| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
106.08 |
1.0889 |
-1.1068 |
162 |
2 |
95.41 |
2021-02-04 |
| 2. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
103.99 |
1.0259 |
0.0000 |
53 |
1 |
103.99 |
2021-02-03 |
| 3. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
103.06 |
1.0557 |
-1.0499 |
68 |
3 |
88.74 |
2021-02-03 |
| 4. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
101.97 |
1.0783 |
-1.0975 |
110 |
1 |
101.97 |
2021-02-03 |
| 5. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
100.05 |
1.0308 |
-1.0234 |
120 |
1 |
100.05 |
2021-01-26 |
| 6. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
98.20 |
1.0175 |
0.0000 |
66 |
1 |
98.20 |
2021-01-29 |
| 7. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
98.09 |
1.0305 |
0.0000 |
93 |
1 |
98.09 |
2021-02-03 |
| 8. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
96.43 |
1.1018 |
-1.0595 |
99 |
2 |
90.80 |
2021-02-04 |
| 9. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
95.83 |
1.0476 |
0.0000 |
81 |
1 |
95.83 |
2021-02-03 |
| 10. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
95.35 |
1.0499 |
0.0000 |
113 |
1 |
95.35 |
2021-01-29 |
| 11. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
88.73 |
0.9925 |
-0.9852 |
143 |
1 |
88.73 |
2021-02-03 |
| 12. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
87.90 |
0.9805 |
-0.9705 |
65 |
1 |
87.90 |
2021-02-03 |
| 13. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
86.23 |
1.0134 |
0.0000 |
103 |
1 |
86.23 |
2021-02-04 |
| 14. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
85.95 |
1.0857 |
-1.0850 |
138 |
1 |
85.95 |
2021-01-29 |
| 15. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
85.53 |
1.0582 |
0.0000 |
123 |
1 |
85.53 |
2021-01-29 |
| 16. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
85.20 |
1.0431 |
-1.0109 |
114 |
1 |
85.20 |
2021-02-03 |
| 17. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
83.60 |
1.1086 |
-1.0692 |
81 |
1 |
83.60 |
2021-01-29 |
| 18. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
83.40 |
1.0688 |
-1.0375 |
97 |
1 |
83.40 |
2021-02-03 |
| 19. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
82.75 |
1.0596 |
0.0000 |
91 |
1 |
82.75 |
2021-02-03 |
| 20. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
82.69 |
1.0040 |
0.0000 |
61 |
1 |
82.69 |
2021-02-03 |
| 21. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
79.93 |
0.9900 |
-0.9554 |
96 |
1 |
79.93 |
2021-02-04 |
| 22. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
78.36 |
0.9773 |
-0.9896 |
109 |
1 |
78.36 |
2021-02-03 |
| 23. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
76.88 |
0.9907 |
-1.0162 |
56 |
1 |
76.88 |
2021-02-03 |
| 24. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
76.34 |
0.9741 |
-0.9660 |
101 |
1 |
76.34 |
2021-01-29 |
| 25. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
75.89 |
0.9763 |
-0.9635 |
165 |
1 |
75.89 |
2021-02-03 |
| 26. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
73.20 |
1.0280 |
-1.0201 |
119 |
1 |
73.20 |
2021-01-29 |
| 27. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
71.22 |
1.0516 |
-1.0250 |
127 |
1 |
71.22 |
2021-01-26 |
| 28. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
70.79 |
1.0156 |
0.0000 |
106 |
1 |
70.79 |
2021-01-29 |
| 29. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
62.27 |
0.9958 |
-0.9953 |
82 |
1 |
62.27 |
2021-01-26 |
| 30. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
61.89 |
1.0061 |
0.0000 |
53 |
1 |
61.89 |
2021-02-04 |
| 31. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
57.64 |
0.9831 |
-0.9668 |
158 |
1 |
57.64 |
2021-01-26 |
| 32. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
57.55 |
0.9638 |
-0.9313 |
86 |
1 |
57.55 |
2021-01-26 |
| 33. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
52.42 |
1.0787 |
-1.1143 |
63 |
1 |
52.42 |
2021-01-26 |
| 34. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
49.91 |
0.9863 |
-0.9691 |
66 |
1 |
49.91 |
2021-01-26 |