| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
93.72 |
1.0858 |
0.1609 |
138 |
1 |
93.72 |
2021-01-08 |
| 2. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
92.40 |
1.0280 |
0.1896 |
75 |
2 |
88.01 |
2021-01-26 |
| 3. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
86.68 |
1.0977 |
0.0496 |
117 |
3 |
78.60 |
2021-02-19 |
| 4. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
85.39 |
1.0406 |
0.0896 |
63 |
1 |
85.39 |
2021-02-19 |
| 5. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
83.12 |
1.0530 |
0.0757 |
110 |
2 |
76.59 |
2021-01-08 |
| 6. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
81.15 |
0.9864 |
0.1053 |
65 |
4 |
76.49 |
2021-01-26 |
| 7. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
80.92 |
0.9893 |
0.0905 |
66 |
1 |
80.92 |
2021-01-19 |
| 8. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
80.43 |
1.0530 |
0.0341 |
127 |
1 |
80.43 |
2021-01-19 |
| 9. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
79.71 |
1.0322 |
0.0432 |
87 |
1 |
79.71 |
2021-02-24 |
| 10. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
79.43 |
0.9926 |
0.0857 |
143 |
1 |
79.43 |
2021-01-26 |
| 11. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
79.37 |
1.1237 |
-0.0737 |
71 |
2 |
76.92 |
2021-01-26 |
| 12. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
78.30 |
1.0848 |
-0.0467 |
63 |
2 |
78.23 |
2021-01-19 |
| 13. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
77.54 |
1.0388 |
-0.0132 |
106 |
1 |
77.54 |
2021-01-08 |
| 14. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
75.92 |
0.9934 |
0.0223 |
56 |
1 |
75.92 |
2021-01-08 |
| 15. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
73.58 |
0.9725 |
0.0362 |
165 |
3 |
68.79 |
2021-02-24 |
| 16. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
71.65 |
1.0712 |
-0.0972 |
114 |
1 |
71.65 |
2021-01-08 |
| 17. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
71.07 |
1.0738 |
-0.1036 |
142 |
1 |
71.07 |
2021-01-08 |
| 18. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
71.02 |
0.9609 |
-0.0053 |
142 |
2 |
67.39 |
2021-01-26 |
| 19. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
68.73 |
0.9009 |
0.0367 |
129 |
1 |
68.73 |
2021-01-08 |
| 20. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
67.09 |
1.0933 |
-0.1863 |
110 |
1 |
67.09 |
2021-01-08 |
| 21. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
66.05 |
0.9192 |
-0.0171 |
116 |
1 |
66.05 |
2021-01-13 |
| 22. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
65.67 |
0.9792 |
-0.1195 |
158 |
1 |
65.67 |
2021-01-08 |
| 23. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
64.30 |
1.0670 |
-0.1886 |
97 |
1 |
64.30 |
2021-01-11 |
| 24. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
62.89 |
0.8715 |
-0.0236 |
115 |
1 |
62.89 |
2021-01-08 |
| 25. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
59.26 |
0.9534 |
-0.1635 |
74 |
1 |
59.26 |
2021-02-19 |
| 26. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
58.36 |
1.0003 |
-0.2232 |
81 |
1 |
58.36 |
2021-01-08 |