| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
96.45 |
1.0169 |
0.0000 |
53 |
1 |
96.45 |
2021-01-27 |
| 2. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
95.71 |
0.9934 |
-1.0162 |
56 |
1 |
95.71 |
2021-01-27 |
| 3. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
89.93 |
1.0628 |
-1.0499 |
68 |
1 |
89.93 |
2021-01-27 |
| 4. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
87.85 |
0.9899 |
-0.9554 |
96 |
2 |
78.75 |
2021-01-27 |
| 5. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
87.26 |
1.0527 |
0.0000 |
123 |
3 |
78.23 |
2021-01-27 |
| 6. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
86.07 |
1.0608 |
0.0000 |
91 |
1 |
86.07 |
2021-01-27 |
| 7. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
84.60 |
0.9945 |
0.0000 |
91 |
1 |
84.60 |
2021-01-27 |
| 8. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
84.56 |
1.0003 |
-0.9903 |
81 |
1 |
84.56 |
2021-01-27 |
| 9. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
84.46 |
0.9534 |
-0.9665 |
74 |
1 |
84.46 |
2021-01-27 |
| 10. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
83.20 |
0.9556 |
-0.9944 |
79 |
1 |
83.20 |
2021-01-27 |
| 11. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
82.56 |
0.9693 |
-0.9660 |
101 |
1 |
82.56 |
2021-01-27 |
| 12. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
78.84 |
0.9864 |
-0.9705 |
65 |
2 |
73.67 |
2021-01-27 |
| 13. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
77.53 |
1.0233 |
-1.0329 |
188 |
1 |
77.53 |
2021-01-27 |
| 14. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
76.62 |
1.0626 |
-1.0738 |
74 |
1 |
76.62 |
2021-01-27 |
| 15. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
76.15 |
1.0318 |
-1.0201 |
119 |
1 |
76.15 |
2021-01-27 |
| 16. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
74.11 |
1.0425 |
0.0000 |
97 |
1 |
74.11 |
2021-01-27 |
| 17. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
73.72 |
1.0280 |
-1.0631 |
75 |
1 |
73.72 |
2021-01-27 |
| 18. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
72.72 |
0.9413 |
0.0000 |
131 |
2 |
66.70 |
2021-01-27 |
| 19. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
71.49 |
0.9998 |
0.0000 |
55 |
2 |
68.51 |
2021-01-27 |
| 20. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
66.45 |
0.9792 |
-0.9668 |
158 |
1 |
66.45 |
2021-01-27 |
| 21. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
66.26 |
0.9711 |
0.0000 |
68 |
1 |
66.26 |
2021-01-27 |
| 22. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
64.65 |
1.1237 |
-1.0745 |
71 |
1 |
64.65 |
2021-01-27 |
| 23. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
63.46 |
0.8967 |
-0.8262 |
85 |
1 |
63.46 |
2021-01-27 |
| 24. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
62.74 |
0.9873 |
-0.9589 |
107 |
1 |
62.74 |
2021-01-27 |
| 25. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
60.00 |
0.9926 |
-0.9852 |
143 |
1 |
60.00 |
2021-01-27 |