| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
123.99 |
1.1460 |
0.1598 |
86 |
1 |
123.99 |
2022-03-30 |
| 2. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
119.02 |
1.0439 |
0.1984 |
90 |
1 |
119.02 |
2022-03-31 |
| 3. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
117.96 |
1.0738 |
0.1603 |
142 |
3 |
112.32 |
2022-03-31 |
| 4. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
115.93 |
1.1237 |
0.0817 |
71 |
1 |
115.93 |
2022-03-30 |
| 5. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
115.40 |
1.1084 |
0.0978 |
81 |
3 |
106.79 |
2022-03-31 |
| 6. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
114.90 |
1.0607 |
0.1415 |
77 |
2 |
103.53 |
2020-12-20 |
| 7. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
113.07 |
1.0814 |
0.0927 |
110 |
2 |
109.94 |
2022-03-31 |
| 8. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
111.91 |
0.9825 |
0.1908 |
89 |
2 |
110.62 |
2022-03-31 |
| 9. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
111.40 |
0.9693 |
0.2003 |
101 |
6 |
96.37 |
2022-03-30 |
| 10. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
110.73 |
1.0908 |
0.0703 |
162 |
2 |
108.48 |
2022-03-31 |
| 11. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
110.29 |
1.0283 |
0.1301 |
120 |
3 |
100.32 |
2022-03-31 |
| 12. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
107.92 |
1.0530 |
0.0839 |
110 |
2 |
95.06 |
2020-12-20 |
| 13. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
107.21 |
1.0103 |
0.1088 |
89 |
1 |
107.21 |
2020-12-20 |
| 14. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
106.78 |
1.0169 |
0.1043 |
53 |
1 |
106.78 |
2022-03-31 |
| 15. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
106.60 |
1.0858 |
0.0385 |
138 |
3 |
99.38 |
2022-03-31 |
| 16. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
106.47 |
0.9940 |
0.1145 |
121 |
1 |
106.47 |
2022-03-31 |
| 17. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
105.94 |
1.0712 |
0.0415 |
114 |
2 |
105.16 |
2020-12-21 |
| 18. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
105.87 |
1.0977 |
0.0100 |
117 |
1 |
105.87 |
2022-03-31 |
| 19. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
103.04 |
1.0501 |
0.0140 |
81 |
1 |
103.04 |
2022-03-31 |
| 20. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
102.90 |
1.0685 |
0.0142 |
103 |
1 |
102.90 |
2022-03-31 |
| 21. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
102.77 |
1.0628 |
0.0170 |
68 |
4 |
93.68 |
2022-03-31 |
| 22. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
102.37 |
1.1314 |
-0.0697 |
67 |
1 |
102.37 |
2022-03-30 |
| 23. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
101.63 |
1.0453 |
0.0257 |
114 |
2 |
95.68 |
2022-03-31 |
| 24. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
100.67 |
1.0129 |
0.0512 |
103 |
2 |
96.00 |
2022-03-31 |
| 25. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
100.35 |
1.0233 |
0.0322 |
188 |
1 |
100.35 |
2022-03-31 |
| 26. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
100.34 |
1.0187 |
0.0385 |
106 |
1 |
100.34 |
2022-03-31 |
| 27. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
99.35 |
1.0457 |
-0.0099 |
223 |
2 |
97.37 |
2022-03-30 |
| 28. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
98.60 |
0.9792 |
0.0520 |
158 |
1 |
98.60 |
2022-03-31 |
| 29. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
98.34 |
1.0530 |
-0.0324 |
127 |
2 |
96.14 |
2022-03-31 |
| 30. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
98.02 |
1.0476 |
-0.0189 |
138 |
1 |
98.02 |
2022-03-30 |
| 31. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
96.67 |
1.0314 |
-0.0244 |
53 |
2 |
90.81 |
2022-03-31 |
| 32. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
95.90 |
0.9934 |
0.0107 |
56 |
1 |
95.90 |
2020-12-20 |
| 33. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
95.80 |
1.0181 |
-0.0104 |
66 |
1 |
95.80 |
2022-03-31 |
| 34. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
95.33 |
0.9864 |
0.0051 |
65 |
4 |
87.96 |
2022-03-31 |
| 35. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
94.00 |
1.0040 |
-0.0235 |
107 |
2 |
92.83 |
2022-03-31 |
| 36. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
93.24 |
1.0280 |
-0.0624 |
75 |
1 |
93.24 |
2022-03-30 |
| 37. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
93.24 |
1.0848 |
-0.1165 |
63 |
1 |
93.24 |
2022-03-31 |
| 38. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
92.94 |
1.0595 |
-0.0783 |
134 |
1 |
92.94 |
2022-03-30 |
| 39. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
91.81 |
1.0933 |
-0.1351 |
110 |
1 |
91.81 |
2020-12-21 |
| 40. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
91.21 |
1.0311 |
-0.0731 |
71 |
3 |
87.14 |
2022-03-30 |
| 41. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
89.75 |
0.9413 |
-0.0096 |
131 |
1 |
89.75 |
2022-03-30 |
| 42. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
88.89 |
1.0285 |
-0.0952 |
155 |
1 |
88.89 |
2022-03-30 |
| 43. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
88.73 |
0.9796 |
-0.0449 |
109 |
1 |
88.73 |
2022-03-30 |
| 44. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
88.41 |
1.0670 |
-0.1372 |
97 |
1 |
88.41 |
2020-12-20 |
| 45. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
88.28 |
1.0388 |
-0.1190 |
106 |
1 |
88.28 |
2022-03-31 |
| 46. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
87.63 |
0.9997 |
-0.0844 |
82 |
2 |
82.13 |
2020-12-20 |
| 47. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
87.42 |
0.9679 |
-0.0507 |
86 |
1 |
87.42 |
2020-12-20 |
| 48. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
87.36 |
0.9899 |
-0.0671 |
96 |
1 |
87.36 |
2020-12-21 |
| 49. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
87.12 |
1.0778 |
-0.1583 |
122 |
1 |
87.12 |
2022-03-30 |
| 50. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
86.02 |
1.0406 |
-0.1519 |
63 |
1 |
86.02 |
2020-12-20 |
| 51. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
85.71 |
0.9903 |
-0.0943 |
121 |
2 |
85.16 |
2022-03-31 |
| 52. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
85.71 |
0.9223 |
-0.0156 |
64 |
1 |
85.71 |
2022-03-31 |
| 53. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
85.25 |
0.9439 |
-0.0608 |
59 |
1 |
85.25 |
2020-12-21 |
| 54. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
82.90 |
0.8967 |
-0.0363 |
85 |
2 |
79.95 |
2020-12-20 |
| 55. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
82.63 |
1.0322 |
-0.1647 |
87 |
1 |
82.63 |
2022-03-31 |
| 56. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
80.43 |
0.9609 |
-0.1174 |
142 |
1 |
80.43 |
2022-03-31 |
| 57. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
80.06 |
0.9534 |
-0.1192 |
74 |
1 |
80.06 |
2022-03-30 |
| 58. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
78.58 |
1.0120 |
-0.2019 |
61 |
1 |
78.58 |
2022-03-31 |
| 59. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
66.88 |
0.8715 |
-0.1754 |
115 |
1 |
66.88 |
2022-03-30 |
| 60. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
60.11 |
0.9998 |
-0.3614 |
55 |
1 |
60.11 |
2022-03-31 |