| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
82.06 |
1.0787 |
0.0594 |
63 |
5 |
76.08 |
2022-02-22 |
| 2. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
80.72 |
1.1086 |
0.0222 |
81 |
9 |
69.85 |
2023-07-09 |
| 3. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
79.69 |
1.0889 |
0.0286 |
162 |
6 |
70.96 |
2023-05-11 |
| 4. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
79.04 |
1.0577 |
0.0474 |
77 |
8 |
70.01 |
2023-08-14 |
| 5. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
78.93 |
1.1273 |
-0.0335 |
67 |
11 |
68.35 |
2023-05-11 |
| 6. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
77.54 |
1.0476 |
0.0241 |
81 |
10 |
73.46 |
2022-12-11 |
| 7. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
77.52 |
1.1018 |
-0.0181 |
99 |
8 |
70.09 |
2023-04-29 |
| 8. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
77.34 |
1.1443 |
-0.0514 |
86 |
4 |
74.41 |
2023-02-13 |
| 9. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
77.12 |
1.0511 |
0.0336 |
110 |
12 |
69.43 |
2023-07-20 |
| 10. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
76.67 |
1.0540 |
0.0109 |
74 |
4 |
70.65 |
2023-04-04 |
| 11. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
76.55 |
1.0684 |
-0.0012 |
142 |
9 |
69.83 |
2023-05-25 |
| 12. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
76.32 |
1.0407 |
0.0289 |
97 |
14 |
65.17 |
2023-06-02 |
| 13. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
76.27 |
1.0928 |
-0.0259 |
110 |
10 |
63.50 |
2023-08-06 |
| 14. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
75.91 |
1.0783 |
-0.0261 |
110 |
8 |
66.99 |
2023-06-02 |
| 15. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
75.84 |
1.0417 |
0.0123 |
101 |
6 |
71.86 |
2023-07-20 |
| 16. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
75.73 |
1.0464 |
0.0174 |
138 |
11 |
69.95 |
2023-05-25 |
| 17. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
75.69 |
1.0168 |
0.0451 |
74 |
7 |
63.95 |
2023-07-09 |
| 18. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
75.68 |
1.0560 |
0.0108 |
134 |
15 |
66.66 |
2023-05-25 |
| 19. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
75.64 |
1.0499 |
0.0168 |
113 |
6 |
70.86 |
2023-01-19 |
| 20. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
75.58 |
1.0259 |
0.0244 |
53 |
7 |
63.59 |
2023-04-04 |
| 21. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
75.53 |
1.0062 |
0.0461 |
89 |
9 |
68.35 |
2023-05-25 |
| 22. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
75.08 |
1.0706 |
-0.0265 |
56 |
9 |
65.90 |
2023-07-20 |
| 23. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
74.67 |
1.0294 |
0.0290 |
57 |
10 |
64.10 |
2023-06-20 |
| 24. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
74.54 |
1.0295 |
0.0195 |
155 |
11 |
68.18 |
2023-06-20 |
| 25. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
74.51 |
1.0175 |
0.0263 |
105 |
9 |
69.92 |
2023-06-20 |
| 26. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
74.48 |
1.1245 |
-0.0859 |
71 |
15 |
65.48 |
2023-08-14 |
| 27. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
74.21 |
1.0557 |
-0.0184 |
68 |
9 |
68.76 |
2023-07-09 |
| 28. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
74.02 |
1.0319 |
0.0101 |
71 |
8 |
67.19 |
2023-06-30 |
| 29. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
73.93 |
1.0431 |
-0.0012 |
114 |
7 |
67.16 |
2023-05-25 |
| 30. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
73.76 |
1.0703 |
-0.0397 |
122 |
6 |
69.80 |
2022-12-29 |
| 31. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
73.76 |
1.0134 |
0.0318 |
103 |
9 |
67.27 |
2023-04-29 |
| 32. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
73.67 |
0.9863 |
0.0385 |
66 |
11 |
64.79 |
2023-07-20 |
| 33. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
73.58 |
0.9958 |
0.0318 |
82 |
5 |
65.79 |
2023-04-16 |
| 34. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
73.13 |
0.9999 |
0.0184 |
76 |
5 |
64.58 |
2023-06-20 |
| 35. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
73.12 |
1.0973 |
-0.0815 |
121 |
6 |
70.88 |
2023-02-27 |
| 36. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
73.02 |
1.0688 |
-0.0384 |
97 |
7 |
67.24 |
2023-02-13 |
| 37. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
72.90 |
1.0953 |
-0.0754 |
117 |
6 |
68.36 |
2023-07-09 |
| 38. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
72.86 |
1.0319 |
-0.0073 |
87 |
8 |
66.39 |
2023-08-06 |
| 39. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
72.86 |
1.0040 |
-0.0014 |
61 |
3 |
65.06 |
2022-02-06 |
| 40. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
72.70 |
1.0082 |
0.0115 |
107 |
10 |
66.09 |
2023-01-19 |
| 41. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
72.66 |
1.0692 |
-0.0424 |
103 |
9 |
66.61 |
2023-05-11 |
| 42. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
72.61 |
1.0582 |
-0.0431 |
123 |
8 |
68.71 |
2023-07-09 |
| 43. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
72.50 |
1.0474 |
-0.0324 |
223 |
7 |
66.03 |
2023-02-01 |
| 44. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
72.44 |
1.0276 |
-0.0217 |
75 |
5 |
69.12 |
2023-08-06 |
| 45. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
72.44 |
0.9741 |
0.0476 |
101 |
7 |
62.91 |
2023-06-02 |
| 46. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
72.38 |
1.0308 |
-0.0091 |
120 |
9 |
65.76 |
2023-06-20 |
| 47. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
72.20 |
1.0738 |
-0.0546 |
114 |
5 |
66.60 |
2022-12-11 |
| 48. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
72.17 |
1.0156 |
-0.0012 |
106 |
9 |
64.19 |
2023-08-14 |
| 49. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
72.13 |
1.0413 |
-0.0310 |
106 |
9 |
66.20 |
2023-08-14 |
| 50. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
71.97 |
1.0107 |
-0.0134 |
154 |
13 |
64.00 |
2023-07-20 |
| 51. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
71.85 |
0.9992 |
0.0041 |
81 |
14 |
63.89 |
2023-08-06 |
| 52. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
71.81 |
1.0857 |
-0.0696 |
138 |
8 |
64.24 |
2023-08-14 |
| 53. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
71.32 |
1.0305 |
-0.0249 |
93 |
8 |
61.80 |
2022-02-21 |
| 54. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
70.88 |
0.9923 |
0.0033 |
121 |
10 |
61.65 |
2023-08-06 |
| 55. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
70.84 |
0.9690 |
0.0122 |
68 |
11 |
62.16 |
2023-06-20 |
| 56. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
70.82 |
1.0698 |
-0.0764 |
122 |
7 |
67.61 |
2022-02-20 |
| 57. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
70.59 |
1.0516 |
-0.0713 |
127 |
14 |
63.21 |
2023-07-20 |
| 58. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
70.50 |
1.0175 |
-0.0241 |
66 |
13 |
64.88 |
2023-08-14 |
| 59. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
70.25 |
1.0206 |
-0.0376 |
103 |
13 |
65.84 |
2023-05-25 |
| 60. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
70.22 |
1.0280 |
-0.0458 |
119 |
4 |
68.66 |
2022-12-29 |
| 61. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
69.71 |
0.9907 |
-0.0166 |
56 |
10 |
63.66 |
2023-02-01 |
| 62. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
69.64 |
1.0061 |
-0.0363 |
53 |
8 |
63.43 |
2023-06-30 |
| 63. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
69.48 |
1.0389 |
-0.0732 |
90 |
10 |
63.34 |
2023-06-02 |
| 64. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
69.35 |
0.9177 |
0.0605 |
64 |
9 |
59.84 |
2023-08-14 |
| 65. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
69.34 |
0.9614 |
0.0128 |
142 |
9 |
63.46 |
2023-08-14 |
| 66. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
69.28 |
0.9886 |
-0.0276 |
91 |
8 |
61.63 |
2023-02-13 |
| 67. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
68.76 |
1.0037 |
-0.0585 |
79 |
8 |
61.22 |
2023-06-12 |
| 68. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
68.64 |
0.9157 |
0.0508 |
116 |
11 |
62.49 |
2023-06-30 |
| 69. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
68.58 |
0.9805 |
-0.0322 |
65 |
12 |
57.53 |
2023-07-09 |
| 70. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
68.55 |
0.9831 |
-0.0240 |
107 |
10 |
62.90 |
2023-08-06 |
| 71. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
68.44 |
0.9839 |
-0.0215 |
89 |
10 |
65.64 |
2023-06-12 |
| 72. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
68.42 |
0.9846 |
-0.0187 |
144 |
5 |
64.32 |
2023-04-04 |
| 73. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
68.38 |
1.0243 |
-0.0579 |
188 |
5 |
61.45 |
2023-04-16 |
| 74. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
68.11 |
1.0596 |
-0.1149 |
91 |
2 |
67.73 |
2022-01-25 |
| 75. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
67.99 |
1.0398 |
-0.0983 |
63 |
4 |
66.20 |
2022-12-29 |
| 76. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
67.37 |
0.9720 |
-0.0221 |
146 |
6 |
63.14 |
2023-08-14 |
| 77. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
67.14 |
0.9773 |
-0.0320 |
109 |
7 |
57.45 |
2023-08-14 |
| 78. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
67.12 |
0.9831 |
-0.0385 |
158 |
11 |
62.71 |
2023-06-20 |
| 79. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
66.96 |
0.9763 |
-0.0289 |
165 |
4 |
63.06 |
2022-11-29 |
| 80. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
66.91 |
1.0329 |
-0.0952 |
119 |
10 |
63.42 |
2023-06-30 |
| 81. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
65.72 |
0.9900 |
-0.0598 |
96 |
9 |
59.60 |
2023-07-20 |
| 82. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
65.51 |
0.9416 |
-0.0300 |
131 |
3 |
63.95 |
2023-08-06 |
| 83. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
65.03 |
0.9925 |
-0.0796 |
143 |
3 |
60.85 |
2023-08-06 |
| 84. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
64.89 |
0.8968 |
0.0072 |
85 |
9 |
60.75 |
2023-07-09 |
| 85. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
64.46 |
0.9823 |
-0.0784 |
79 |
9 |
59.56 |
2023-01-08 |
| 86. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
64.35 |
0.9955 |
-0.0975 |
121 |
5 |
61.25 |
2023-07-20 |
| 87. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
63.69 |
0.9638 |
-0.0730 |
86 |
8 |
59.64 |
2023-07-09 |
| 88. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
63.40 |
0.9403 |
-0.0631 |
59 |
5 |
56.92 |
2023-06-30 |
| 89. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
62.42 |
0.9008 |
-0.0227 |
129 |
4 |
59.60 |
2022-02-20 |
| 90. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
61.58 |
0.9505 |
-0.0939 |
74 |
4 |
59.18 |
2023-03-23 |
| 91. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
60.15 |
0.8672 |
-0.0317 |
115 |
10 |
55.17 |
2023-08-06 |
| 92. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
59.86 |
0.9581 |
-0.1185 |
79 |
5 |
56.02 |
2022-02-22 |
| 93. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
57.93 |
0.9958 |
-0.1753 |
55 |
1 |
57.93 |
2023-04-16 |