Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
87.58 |
1.1443 |
0.3219 |
86 |
2 |
86.66 |
2024-06-13 |
2. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
82.42 |
1.0577 |
0.3207 |
77 |
2 |
74.76 |
2024-06-13 |
3. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
75.67 |
0.9177 |
0.3460 |
64 |
1 |
75.67 |
2024-06-11 |
4. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
75.55 |
1.0319 |
0.2352 |
71 |
4 |
64.26 |
2024-06-13 |
5. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
73.65 |
1.0889 |
0.1436 |
162 |
1 |
73.65 |
2024-06-13 |
6. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
72.98 |
1.1273 |
0.0918 |
67 |
4 |
64.53 |
2024-06-13 |
7. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
72.91 |
1.0499 |
0.1696 |
113 |
4 |
70.02 |
2024-06-13 |
8. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
72.89 |
1.0787 |
0.1369 |
63 |
3 |
58.91 |
2024-06-13 |
9. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
72.20 |
1.0596 |
0.1493 |
91 |
2 |
68.64 |
2024-06-13 |
10. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
71.41 |
1.0259 |
0.1655 |
53 |
3 |
59.40 |
2024-06-13 |
11. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
71.10 |
1.1018 |
0.0865 |
99 |
2 |
63.52 |
2024-06-13 |
12. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
70.62 |
1.0175 |
0.1608 |
105 |
3 |
65.86 |
2024-06-13 |
13. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
69.46 |
1.0692 |
0.0957 |
103 |
2 |
60.56 |
2024-06-11 |
14. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
68.68 |
0.9823 |
0.1695 |
79 |
1 |
68.68 |
2024-06-10 |
15. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
67.37 |
1.0688 |
0.0622 |
97 |
2 |
60.74 |
2024-06-13 |
16. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
66.68 |
0.9999 |
0.1124 |
76 |
1 |
66.68 |
2024-06-10 |
17. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
66.23 |
1.0389 |
0.0662 |
90 |
3 |
61.35 |
2024-06-13 |
18. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
66.20 |
1.0973 |
0.0130 |
121 |
1 |
66.20 |
2024-06-11 |
19. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
65.92 |
1.0476 |
0.0548 |
81 |
2 |
65.50 |
2024-06-13 |
20. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
65.54 |
1.0582 |
0.0458 |
123 |
2 |
64.84 |
2024-06-13 |
21. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
63.90 |
1.0464 |
0.0234 |
138 |
1 |
63.90 |
2024-06-11 |
22. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
63.34 |
1.0474 |
0.0159 |
223 |
1 |
63.34 |
2024-06-11 |
23. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
63.12 |
1.0706 |
-0.0176 |
56 |
1 |
63.12 |
2024-06-13 |
24. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
62.86 |
1.1086 |
-0.0548 |
81 |
3 |
59.69 |
2024-06-13 |
25. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
62.83 |
1.0516 |
0.0001 |
127 |
1 |
62.83 |
2024-06-13 |
26. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
62.52 |
1.0294 |
0.0150 |
57 |
2 |
59.07 |
2024-06-13 |
27. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
62.36 |
0.9839 |
0.0627 |
89 |
1 |
62.36 |
2024-06-11 |
28. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
61.85 |
1.0175 |
0.0186 |
66 |
2 |
59.75 |
2024-06-13 |
29. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
61.00 |
1.0557 |
-0.0404 |
68 |
1 |
61.00 |
2024-06-10 |
30. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
60.43 |
1.0156 |
-0.0058 |
106 |
1 |
60.43 |
2024-06-13 |
31. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
60.38 |
0.9805 |
0.0256 |
65 |
2 |
54.20 |
2024-06-10 |
32. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
60.18 |
1.0082 |
0.0047 |
107 |
1 |
60.18 |
2024-06-11 |
33. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
59.80 |
1.0168 |
-0.0119 |
74 |
1 |
59.80 |
2024-06-13 |
34. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
59.70 |
1.0319 |
-0.0316 |
87 |
1 |
59.70 |
2024-06-13 |
35. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
59.55 |
1.0431 |
-0.0472 |
114 |
2 |
57.74 |
2024-06-11 |
36. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
59.27 |
0.9907 |
0.0000 |
56 |
1 |
59.27 |
2024-06-11 |
37. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
59.23 |
0.9923 |
0.0025 |
121 |
3 |
47.54 |
2024-06-13 |
38. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
58.88 |
0.9614 |
0.0260 |
142 |
1 |
58.88 |
2024-06-13 |
39. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
58.85 |
0.9958 |
-0.0134 |
55 |
1 |
58.85 |
2024-06-13 |
40. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
58.40 |
0.9763 |
0.0063 |
165 |
2 |
56.58 |
2024-06-13 |
41. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
58.39 |
0.9157 |
0.0595 |
116 |
1 |
58.39 |
2024-06-13 |
42. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
58.14 |
1.0407 |
-0.0680 |
97 |
1 |
58.14 |
2024-06-10 |
43. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
57.77 |
0.9008 |
0.0674 |
129 |
1 |
57.77 |
2024-06-10 |
44. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
57.77 |
0.9581 |
0.0127 |
79 |
2 |
53.64 |
2024-06-13 |
45. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
57.59 |
1.0305 |
-0.0678 |
93 |
1 |
57.59 |
2024-06-13 |
46. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
56.23 |
1.0953 |
-0.1552 |
117 |
1 |
56.23 |
2024-06-11 |
47. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
55.52 |
0.9925 |
-0.0620 |
143 |
1 |
55.52 |
2024-06-13 |
48. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
55.27 |
1.0243 |
-0.0969 |
188 |
1 |
55.27 |
2024-06-11 |
49. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
55.13 |
1.0703 |
-0.1501 |
122 |
1 |
55.13 |
2024-06-13 |
50. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
54.80 |
0.9863 |
-0.0708 |
66 |
2 |
52.92 |
2024-06-13 |
51. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
53.64 |
1.0398 |
-0.1415 |
63 |
2 |
51.99 |
2024-06-13 |
52. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
53.05 |
1.0308 |
-0.1391 |
120 |
1 |
53.05 |
2024-06-11 |
53. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
52.74 |
1.0698 |
-0.1938 |
122 |
1 |
52.74 |
2024-06-10 |
54. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
51.95 |
0.9958 |
-0.1290 |
82 |
1 |
51.95 |
2024-06-10 |
55. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
50.04 |
1.0276 |
-0.1893 |
75 |
1 |
50.04 |
2024-06-10 |
56. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
49.81 |
1.0037 |
-0.1764 |
79 |
1 |
49.81 |
2024-06-13 |
57. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
47.45 |
0.9900 |
-0.1946 |
96 |
1 |
47.45 |
2024-06-10 |
58. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
46.95 |
0.9403 |
-0.1570 |
59 |
1 |
46.95 |
2024-06-11 |
59. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
46.91 |
1.0040 |
-0.2257 |
61 |
2 |
43.26 |
2024-06-13 |
60. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
46.71 |
0.9955 |
-0.2111 |
121 |
1 |
46.71 |
2024-06-11 |
61. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
44.43 |
1.0511 |
-0.3083 |
110 |
1 |
44.43 |
2024-06-11 |
62. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
44.36 |
0.9831 |
-0.2438 |
107 |
1 |
44.36 |
2024-06-10 |
63. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
40.20 |
1.0107 |
-0.3471 |
154 |
1 |
40.20 |
2024-06-13 |
64. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
37.20 |
0.9505 |
-0.3299 |
74 |
1 |
37.20 |
2024-06-10 |