| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
62.38 |
1.0787 |
0.1272 |
63 |
1 |
62.38 |
2021-11-05 |
| 2. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
61.84 |
0.9846 |
0.2109 |
144 |
1 |
61.84 |
2021-11-05 |
| 3. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
61.40 |
1.0889 |
0.0981 |
162 |
1 |
61.40 |
2022-04-15 |
| 4. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
59.96 |
1.0928 |
0.0664 |
110 |
1 |
59.96 |
2021-01-10 |
| 5. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
58.87 |
0.9773 |
0.1608 |
109 |
2 |
57.57 |
2021-11-05 |
| 6. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
58.02 |
1.0398 |
0.0818 |
63 |
1 |
58.02 |
2021-01-10 |
| 7. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
57.56 |
1.0738 |
0.0390 |
114 |
1 |
57.56 |
2021-01-10 |
| 8. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
55.61 |
1.1443 |
-0.0692 |
86 |
1 |
55.61 |
2021-11-04 |
| 9. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
55.22 |
0.9958 |
0.0717 |
82 |
1 |
55.22 |
2021-01-10 |
| 10. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
55.02 |
1.0582 |
0.0055 |
123 |
1 |
55.02 |
2021-11-04 |
| 11. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
54.44 |
1.0319 |
0.0205 |
87 |
1 |
54.44 |
2021-11-04 |
| 12. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
54.16 |
0.9763 |
0.0707 |
165 |
1 |
54.16 |
2022-04-15 |
| 13. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
53.87 |
1.0577 |
-0.0163 |
77 |
1 |
53.87 |
2021-01-10 |
| 14. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
52.99 |
1.0783 |
-0.0539 |
110 |
1 |
52.99 |
2021-01-10 |
| 15. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
52.83 |
1.1245 |
-0.1032 |
71 |
1 |
52.83 |
2021-11-05 |
| 16. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
52.83 |
0.9907 |
0.0306 |
56 |
1 |
52.83 |
2021-01-10 |
| 17. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
52.17 |
0.9863 |
0.0223 |
66 |
1 |
52.17 |
2021-01-10 |
| 18. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
51.61 |
1.0560 |
-0.0583 |
134 |
1 |
51.61 |
2021-11-04 |
| 19. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
50.30 |
0.9638 |
0.0086 |
86 |
1 |
50.30 |
2021-11-05 |
| 20. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
49.10 |
1.0280 |
-0.0788 |
119 |
1 |
49.10 |
2021-11-05 |
| 21. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
48.38 |
1.0703 |
-0.1350 |
122 |
1 |
48.38 |
2021-11-04 |
| 22. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
48.27 |
0.9177 |
0.0155 |
64 |
1 |
48.27 |
2021-11-04 |
| 23. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
48.08 |
0.9505 |
-0.0210 |
74 |
1 |
48.08 |
2021-01-10 |
| 24. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
47.97 |
0.9823 |
-0.0549 |
79 |
1 |
47.97 |
2021-01-10 |
| 25. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
47.67 |
0.9955 |
-0.0739 |
121 |
2 |
45.07 |
2021-01-10 |
| 26. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
47.05 |
1.0688 |
-0.1592 |
97 |
1 |
47.05 |
2021-11-04 |
| 27. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
45.57 |
0.9831 |
-0.1021 |
158 |
1 |
45.57 |
2022-04-15 |
| 28. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
44.57 |
0.8968 |
-0.0352 |
85 |
1 |
44.57 |
2021-01-10 |
| 29. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
44.49 |
0.8672 |
-0.0071 |
115 |
1 |
44.49 |
2021-11-04 |
| 30. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
42.06 |
1.0319 |
-0.2188 |
71 |
1 |
42.06 |
2021-01-10 |
| 31. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
34.00 |
1.0557 |
-0.3984 |
68 |
1 |
34.00 |
2021-01-10 |