| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
84.05 |
1.1086 |
0.2547 |
81 |
1 |
84.05 |
2022-02-22 |
| 2. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
72.87 |
1.0398 |
0.1412 |
63 |
1 |
72.87 |
2022-02-22 |
| 3. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
72.87 |
1.0175 |
0.1637 |
66 |
2 |
71.04 |
2022-02-22 |
| 4. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
72.19 |
1.0953 |
0.0731 |
117 |
2 |
70.76 |
2022-02-22 |
| 5. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
72.14 |
1.0329 |
0.1363 |
119 |
1 |
72.14 |
2022-02-22 |
| 6. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
71.69 |
1.0973 |
0.0661 |
121 |
1 |
71.69 |
2022-02-22 |
| 7. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
67.90 |
1.0417 |
0.0576 |
101 |
1 |
67.90 |
2022-02-22 |
| 8. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
66.97 |
1.0476 |
0.0360 |
81 |
1 |
66.97 |
2022-02-22 |
| 9. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
66.26 |
1.0557 |
0.0118 |
68 |
1 |
66.26 |
2022-02-22 |
| 10. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
66.16 |
1.0413 |
0.0342 |
106 |
1 |
66.16 |
2022-02-22 |
| 11. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
65.67 |
1.0294 |
0.0321 |
57 |
2 |
62.04 |
2022-02-22 |
| 12. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
65.47 |
1.0061 |
0.0449 |
53 |
1 |
65.47 |
2022-02-22 |
| 13. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
64.75 |
1.1018 |
-0.0551 |
99 |
1 |
64.75 |
2022-02-22 |
| 14. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
64.18 |
1.0511 |
-0.0121 |
110 |
1 |
64.18 |
2022-02-22 |
| 15. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
64.15 |
0.9900 |
0.0505 |
96 |
2 |
62.81 |
2022-02-22 |
| 16. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
63.02 |
0.9925 |
0.0295 |
143 |
2 |
55.22 |
2022-02-22 |
| 17. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
62.70 |
1.0280 |
-0.0149 |
119 |
2 |
58.83 |
2022-02-22 |
| 18. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
61.18 |
1.0319 |
-0.0389 |
71 |
1 |
61.18 |
2022-02-22 |
| 19. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
60.42 |
1.0684 |
-0.0939 |
142 |
1 |
60.42 |
2022-02-22 |
| 20. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
59.52 |
1.0783 |
-0.1161 |
110 |
1 |
59.52 |
2022-02-22 |
| 21. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
58.73 |
0.9923 |
-0.0378 |
121 |
2 |
58.43 |
2022-02-22 |
| 22. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
57.95 |
1.0319 |
-0.0924 |
87 |
1 |
57.95 |
2022-02-22 |
| 23. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
57.91 |
0.9958 |
-0.0605 |
82 |
1 |
57.91 |
2022-02-22 |
| 24. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
57.25 |
1.0474 |
-0.1172 |
223 |
1 |
57.25 |
2022-02-22 |
| 25. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
56.61 |
0.9863 |
-0.0712 |
66 |
1 |
56.61 |
2022-02-22 |
| 26. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
55.37 |
1.0688 |
-0.1690 |
97 |
1 |
55.37 |
2022-02-22 |
| 27. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
54.58 |
1.0308 |
-0.1431 |
120 |
1 |
54.58 |
2022-02-22 |
| 28. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
54.57 |
1.0596 |
-0.1758 |
91 |
1 |
54.57 |
2022-02-22 |
| 29. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
52.88 |
1.0082 |
-0.1464 |
107 |
1 |
52.88 |
2022-02-22 |
| 30. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
52.49 |
0.9157 |
-0.0679 |
116 |
1 |
52.49 |
2022-02-22 |
| 31. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
50.66 |
0.8672 |
-0.0499 |
115 |
1 |
50.66 |
2022-02-22 |
| 32. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
49.65 |
0.9773 |
-0.1744 |
109 |
1 |
49.65 |
2022-02-22 |
| 33. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
44.74 |
1.0156 |
-0.2931 |
106 |
1 |
44.74 |
2022-02-22 |