| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
106.22 |
1.0787 |
0.2086 |
63 |
3 |
95.59 |
2021-01-09 |
| 2. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
96.25 |
1.1086 |
0.0726 |
81 |
1 |
96.25 |
2021-01-09 |
| 3. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
94.78 |
0.9805 |
0.1756 |
65 |
5 |
82.70 |
2021-01-12 |
| 4. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
94.16 |
1.0280 |
0.1402 |
119 |
3 |
83.65 |
2021-01-09 |
| 5. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
92.64 |
1.0688 |
0.0784 |
97 |
2 |
88.66 |
2021-01-12 |
| 6. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
91.96 |
1.0557 |
0.0817 |
68 |
3 |
86.05 |
2021-01-07 |
| 7. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
91.66 |
1.0413 |
0.0853 |
106 |
2 |
91.03 |
2021-01-08 |
| 8. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
90.46 |
0.9958 |
0.1038 |
82 |
2 |
88.55 |
2021-01-12 |
| 9. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
89.66 |
1.0398 |
0.0504 |
63 |
3 |
85.09 |
2021-01-12 |
| 10. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
89.05 |
0.9992 |
0.0935 |
81 |
2 |
87.08 |
2021-01-12 |
| 11. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
88.05 |
1.0294 |
0.0598 |
57 |
1 |
88.05 |
2021-01-01 |
| 12. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
87.47 |
1.0738 |
0.0149 |
114 |
2 |
83.72 |
2021-01-09 |
| 13. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
87.13 |
1.0540 |
0.0094 |
74 |
3 |
75.71 |
2021-09-03 |
| 14. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
86.26 |
1.0431 |
0.0231 |
114 |
1 |
86.26 |
2021-01-14 |
| 15. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
85.52 |
1.0319 |
0.0208 |
71 |
3 |
81.38 |
2021-01-11 |
| 16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
84.88 |
1.0928 |
-0.0443 |
110 |
1 |
84.88 |
2021-01-06 |
| 17. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
82.92 |
1.0276 |
-0.0132 |
75 |
3 |
77.25 |
2021-01-13 |
| 18. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
82.77 |
1.0577 |
-0.0448 |
77 |
1 |
82.77 |
2021-01-04 |
| 19. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
81.15 |
1.1018 |
-0.1008 |
99 |
1 |
81.15 |
2021-01-12 |
| 20. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
80.80 |
0.9863 |
0.0036 |
66 |
3 |
77.32 |
2021-01-09 |
| 21. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
80.03 |
1.0889 |
-0.1085 |
162 |
1 |
80.03 |
2020-12-31 |
| 22. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
79.64 |
0.9846 |
0.0058 |
144 |
1 |
79.64 |
2020-12-23 |
| 23. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
79.15 |
0.9823 |
-0.0031 |
79 |
2 |
75.17 |
2021-01-05 |
| 24. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
78.65 |
1.0474 |
-0.0792 |
223 |
1 |
78.65 |
2021-01-08 |
| 25. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
76.69 |
0.9831 |
-0.0401 |
107 |
2 |
73.09 |
2021-01-09 |
| 26. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
75.61 |
1.0953 |
-0.1688 |
117 |
1 |
75.61 |
2020-12-31 |
| 27. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
75.34 |
0.9907 |
-0.0693 |
56 |
1 |
75.34 |
2021-01-09 |
| 28. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
75.19 |
0.8672 |
0.0622 |
115 |
1 |
75.19 |
2021-01-05 |
| 29. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
74.82 |
0.9999 |
-0.1045 |
76 |
1 |
74.82 |
2021-09-03 |
| 30. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
72.49 |
1.0062 |
-0.1154 |
89 |
2 |
70.31 |
2021-01-09 |
| 31. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
71.05 |
0.9741 |
-0.0947 |
101 |
1 |
71.05 |
2021-01-09 |
| 32. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
70.43 |
1.0319 |
-0.1613 |
87 |
2 |
66.51 |
2021-01-12 |
| 33. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
68.64 |
0.9403 |
-0.1075 |
59 |
1 |
68.64 |
2021-09-03 |
| 34. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
67.62 |
1.0706 |
-0.2482 |
56 |
1 |
67.62 |
2021-01-08 |
| 35. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
67.50 |
0.9900 |
-0.1456 |
96 |
2 |
62.44 |
2020-12-22 |
| 36. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
65.94 |
1.1245 |
-0.3302 |
71 |
1 |
65.94 |
2021-01-12 |
| 37. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
64.73 |
1.0308 |
-0.2282 |
120 |
1 |
64.73 |
2021-01-09 |
| 38. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
54.27 |
0.9638 |
-0.2858 |
86 |
1 |
54.27 |
2021-01-09 |