Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
54.23 |
1.0973 |
0.3477 |
121 |
5 |
46.15 |
2021-04-25 |
2. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
53.36 |
1.1273 |
0.2829 |
67 |
3 |
47.07 |
2021-04-25 |
3. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
52.42 |
1.0407 |
0.3593 |
97 |
2 |
46.81 |
2021-04-23 |
4. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
50.55 |
1.0329 |
0.3061 |
119 |
2 |
47.45 |
2021-05-09 |
5. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
50.38 |
1.0582 |
0.2876 |
123 |
4 |
44.40 |
2021-05-09 |
6. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
50.22 |
1.0953 |
0.2427 |
117 |
3 |
40.45 |
2021-04-23 |
7. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
49.91 |
1.0577 |
0.2732 |
77 |
1 |
49.91 |
2021-04-25 |
8. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
49.59 |
1.0417 |
0.2769 |
101 |
4 |
37.46 |
2021-05-02 |
9. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
48.99 |
1.0308 |
0.2827 |
120 |
2 |
44.06 |
2021-04-25 |
10. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
48.89 |
1.0061 |
0.2877 |
53 |
3 |
37.87 |
2021-04-25 |
11. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
47.72 |
1.0889 |
0.1822 |
162 |
3 |
42.93 |
2021-05-09 |
12. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
47.09 |
1.0062 |
0.2413 |
89 |
6 |
38.83 |
2021-05-02 |
13. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
46.73 |
1.0698 |
0.1722 |
122 |
2 |
45.13 |
2021-05-09 |
14. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
46.35 |
1.1245 |
0.1116 |
71 |
2 |
38.77 |
2021-05-01 |
15. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
45.84 |
1.1443 |
0.0816 |
86 |
4 |
42.46 |
2021-05-09 |
16. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
45.68 |
0.9955 |
0.2195 |
121 |
7 |
37.66 |
2021-05-09 |
17. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
45.60 |
0.8968 |
0.3185 |
85 |
3 |
37.37 |
2021-04-25 |
18. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
45.58 |
0.9773 |
0.2379 |
109 |
2 |
41.76 |
2021-04-25 |
19. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
45.36 |
1.0175 |
0.1796 |
105 |
4 |
41.00 |
2021-05-01 |
20. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
44.71 |
1.0783 |
0.0999 |
110 |
2 |
37.76 |
2021-04-23 |
21. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
44.69 |
1.0476 |
0.1318 |
81 |
3 |
35.70 |
2021-05-02 |
22. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
44.62 |
1.0398 |
0.1388 |
63 |
4 |
32.76 |
2021-05-09 |
23. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
44.57 |
1.1086 |
0.0743 |
81 |
5 |
39.90 |
2021-05-09 |
24. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
44.52 |
1.0692 |
0.1167 |
103 |
5 |
37.14 |
2021-05-02 |
25. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
44.50 |
1.0928 |
0.0912 |
110 |
2 |
43.68 |
2021-04-25 |
26. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
44.22 |
1.0474 |
0.1372 |
223 |
6 |
41.25 |
2021-04-25 |
27. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
44.20 |
0.9839 |
0.1976 |
89 |
2 |
41.97 |
2021-04-25 |
28. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
43.70 |
1.0134 |
0.1503 |
103 |
3 |
41.05 |
2021-04-25 |
29. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
43.39 |
1.0259 |
0.1193 |
53 |
4 |
40.19 |
2021-05-09 |
30. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
43.34 |
1.0596 |
0.0829 |
91 |
3 |
35.97 |
2021-04-25 |
31. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
43.02 |
1.0560 |
0.0931 |
134 |
4 |
36.59 |
2021-04-25 |
32. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
42.79 |
1.0107 |
0.1113 |
154 |
5 |
37.52 |
2021-04-25 |
33. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
42.65 |
1.0294 |
0.1046 |
57 |
6 |
34.48 |
2022-01-19 |
34. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
42.65 |
1.0243 |
0.1146 |
188 |
3 |
39.52 |
2021-04-25 |
35. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
42.62 |
1.0540 |
0.0695 |
74 |
1 |
42.62 |
2021-04-23 |
36. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
42.54 |
0.9177 |
0.2138 |
64 |
4 |
36.26 |
2021-04-25 |
37. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
42.42 |
1.0389 |
0.0895 |
90 |
3 |
37.26 |
2021-04-25 |
38. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
42.30 |
1.0516 |
0.0670 |
127 |
1 |
42.30 |
2021-04-23 |
39. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
42.01 |
1.0557 |
0.0575 |
68 |
3 |
39.66 |
2021-04-25 |
40. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
41.79 |
0.9958 |
0.1178 |
55 |
3 |
32.71 |
2021-05-02 |
41. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
41.76 |
0.9581 |
0.1608 |
79 |
3 |
37.19 |
2021-05-02 |
42. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
41.62 |
1.0319 |
0.0781 |
87 |
6 |
36.51 |
2021-04-25 |
43. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
41.61 |
0.9900 |
0.1237 |
96 |
3 |
35.68 |
2021-05-01 |
44. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
41.35 |
1.0431 |
0.0565 |
114 |
2 |
40.06 |
2021-04-25 |
45. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
41.35 |
1.0857 |
0.0224 |
138 |
3 |
35.98 |
2021-05-09 |
46. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
41.30 |
1.0684 |
0.0231 |
142 |
3 |
39.99 |
2021-04-25 |
47. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
41.09 |
0.9907 |
0.0975 |
56 |
1 |
41.09 |
2022-01-19 |
48. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
40.90 |
1.0295 |
0.0585 |
155 |
2 |
39.45 |
2021-05-09 |
49. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
40.30 |
1.0276 |
0.0468 |
75 |
2 |
37.32 |
2021-04-25 |
50. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
40.24 |
0.9925 |
0.0823 |
143 |
3 |
38.94 |
2022-01-19 |
51. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
39.91 |
1.0738 |
-0.0057 |
114 |
4 |
35.22 |
2021-05-02 |
52. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
39.80 |
0.9646 |
0.1008 |
96 |
2 |
31.33 |
2021-04-25 |
53. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
39.60 |
1.0280 |
0.0205 |
119 |
3 |
38.32 |
2021-05-09 |
54. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
39.27 |
1.0688 |
-0.0142 |
97 |
1 |
39.27 |
2021-04-23 |
55. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
39.23 |
1.0464 |
-0.0093 |
138 |
2 |
34.51 |
2021-05-01 |
56. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
39.15 |
1.0206 |
0.0169 |
103 |
2 |
38.32 |
2021-04-23 |
57. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
39.15 |
0.9831 |
0.0668 |
158 |
1 |
39.15 |
2021-04-25 |
58. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
39.14 |
0.9638 |
0.0769 |
86 |
5 |
35.95 |
2021-05-02 |
59. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
39.07 |
1.0082 |
0.0312 |
107 |
4 |
34.48 |
2021-05-02 |
60. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
38.91 |
1.0037 |
0.0213 |
79 |
3 |
36.50 |
2021-04-25 |
61. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
38.89 |
0.9798 |
0.0652 |
96 |
2 |
36.74 |
2022-01-19 |
62. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
38.85 |
0.9416 |
0.0874 |
131 |
3 |
33.38 |
2021-05-09 |
63. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
38.63 |
1.0175 |
0.0113 |
66 |
2 |
38.42 |
2021-04-25 |
64. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
38.62 |
0.9805 |
0.0367 |
65 |
3 |
31.55 |
2021-04-25 |
65. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
38.37 |
0.9741 |
0.0537 |
101 |
4 |
34.79 |
2021-05-09 |
66. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
38.33 |
1.0787 |
-0.0675 |
63 |
2 |
34.95 |
2021-04-25 |
67. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
38.04 |
0.9403 |
0.0687 |
59 |
4 |
33.89 |
2021-05-02 |
68. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
38.00 |
1.0511 |
-0.0457 |
110 |
2 |
35.41 |
2021-05-01 |
69. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
37.78 |
1.0156 |
-0.0119 |
106 |
1 |
37.78 |
2021-04-25 |
70. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
37.70 |
1.0305 |
-0.0321 |
93 |
3 |
36.69 |
2021-04-25 |
71. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
37.63 |
0.9720 |
0.0272 |
146 |
2 |
37.52 |
2021-04-25 |
72. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
37.40 |
0.9846 |
0.0123 |
144 |
3 |
34.45 |
2021-04-25 |
73. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
37.19 |
0.9958 |
-0.0122 |
82 |
3 |
29.12 |
2021-05-02 |
74. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
37.08 |
1.0040 |
-0.0317 |
61 |
3 |
34.65 |
2021-04-25 |
75. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
36.90 |
1.0168 |
-0.0327 |
74 |
3 |
33.91 |
2021-04-25 |
76. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
36.85 |
0.9763 |
0.0123 |
165 |
2 |
34.58 |
2021-04-25 |
77. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
36.74 |
1.0703 |
-0.0980 |
122 |
2 |
36.23 |
2021-04-23 |
78. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
36.32 |
0.9690 |
-0.0102 |
68 |
1 |
36.32 |
2021-05-09 |
79. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
36.18 |
0.9863 |
-0.0306 |
66 |
1 |
36.18 |
2021-04-25 |
80. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
35.84 |
0.9992 |
-0.0460 |
81 |
2 |
31.45 |
2021-04-25 |
81. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
35.74 |
1.0319 |
-0.0755 |
71 |
2 |
33.77 |
2021-04-25 |
82. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
35.70 |
1.0499 |
-0.1079 |
113 |
1 |
35.70 |
2021-04-23 |
83. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
35.59 |
0.8672 |
0.0766 |
115 |
6 |
32.01 |
2021-05-01 |
84. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
35.53 |
0.9614 |
-0.0147 |
142 |
3 |
33.25 |
2021-04-25 |
85. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
35.25 |
0.9823 |
-0.0467 |
79 |
2 |
34.66 |
2021-05-02 |
86. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
33.88 |
0.9008 |
0.0038 |
129 |
3 |
31.05 |
2021-05-02 |
87. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
33.76 |
0.9999 |
-0.1128 |
76 |
1 |
33.76 |
2021-04-23 |
88. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
33.54 |
1.0413 |
-0.1465 |
106 |
1 |
33.54 |
2021-04-23 |
89. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
20.57 |
0.9831 |
-0.4339 |
107 |
1 |
20.57 |
2021-04-23 |