| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
98.76 |
1.0527 |
0.1985 |
123 |
1 |
98.76 |
2022-03-01 |
| 2. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
93.86 |
1.0233 |
0.1848 |
188 |
1 |
93.86 |
2022-03-01 |
| 3. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
92.40 |
0.9864 |
0.1882 |
65 |
3 |
80.80 |
2022-03-01 |
| 4. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
89.84 |
1.0741 |
0.0781 |
122 |
1 |
89.84 |
2022-03-01 |
| 5. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
89.76 |
1.0933 |
0.0558 |
110 |
1 |
89.76 |
2022-03-01 |
| 6. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
88.44 |
1.0322 |
0.1022 |
87 |
1 |
88.44 |
2022-03-01 |
| 7. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
87.57 |
1.0858 |
0.0424 |
138 |
1 |
87.57 |
2022-03-01 |
| 8. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
86.66 |
0.9725 |
0.1410 |
165 |
1 |
86.66 |
2022-02-16 |
| 9. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
85.70 |
1.0628 |
0.0402 |
68 |
1 |
85.70 |
2022-02-16 |
| 10. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
84.52 |
0.9223 |
0.1716 |
64 |
1 |
84.52 |
2022-02-16 |
| 11. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
84.01 |
1.0848 |
-0.0115 |
63 |
2 |
79.77 |
2022-02-16 |
| 12. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
83.58 |
1.1460 |
-0.0673 |
86 |
1 |
83.58 |
2022-03-01 |
| 13. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
82.97 |
1.0453 |
0.0218 |
114 |
1 |
82.97 |
2022-03-01 |
| 14. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
82.77 |
1.0457 |
0.0093 |
223 |
1 |
82.77 |
2022-02-16 |
| 15. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
81.23 |
1.0476 |
-0.0117 |
138 |
1 |
81.23 |
2022-03-01 |
| 16. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
78.59 |
0.9792 |
0.0260 |
158 |
2 |
70.49 |
2022-03-01 |
| 17. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
77.98 |
0.9926 |
0.0064 |
143 |
1 |
77.98 |
2022-03-01 |
| 18. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
77.35 |
0.9899 |
0.0070 |
96 |
1 |
77.35 |
2022-03-01 |
| 19. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
75.11 |
1.0003 |
-0.0437 |
81 |
1 |
75.11 |
2022-03-01 |
| 20. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
74.70 |
1.0142 |
-0.0582 |
74 |
2 |
74.25 |
2022-03-01 |
| 21. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
73.66 |
1.0181 |
-0.0736 |
66 |
1 |
73.66 |
2022-02-16 |
| 22. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
70.13 |
0.9711 |
-0.0837 |
68 |
1 |
70.13 |
2022-02-16 |
| 23. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
67.84 |
1.0595 |
-0.1840 |
134 |
1 |
67.84 |
2022-03-01 |
| 24. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
67.84 |
1.0283 |
-0.1578 |
120 |
1 |
67.84 |
2022-03-01 |
| 25. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
67.34 |
1.0626 |
-0.2018 |
74 |
1 |
67.34 |
2022-02-16 |
| 26. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
65.12 |
1.0187 |
-0.1785 |
106 |
1 |
65.12 |
2022-03-01 |
| 27. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
63.34 |
0.9825 |
-0.1705 |
89 |
1 |
63.34 |
2022-02-16 |
| 28. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
60.74 |
0.9873 |
-0.2066 |
107 |
1 |
60.74 |
2022-02-16 |
| 29. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
60.52 |
1.0052 |
-0.2372 |
76 |
1 |
60.52 |
2022-03-01 |
| 30. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
59.90 |
0.9903 |
-0.2235 |
121 |
1 |
59.90 |
2022-02-16 |
| 31. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
59.20 |
1.0607 |
-0.3051 |
77 |
1 |
59.20 |
2022-02-16 |
| 32. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
50.30 |
1.0329 |
-0.3721 |
57 |
1 |
50.30 |
2022-03-01 |