| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
148.45 |
1.0858 |
0.1380 |
138 |
5 |
113.78 |
2023-10-18 |
| 2. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
146.31 |
1.1314 |
0.0748 |
67 |
2 |
131.88 |
2023-05-17 |
| 3. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
144.58 |
1.1084 |
0.0835 |
81 |
2 |
119.46 |
2023-06-07 |
| 4. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
143.99 |
1.0670 |
0.1201 |
97 |
6 |
128.80 |
2023-11-23 |
| 5. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
143.86 |
1.0848 |
0.1012 |
63 |
4 |
129.79 |
2023-11-23 |
| 6. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
142.96 |
0.9893 |
0.1893 |
66 |
3 |
129.74 |
2023-06-21 |
| 7. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
142.71 |
1.0318 |
0.1447 |
119 |
4 |
128.28 |
2023-05-30 |
| 8. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
140.21 |
1.1052 |
0.0507 |
99 |
5 |
119.23 |
2023-10-18 |
| 9. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
139.68 |
1.0329 |
0.1186 |
57 |
1 |
139.68 |
2023-11-23 |
| 10. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
139.33 |
1.0231 |
0.1255 |
103 |
4 |
111.41 |
2023-11-09 |
| 11. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
137.97 |
1.0778 |
0.0596 |
122 |
3 |
126.46 |
2023-05-02 |
| 12. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
137.40 |
1.0337 |
0.0990 |
119 |
7 |
110.01 |
2023-11-24 |
| 13. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
137.38 |
1.0595 |
0.0731 |
134 |
1 |
137.38 |
2023-09-28 |
| 14. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
137.13 |
1.0314 |
0.0991 |
53 |
3 |
127.13 |
2023-10-25 |
| 15. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
136.40 |
1.0524 |
0.0721 |
113 |
3 |
135.43 |
2023-11-23 |
| 16. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
135.79 |
1.1460 |
-0.0265 |
86 |
2 |
133.73 |
2023-11-05 |
| 17. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
135.34 |
1.0741 |
0.0416 |
122 |
5 |
115.85 |
2023-05-22 |
| 18. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
134.23 |
1.0628 |
0.0438 |
68 |
3 |
117.76 |
2023-05-02 |
| 19. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
133.92 |
1.0103 |
0.0937 |
89 |
3 |
119.03 |
2023-05-17 |
| 20. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
133.66 |
0.9997 |
0.1022 |
82 |
6 |
116.24 |
2024-05-21 |
| 21. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
133.63 |
1.0453 |
0.0563 |
114 |
3 |
117.02 |
2023-11-23 |
| 22. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
133.24 |
1.0052 |
0.0932 |
76 |
4 |
117.66 |
2024-05-21 |
| 23. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
132.93 |
1.0626 |
0.0333 |
74 |
4 |
109.72 |
2023-05-03 |
| 24. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
132.89 |
1.0685 |
0.0270 |
103 |
3 |
105.75 |
2023-01-27 |
| 25. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
132.18 |
1.0425 |
0.0472 |
97 |
1 |
132.18 |
2024-05-21 |
| 26. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
132.10 |
1.0003 |
0.0887 |
81 |
4 |
117.33 |
2023-06-14 |
| 27. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
132.05 |
0.9934 |
0.0952 |
56 |
3 |
128.72 |
2023-04-04 |
| 28. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
131.87 |
1.0607 |
0.0264 |
77 |
3 |
114.78 |
2023-11-30 |
| 29. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
131.78 |
1.0530 |
0.0334 |
110 |
2 |
111.28 |
2023-11-30 |
| 30. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
131.30 |
1.0322 |
0.0502 |
87 |
7 |
109.48 |
2023-05-30 |
| 31. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
130.78 |
1.0608 |
0.0174 |
91 |
4 |
120.97 |
2023-06-07 |
| 32. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
127.91 |
1.0285 |
0.0260 |
155 |
1 |
127.91 |
2023-04-16 |
| 33. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
127.45 |
1.0476 |
0.0031 |
138 |
4 |
102.23 |
2023-03-29 |
| 34. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
126.56 |
0.9903 |
0.0531 |
121 |
3 |
105.37 |
2023-12-03 |
| 35. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
126.45 |
1.0738 |
-0.0313 |
142 |
2 |
115.19 |
2023-05-03 |
| 36. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
125.99 |
1.0712 |
-0.0325 |
114 |
2 |
120.43 |
2023-04-07 |
| 37. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
125.87 |
1.0527 |
-0.0150 |
123 |
4 |
110.13 |
2023-06-14 |
| 38. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
125.19 |
0.9945 |
0.0376 |
91 |
3 |
118.46 |
2023-05-02 |
| 39. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
124.77 |
0.9725 |
0.0561 |
165 |
3 |
109.18 |
2023-12-03 |
| 40. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
124.64 |
1.0331 |
-0.0056 |
93 |
3 |
106.96 |
2023-12-03 |
| 41. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
123.95 |
1.0908 |
-0.0690 |
162 |
3 |
114.36 |
2023-04-04 |
| 42. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
123.64 |
1.0814 |
-0.0621 |
110 |
4 |
119.32 |
2023-06-14 |
| 43. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
122.91 |
1.0388 |
-0.0255 |
106 |
7 |
109.82 |
2023-05-17 |
| 44. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
122.83 |
0.9864 |
0.0262 |
65 |
4 |
106.05 |
2023-11-30 |
| 45. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
122.78 |
1.0120 |
0.0002 |
61 |
2 |
114.25 |
2023-06-27 |
| 46. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
122.59 |
0.9873 |
0.0233 |
107 |
3 |
108.70 |
2023-04-04 |
| 47. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
122.46 |
1.0977 |
-0.0881 |
117 |
3 |
109.44 |
2023-07-03 |
| 48. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
121.85 |
1.0113 |
-0.0068 |
79 |
3 |
116.70 |
2023-11-24 |
| 49. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
121.55 |
0.9693 |
0.0328 |
101 |
3 |
103.94 |
2023-04-16 |
| 50. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
120.99 |
0.9192 |
0.0782 |
116 |
4 |
107.23 |
2023-03-29 |
| 51. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
120.27 |
0.9926 |
-0.0011 |
143 |
4 |
106.58 |
2023-04-16 |
| 52. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
119.42 |
1.0436 |
-0.0591 |
101 |
5 |
113.42 |
2023-06-14 |
| 53. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
119.36 |
1.0229 |
-0.0389 |
105 |
1 |
119.36 |
2023-04-16 |
| 54. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
119.18 |
1.0283 |
-0.0458 |
120 |
2 |
113.02 |
2023-03-02 |
| 55. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
118.71 |
0.9845 |
-0.0059 |
144 |
2 |
115.09 |
2023-05-17 |
| 56. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
117.68 |
0.9940 |
-0.0238 |
121 |
5 |
113.20 |
2023-06-14 |
| 57. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
116.72 |
0.9711 |
-0.0089 |
68 |
5 |
108.50 |
2023-11-05 |
| 58. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
115.41 |
0.9792 |
-0.0278 |
158 |
3 |
107.43 |
2023-04-16 |
| 59. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
114.38 |
0.9899 |
-0.0470 |
96 |
1 |
114.38 |
2023-09-28 |
| 60. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
113.45 |
1.0169 |
-0.0816 |
53 |
3 |
108.52 |
2023-11-19 |
| 61. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
113.05 |
0.9009 |
0.0311 |
129 |
2 |
110.12 |
2023-06-07 |
| 62. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
113.04 |
1.0129 |
-0.0810 |
103 |
1 |
113.04 |
2023-05-17 |
| 63. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
112.46 |
0.8715 |
0.0556 |
115 |
2 |
110.52 |
2023-05-02 |
| 64. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
111.96 |
1.0457 |
-0.1227 |
223 |
1 |
111.96 |
2023-04-14 |
| 65. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
111.43 |
1.0311 |
-0.1125 |
71 |
4 |
109.03 |
2023-11-05 |
| 66. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
110.63 |
0.9556 |
-0.0436 |
79 |
4 |
102.66 |
2023-12-03 |
| 67. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
110.43 |
1.0966 |
-0.1862 |
121 |
1 |
110.43 |
2023-06-21 |
| 68. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
109.76 |
1.0439 |
-0.1390 |
90 |
2 |
102.06 |
2022-05-11 |
| 69. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
109.68 |
0.9679 |
-0.0637 |
86 |
1 |
109.68 |
2023-06-21 |
| 70. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
109.14 |
1.0233 |
-0.1235 |
188 |
2 |
108.36 |
2022-09-03 |
| 71. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
108.90 |
0.9413 |
-0.0435 |
131 |
4 |
103.00 |
2023-04-16 |
| 72. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
108.14 |
1.0187 |
-0.1272 |
106 |
1 |
108.14 |
2023-12-03 |
| 73. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
107.09 |
1.0530 |
-0.1702 |
127 |
4 |
99.28 |
2023-05-17 |
| 74. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
106.14 |
1.0209 |
-0.1459 |
154 |
1 |
106.14 |
2023-03-29 |
| 75. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
105.86 |
0.9825 |
-0.1098 |
89 |
2 |
102.73 |
2022-05-29 |
| 76. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
104.99 |
1.0040 |
-0.1385 |
107 |
1 |
104.99 |
2022-04-10 |
| 77. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
104.20 |
0.9796 |
-0.1206 |
109 |
1 |
104.20 |
2023-01-18 |
| 78. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
103.93 |
1.1237 |
-0.2669 |
71 |
1 |
103.93 |
2022-05-14 |
| 79. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
103.75 |
1.0406 |
-0.1853 |
63 |
1 |
103.75 |
2023-01-15 |
| 80. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
100.22 |
0.9816 |
-0.1554 |
79 |
2 |
99.51 |
2023-10-18 |
| 81. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
99.67 |
1.0181 |
-0.1964 |
66 |
2 |
89.71 |
2023-10-18 |
| 82. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
97.21 |
0.9534 |
-0.1520 |
74 |
3 |
93.12 |
2023-04-04 |
| 83. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
96.95 |
1.0501 |
-0.2508 |
81 |
1 |
96.95 |
2022-05-18 |
| 84. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
96.28 |
0.9609 |
-0.1672 |
142 |
1 |
96.28 |
2022-12-01 |
| 85. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
94.12 |
1.0933 |
-0.3174 |
110 |
1 |
94.12 |
2022-09-03 |
| 86. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
93.40 |
1.0142 |
-0.2442 |
74 |
3 |
82.86 |
2022-03-09 |
| 87. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
88.68 |
1.0280 |
-0.2969 |
75 |
1 |
88.68 |
2022-05-29 |
| 88. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
80.62 |
0.8967 |
-0.2321 |
85 |
1 |
80.62 |
2022-05-18 |