 |
-0.1988 |
74 |
1 |
73.24 |
2021-03-08 |
61. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
72.49 |
1.0703 |
-0.2216 |
122 |
1 |
72.49 |
2021-02-28 |
62. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
71.12 |
1.0134 |
-0.1659 |
103 |
1 |
71.12 |
2021-02-28 |
63. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
69.88 |
1.0398 |
-0.2442 |
63 |
1 |
69.88 |
2021-02-26 |
64. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
69.67 |
0.9900 |
-0.1765 |
96 |
1 |
69.67 |
2021-02-25 |
65. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
69.18 |
1.0294 |
-0.2454 |
57 |
1 |
69.18 |
2021-02-19 |
66. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
68.23 |
1.0040 |
-0.2559 |
61 |
1 |
68.23 |
2021-02-28 |
67. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
67.90 |
0.9157 |
-0.1169 |
116 |
1 |
67.90 |
2021-02-28 |
68. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
65.15 |
0.9907 |
-0.2395 |
56 |
1 |
65.15 |
2021-02-28 |
69. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
60.35 |
1.0413 |
-0.3486 |
106 |
1 |
60.35 |
2021-02-25 |