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1. My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... 54.23 1.0973 0.3477 121 5 46.15 2021-04-25
2. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... 53.36 1.1273 0.2829 67 3 47.07 2021-04-25
3. What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... 52.42 1.0407 0.3593 97 2 46.81 2021-04-23
4. Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... 50.55 1.0329 0.3061 119 2 47.45 2021-05-09
5. Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... 50.38 1.0582 0.2876 123 4 44.40 2021-05-09
6. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 50.22 1.0953 0.2427 117 3 40.45 2021-04-23
7. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 49.91 1.0577 0.2732 77 1 49.91 2021-04-25
8. I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... 49.59 1.0417 0.2769 101 4 37.46 2021-05-02
9. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 48.99 1.0308 0.2827 120 2 44.06 2021-04-25
10. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. 48.89 1.0061 0.2877 53 3 37.87 2021-04-25
11. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 47.72 1.0889 0.1822 162 3 42.93 2021-05-09
12. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 47.09 1.0062 0.2413 89 6 38.83 2021-05-02
13. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... 46.73 1.0698 0.1722 122 2 45.13 2021-05-09
14. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 46.35 1.1245 0.1116 71 2 38.77 2021-05-01
15. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... 45.84 1.1443 0.0816 86 4 42.46 2021-05-09
16. A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... 45.68 0.9955 0.2195 121 7 37.66 2021-05-09
17. Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... 45.60 0.8968 0.3185 85 3 37.37 2021-04-25
18. I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... 45.58 0.9773 0.2379 109 2 41.76 2021-04-25
19. I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... 45.36 1.0175 0.1796 105 4 41.00 2021-05-01
20. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 44.71 1.0783 0.0999 110 2 37.76 2021-04-23
21. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... 44.69 1.0476 0.1318 81 3 35.70 2021-05-02
22. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 44.62 1.0398 0.1388 63 4 32.76 2021-05-09
23. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... 44.57 1.1086 0.0743 81 5 39.90 2021-05-09
24. Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... 44.52 1.0692 0.1167 103 5 37.14 2021-05-02
25. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 44.50 1.0928 0.0912 110 2 43.68 2021-04-25
26. An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... 44.22 1.0474 0.1372 223 6 41.25 2021-04-25
27. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 44.20 0.9839 0.1976 89 2 41.97 2021-04-25
28. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... 43.70 1.0134 0.1503 103 3 41.05 2021-04-25
29. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. 43.39 1.0259 0.1193 53 4 40.19 2021-05-09
30. Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... 43.34 1.0596 0.0829 91 3 35.97 2021-04-25
31. I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... 43.02 1.0560 0.0931 134 4 36.59 2021-04-25
32. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... 42.79 1.0107 0.1113 154 5 37.52 2021-04-25
33. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 42.65 1.0294 0.1046 57 6 34.48 2022-01-19
34. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 42.65 1.0243 0.1146 188 3 39.52 2021-04-25
35. Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... 42.62 1.0540 0.0695 74 1 42.62 2021-04-23
36. What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... 42.54 0.9177 0.2138 64 4 36.26 2021-04-25
37. I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... 42.42 1.0389 0.0895 90 3 37.26 2021-04-25
38. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... 42.30 1.0516 0.0670 127 1 42.30 2021-04-23
39. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 42.01 1.0557 0.0575 68 3 39.66 2021-04-25
40. How does the solar system organize a party They planet! 41.79 0.9958 0.1178 55 3 32.71 2021-05-02
41. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 41.76 0.9581 0.1608 79 3 37.19 2021-05-02
42. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 41.62 1.0319 0.0781 87 6 36.51 2021-04-25
43. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 41.61 0.9900 0.1237 96 3 35.68 2021-05-01
44. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 41.35 1.0431 0.0565 114 2 40.06 2021-04-25
45. Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... 41.35 1.0857 0.0224 138 3 35.98 2021-05-09
46. A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... 41.30 1.0684 0.0231 142 3 39.99 2021-04-25
47. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. 41.09 0.9907 0.0975 56 1 41.09 2022-01-19
48. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... 40.90 1.0295 0.0585 155 2 39.45 2021-05-09
49. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... 40.30 1.0276 0.0468 75 2 37.32 2021-04-25
50. Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... 40.24 0.9925 0.0823 143 3 38.94 2022-01-19
51. What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... 39.91 1.0738 -0.0057 114 4 35.22 2021-05-02
52. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... 39.80 0.9646 0.1008 96 2 31.33 2021-04-25
53. Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... 39.60 1.0280 0.0205 119 3 38.32 2021-05-09
54. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 39.27 1.0688 -0.0142 97 1 39.27 2021-04-23
55. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... 39.23 1.0464 -0.0093 138 2 34.51 2021-05-01
56. A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... 39.15 1.0206 0.0169 103 2 38.32 2021-04-23
57. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 39.15 0.9831 0.0668 158 1 39.15 2021-04-25
58. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 39.14 0.9638 0.0769 86 5 35.95 2021-05-02
59. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... 39.07 1.0082 0.0312 107 4 34.48 2021-05-02
60. What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... 38.91 1.0037 0.0213 79 3 36.50 2021-04-25
61. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... 38.89 0.9798 0.0652 96 2 36.74 2022-01-19
62. I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... 38.85 0.9416 0.0874 131 3 33.38 2021-05-09
63. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... 38.63 1.0175 0.0113 66 2 38.42 2021-04-25
64. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 38.62 0.9805 0.0367 65 3 31.55 2021-04-25
65. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 38.37 0.9741 0.0537 101 4 34.79 2021-05-09
66. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 38.33 1.0787 -0.0675 63 2 34.95 2021-04-25
67. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 38.04 0.9403 0.0687 59 4 33.89 2021-05-02
68. Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... 38.00 1.0511 -0.0457 110 2 35.41 2021-05-01
69. What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... 37.78 1.0156 -0.0119 106 1 37.78 2021-04-25
70. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... 37.70 1.0305 -0.0321 93 3 36.69 2021-04-25
71. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 37.63 0.9720 0.0272 146 2 37.52 2021-04-25
72. One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... 37.40 0.9846 0.0123 144 3 34.45 2021-04-25
73. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 37.19 0.9958 -0.0122 82 3 29.12 2021-05-02
74. How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. 37.08 1.0040 -0.0317 61 3 34.65 2021-04-25
75. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... 36.90 1.0168 -0.0327 74 3 33.91 2021-04-25
76. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 36.85 0.9763 0.0123 165 2 34.58 2021-04-25
77. Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... 36.74 1.0703 -0.0980 122 2 36.23 2021-04-23
78. I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... 36.32 0.9690 -0.0102 68 1 36.32 2021-05-09
79. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 36.18 0.9863 -0.0306 66 1 36.18 2021-04-25
80. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 35.84 0.9992 -0.0460 81 2 31.45 2021-04-25
81. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 35.74 1.0319 -0.0755 71 2 33.77 2021-04-25
82. I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... 35.70 1.0499 -0.1079 113 1 35.70 2021-04-23
83. A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... 35.59 0.8672 0.0766 115 6 32.01 2021-05-01
84. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 35.53 0.9614 -0.0147 142 3 33.25 2021-04-25
85. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 35.25 0.9823 -0.0467 79 2 34.66 2021-05-02
86. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 33.88 0.9008 0.0038 129 3 31.05 2021-05-02
87. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... 33.76 0.9999 -0.1128 76 1 33.76 2021-04-23
88. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... 33.54 1.0413 -0.1465 106 1 33.54 2021-04-23
89. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 20.57 0.9831 -0.4339 107 1 20.57 2021-04-23